What is the worst promo items that you can think up? - Games

[QUOTE=Hatley;28526253]Huge ass Servbot head from Dead Rising 2.[/QUOTE] For some reason I actually want this.

[QUOTE=Left4Meds;28526715][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/3cfd36d31f5b4ce95212227879ae2946.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I said [b]Huge[/b], if it was huge, it'd be game breaking.

Pre-Order Magica Get Huntsman Reskin that's a rod that shoots out Fire instead of arrows. Order Call of Duty Black Ops Get a Buff banner reskin that throws numbers in the enemies face. Order Battlefield 3 Get cursing in TF2

A cow that fires cash for pre-ordering Modern Warfare 3.

[QUOTE=Tentacle;28527555]A cow that fires cash for pre-ordering Modern Warfare 3.[/QUOTE] Maybe even a dead horse

Isaac's helmet from DS2

[QUOTE=Left4Meds;28526715][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/3cfd36d31f5b4ce95212227879ae2946.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Why is the spy down there wearing a texas ten gallon?

[QUOTE=inno98;28526033]i'll make a fix![/QUOTE] Post it on the emporium when it's done :D

[QUOTE=Benvil;28527815]Post it on the emporium when it's done :D[/QUOTE] sure :)

The severed head of a rabbit in which i shall not name.

Worst (thematically): "Preorder your tickets from Ticketmaster to receive Justin Bieber's Microphone, a Buff Banner reskin!" Worst (mechanically): "Pre-order HL2:Ep3 to receive your very own Valve Rocket Launcher!" Worst (ugly): "Pre-order Mass Effect 3 to receive the Landing Eagle, a 1:1 scale model of the Normandy as a Soldier hat!"

Preorder Half life 2 episode 3 Oh wait...

[QUOTE=108payne;28525561]I would say the Rift Items[/QUOTE] This. Mostly the Scout one. But as for my thoughts: "pre-order [i]Call of Duty: Modern Black Warefare [/i] and get a grenade slot, with equipable grenades. They also have the "last stand" perk. "pre-order [i]Left 4 Dead 3[/i] and get a miniature fetal-position Coach on your head!" "pre-order [i]Batman: Arkum City[/i] and you can wear this batman hood (hat) and utility belt (misc) for the Heavy!

Buy a second copy of TF2 and get a free promo hat in TF2 today!

A hat for playing TF2

Nuke from MW2.

Tali's helmet for Pyro as a Mass Effect 3 pre-order.

A creeper head from minecraft... ...or would that be a good thing?

[QUOTE=IrishBandit;28540100]A creeper head from minecraft... ...or would that be a good thing?[/QUOTE] That would be Fantasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstic

Pre-Order our newest Railworks game along with all its fantastic DLC to recieve a hat in the shape of the train from the TF2 Map, Well. Train includes realistic sounds and puffs smoke.

1 Scoop shovel replacement for buying Kelloggs Raisin Bran. A Snap!, Crackle!, or Pop! hat for buying Rice Krispies(hat is picked at random from the three, limit 1 of such hat [b]PERIOD[/b] per Steam Account). Gizmo's Bow huntsman replacement for buying the non existent(as of now) 20th anniversary edition of Gremlins 2: The New Batch on Blu-Ray. Jar of Liquid Tide jarate replacement for using Liquid Tide detergent. Clean Litterbox Hat for using Johnny Cat Kitty Litter. Couldn't think of one tied to a game.

No brainer, Either Monday Night Combat set. or Ellis' Cap from L4D2

A miniature drivable truck for the Heavy when you purchase Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Shotgun from Doom to replace the shotgun. It's over powered because you can practically snipe with the shotgun in Doom. :v: (For the record, I [i]fucking love[/i] the Doom series)

Spas-12 for call of duty whatever.

Pre-order Mass Effect 3 today and receive items in TF2! -Garrus' Eye Piece Tell them yourself to wait for a bit, you've got calibrations to do. Equip able for all classes -Miranda's Skin Tight Fetish Suit Show them you mean business with this ass tight suit. Equip able by the Heavy -Jessie Zaeed's favorite goddamn rifle. Don't tell him we took it. Replaces the shotgun -Joker's Cap and Beard Slip on Joker's Normandy SR2 hat and his manly beard. Vrolik Syndrome not included. Equip able by all classes.

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A hat for when Train Simulator 2011 comes out

We here at valve have decided to team up with the kind folks associated with Justin Bieber, and have created our best promo yet! Order Justin's new cd, and inside will be a code to claim JUSTIN BIEBER'S FLAT CAP, For all classes! Changes all taunts to make that stupid fucking v-shape with your hands!

You know what would be the stupidest promo ever? Imagine TF2 but with samurai themed shit.