What is the worst promo items that you can think up?
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A Dinosaur head for the download of Dino D-Day: Multiplayer Beta.
:gonk:
[QUOTE=TomoAlien;28525632]A hat that you get for buying all RailWorks DLC :v:.[/QUOTE]
Conducter's Ca------
[img_thumb]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/2/2d/Engineertrainwelcomeaboard.png[/img_thumb]
I bought $500 worth of DLC when I could've gotten this hat for free:doh:
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Genuine Conducter's Hat
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;28540022]Tali's helmet for Pyro as a Mass Effect 3 pre-order.[/QUOTE]
Reaper hat that's just a reskin of the parasite.
The valve coat, you get it if you buy the valve complete pack.
Crowes' hat when you buy Far Cry 1/+Far Cry 2 (+Drake's Fortune?)
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100325125724/farcry/images/thumb/8/8c/Colonelcrowe.jpg/249px-Colonelcrowe.jpg[/img]
.....Actually this hat sounds like a good deal:bubblewoop:
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[QUOTE=IrishBandit;28540100]A creeper head from minecraft...
...or would that be a good thing
[QUOTE=coverop;28541308]That would be Fantasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstic[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://ranger.gamebanana.com/img/ss/srends/96906a.jpg[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=Ceiling Man;28525965]"The Duke of Nukes", a Duke Nukem Forever baseball cap.[/QUOTE]
If this happens I will strangle you because I want a soldier weapon and hat pack resembling duke. RPG for Rocket Launcher, Remington 500 for shotgun, feet or fists for melee.
A pigcop head for all classes would be awesome too
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[QUOTE=Daedulas;28572337]The valve coat, you get it if you buy the valve complete pack.[/QUOTE]
I'd be okay with this I guess.
Black trench coat?
Edit:
Nevermind, should be team color trench coat.
[QUOTE=Daedulas;28572337]The valve coat, you get it if you buy the valve complete pack.
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;28572666]
I'd be okay with this I guess.
Black trench coat?[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.joystickdivision.com/DeusEx%20(570%20x%20428).jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mario583;28572737][img_thumb]http://www.joystickdivision.com/DeusEx%20(570%20x%20428).jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I guess this is better than someone flaming me thinking I was talking about the Columbine
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[QUOTE=ixidron;28564961]The medic hat from shogun, seriously wtf is wrong with u valve?[/QUOTE]
Valve didnt make it
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[QUOTE=Ceiling Man;28525965]"The Duke of Nukes", a Duke Nukem Forever baseball cap.[/QUOTE]
Can't, wal-mart beat them to it
[img]http://www.techday.co.nz/assets/images/wysiwyg/base-ball-cap.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Daedulas;28572337]The valve coat, you get it if you buy the valve complete pack.[/QUOTE]
THIS, I want all the dumbasses who waste money just to buy hats to go broke!
Pre-order TF3, get a Medic's severed head for TF2!
[QUOTE=TacticalBacon;28575369]Pre-order TF3, get a Medic's severed head for TF2![/QUOTE]
pre-order tf3 get a towering pillar of severed heads
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;28573116][img_thumb]http://www.techday.co.nz/assets/images/wysiwyg/base-ball-cap.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
It has a bottle opener...
Now there's a hat I can appreciate!
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!- - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity
You get a Flip-it glove as a melee replacement for scout.
Instead of dealing damage, it makes enemies flip the fuck out.
Grappling hook for buying Just Cause 2.
A Fallout 3 bobble head hat for the scout.
[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e1/RED_Bill%27s_Hat.png[/img]
The one that started promo items galore!
[QUOTE=Turkey72;28529000]The severed head of a rabbit in which i shall not name.[/QUOTE]
In my opinion the Max's head is only bad when people paint it.
HOT PINK MAX HEADS :gonk:
[QUOTE=Fatman55;28614942]In my opinion the Max's head is only bad when people paint it.
HOT PINK MAX HEADS :gonk:[/QUOTE]
I've seen pink max heads, pink bills, hell, even pink hound dogs
Anything Sonic related would be awful
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Or mario related
Not saying they're terrible games. Just awfully unfitting.
[QUOTE=Sinsmarter;28614846][img_thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e1/RED_Bill%27s_Hat.png[/img_thumb]
The one that started promo items galore![/QUOTE]
I really have nothing wrong with Bill's Hat, it wasn't that bad. It makes sense that Valve did promo for it's own games but now it's giving away promos to any game they feel like, no matter how misplaced the items are in TF2.
[QUOTE=SPESS MEHRINE;28548098]
-Miranda's Skin Tight Fetish Suit
Show them you mean business with this ass tight suit.
Equip able by the Heavy[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.bestmemes.com/pix/16300598.jpg[/IMG]
Severed Sam Head.
Oh god
Pixely army cap for buying wolfenstein 3d.
[QUOTE=Z Overlord;28539770]"pre-order [i]Batman: Arkum City[/i] and you can wear this batman hood (hat) and utility belt (misc) for the Heavy![/QUOTE]
I'd actually be totally okay with a Bane-Heavy set and a Batspy set, that'd be too damn awesome.
[QUOTE=Hatley;28622672]Pixely army cap for buying wolfenstein 3d.[/QUOTE]
Yes, the Medic can wear it. (His nationality makes it fitting for him)
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[QUOTE=mnyfrsh;28622762]I'd actually be totally okay with a Bane-Heavy set and a Batspy set, that'd be too damn awesome.[/QUOTE]
New Spy weapon: Batarang
Why not have a new sword for someone when they download Pirates Knights and Vikings.
Maybe the "Swashbuckling Sweatband" for all classes, the "Monarchy" for the Demoman, and the "Coat of Arms", which would be a wolf-head cap for all classes.
Pre-order Duty Calls and get the "Soldier's Boring Realistic M16."
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;28626936]Why not have a new sword for someone when they download Pirates Knights and Vikings.
Maybe the "Swashbuckling Sweatband" for all classes, the "Monarchy" for the Demoman, and the "Coat of Arms", which would be a wolf-head cap for all classes.[/QUOTE]
That would be another alien swarm
Epileptic Ecstasy - A strobing, multi-color rod obtained with every purchase of [url=http://store.steampowered.com/app/67000/]The Polynomial.[/url]
[QUOTE=killz2much;28627278]Pre-order Duty Calls and get the "Soldier's Boring Realistic M16."[/QUOTE]
Id use it.
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