What is the worst promo items that you can think up? - Games

This pile of garbage: [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Hat_of_Undeniable_Wealth_And_Respect[/url] Seriously, can it get any uglier?

I already said this on the Shogun Pack thread of bitching, but... The Vorpal Blade for the Spy to promote Alice: Madness Returns.

[QUOTE=MrFii;28550668]I already said this on the Shogun Pack thread of bitching, but... The Vorpal Blade for the Spy to promote Alice: Madness Returns.[/QUOTE]I would actually enjoy that. Man, if it caused decapitations on non-backstab kills... Back on topic: Buy Borderlands: GOTY to get a Claptrap skin for your Engineer's Dispensers. It even has the metal-restock noise replaced with "[i]Hey guys, check it out! I'm Dancin'! I'M DANCIN'![/i]"

[QUOTE=Pennywise;28550870]Back on topic: Buy Borderlands: GOTY to get a Claptrap skin for your Engineer's Dispensers. It even has the metal-restock noise replaced with "[i]Hey guys, check it out! I'm Dancin'! I'M DANCIN'![/i]"[/QUOTE] I'd buy that.

Crappy Free Model Bomb From the game Roblox. Many bombs in the Roblox Free Models make your screen turn white until you exit the game. You can't do anything. It'd probably be given out for buying Builder's Club or something. That would be very VERY annoying. It'd also be very bad for all the kids on Roblox as it's a game that if rated by ESRB would probably be E, and it'd be promoting an M rated game.

Minecraft. I know, I know. It's a great game, but it's like mixing bad graphics into good graphics. It just doesn't work out at all. Unless it was just a silly, stupid, simple reskin of the equalizer to make it be a diamond equalizer or whatever.

[QUOTE=EmperorVagak;28553108]Minecraft. I know, I know. It's a great game, but it's like mixing bad graphics into good graphics. It just doesn't work out at all. Unless it was just a silly, stupid, simple reskin of the equalizer to make it be a diamond equalizer or whatever.[/QUOTE] I think somebody already made that too. (As a skin)

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;28553822]I think somebody already made that too. (As a skin)[/QUOTE] funny theres not that much rage considering the shogun pack :P

[QUOTE=Pennywise;28550870]Back on topic: Buy Borderlands: GOTY to get a Claptrap skin for your Engineer's Dispensers. It even has the metal-restock noise replaced with "[i]Hey guys, check it out! I'm Dancin'! I'M DANCIN'![/i]"[/QUOTE] I fucking hated that robot. He was like Scrappy Doo, honestly.

[QUOTE=PSI Guy;28554964]I fucking hated that robot. He was like Scrappy Doo, honestly.[/QUOTE] I thought he was hilarious.

[QUOTE=inertmudkip;28555199]I thought he was hilarious.[/QUOTE] I'm dancin' I'M DANCIN' Check me out

Chelle's labsuit as a reskin for the Pyro's jumpsuit. A pixely diamond sword from Minecraft to replace the Eyelander. A reskin of the Soldier's default helmet that is a camo helmet, gained by pre-ordering MW3. A plum dob (all-class hat) for getting a certain achievement in The Sims 3.

[QUOTE=DominationDarre;28555353]Chelle's labsuit as a reskin for the Pyro's jumpsuit. A pixely diamond sword from Minecraft to replace the Eyelander. A reskin of the Soldier's default helmet that is a camo helmet, gained by pre-ordering MW3. A plum dob (all-class hat) for getting a certain achievement in The Sims 3.[/QUOTE] win

[QUOTE=PSI Guy;28554964]I fucking hated that robot. He was like Scrappy Doo, honestly.[/QUOTE] Fuck no, Clap Trap was awesome. Scrappy Doo was a disgrace upon the show, Clap Trap is just fun.

The portal cake... Like an actual baked one... Because if you know what its made out of you'd know it smells of shit.

[QUOTE=Speed Of Dark;28525394]The Athletic Supporter and Superfan from Monday Night Combat.[/QUOTE] I like the Athletic Supporter. I don't wear it, but I keep it with me.

Buy Dragon Age 2 and recieve an assortment of swords and armor hats. Oh wait...

[quote=psi guy;28554964]i fucking hated that robot. He was like scrappy doo, honestly.[/quote] cl4p-tp 4 lyf3

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;28553822]I think somebody already made that too. (As a skin)[/QUOTE] [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] I was referring to this. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1066526-TF2-Soldier-Pickaxe-Remodel-(minecraft)[/url]

[QUOTE=iRunner;28527807]Why is the spy down there wearing a texas ten gallon?[/QUOTE] hat mod why the hell do you think he has a servbot head [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] take a fucking guess

I thought of a good one. Pyro's Burna - an Ork Wargear item for Dawn of War II Retribution. Looks like the Backburner. Big Teef - an Ork Warbosses' jaw armour on the Pyro.

A Undergarden Hat from the game UNDERGARDEN

The scout weapon from the rift update.

The medic hat from shogun, seriously wtf is wrong with u valve?

[QUOTE=Yukinari;28541801]Pre-Order our newest Railworks game along with all its fantastic DLC to recieve a hat in the shape of the train from the TF2 Map, Well. Train includes realistic sounds and puffs smoke.[/QUOTE] [img]http://wizard.gamebanana.com/img/ss/skins/86484a.jpg[/img]

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I'm 90% sure they'll actually do shit like that. [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] But even then it's impossible because Duke's too awesome to have promo shit. "Why I'm Cool Duke Nukem"

[QUOTE=Recurracy;28565969]I'm 90% sure they'll actually do shit like that. [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] But even then it's impossible because Duke's too awesome to have promo shit. "Why I'm Cool Duke Nukem"[/QUOTE] Well, someone that is working on Duke Nuken contributed to TF2 with the Polycount Spy Pack, so I can guarantee that this has a high chance of a happening. If it doesn't, I will suck my own penis.

[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;28566925]Well, someone that is working on Duke Nuken contributed to TF2 with the Polycount Spy Pack, so I can guarantee that this has a high chance of a happening. If it doesn't, I will suck my own penis.[/QUOTE] You sure are flexible if you can do that.

[QUOTE=Billy2600;28547698]Shotgun from Doom to replace the shotgun. It's over powered because you can practically snipe with the shotgun in Doom. :v: (For the record, I [i]fucking love[/i] the Doom series)[/QUOTE] I would order it 400,000 times