Tf2 Update 10/3/11

[ArsonBoy5996]

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Transvestite Fortress 2

[Bat-shit]

Alright well, I hope maybe the next Team Fortress installment will actually stand out as its own self without none of these marketing gimmicks. Or maybe they are saving resources for the big bang? :raise: oh Valve

[b]edit[/b] But the quality of promotionals is getting better in a way

[108payne]

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Lol They are all haikus

[NeoDement]

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oh shit, those stats sound amazing

[Ceiling Man]

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I want... NOW.

[john_frohman]

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what the fuck valve

[Dan*]

If you preorder, is it geniune?

[Starscre4M]

stop stealing my source carnage

[HellsKnightmare]

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This is cool. + LoD fixes?
A Very nice update

[editline]10th March 2011[/editline]

My featured item is

[B]<UNKNO...[/B]

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Steam keeps redownloading the update every time I try to launch the game. :argh:

[TehWoodPcker]

Trannymedic and healitems go!

[Sabrina]

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Oh man. Those stats are actually not bad at all, although 3 of 4 include restoring health.
Goodbye Medic, we don't need you anymore.

The katana will be half-useful for survival, but so would be the Eyelander. 210 health and fast movement is kinda needed as well. Not to mention once you take dat sword you can't switch. That sort of kills it. However, if it can random crit i reckon it could be useful in Medieval.

Meet the new Backscratcher of Degroot Keep.

[Sammun]

I'm gonna hate the Fan o' war

[Spybreak]

[url]http://www.tf2items.com/allitems.php[/url]

I love the Heavy's haiku.

Crybabies Cower
At Approach of Fat Man
With Terrible Hair

[HellsKnightmare]

[QUOTE=Sabrina;28534436]Meet the new Backscratcher of Degroot Keep.[/QUOTE]

You are so right :ohdear:

[Sabrina]

Actually the Fan o'War will probably go this way:
Scout slaps you once, pulls out scatter and [B]BOMBS AWAY[/B]

Half-Zatoichi:
Demoman pulls out sword, gets Kritzkrieg'd, gets his full health after a crocket, nigh invincible.

Conniver's Kunai:
Dead Ringers. Dead Ringers everywhere. You think you killed the guy but instead he decloaks, backstabs you and now you have a (supposedly) 300 health spah running around.

also gieb crafting recipes.

[N6420]

Officially like this update now. I'm not looking it as a Shogun pack, but more of a Japanese Update, like Medieval additions to game. I mean hell it has a promo page, its just not an actual update on the list of major ones. Just block out all of the promo stuff and I guarantee people would love this as a random update, but I guess some can't look pass Valve's attempt to supporting companies they like, which are most always good ones.

Just be glad they aren't supporting shitty companies like Activision and adding random COD promo items.

[TheCalzone]

The Demo holds his swords like the bottle now.

Pffffft.

[108payne]

[QUOTE=Sabrina;28534517]Actually the Fan o'War will probably go this way:
Scout slaps you once, pulls out scatter and [B]BOMBS AWAY[/B]

Half-Zatoichi:
Demoman pulls out sword, gets Kritzkrieg'd, gets his full health after a crocket, nigh invincible.

Conniver's Kunai:
Dead Ringers. Dead Ringers everywhere. You think you killed the guy but instead he decloaks, backstabs you and now you have a (supposedly) 300 health spah running around.[/QUOTE]
It would become overhealing anyways

[john_frohman]

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I love the Heavy's haiku.

Crybabies Cower
At Approach of Fat Man
With Terrible Hair[/QUOTE]
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair

[Sabrina]

[QUOTE=Irishman23;28534530]Officially like this update now. I'm not looking it as a Shogun pack, but more of a Japanese Update, like Medieval additions to game. I mean hell it has a promo page, its just not an actual update on the list of major ones. Just block out all of the promo stuff and I guarantee people would love this as a random update, but I guess some can't look pass Valve's attempt to supporting companies they like, which are most always good ones.

Just be glad they aren't supporting shitty companies like Activision and adding random COD promo items.[/QUOTE]

I agree.
They invented the stats and shit. The community just did the models and textures and animations. Valve made the promo page, thought up some neat descriptions and thought up GOOD stats for a change. Some shits from Christmas like LnL were horrible, but all of these seem legit.

Haters just gonna hate like LetsGroove.

[Starscre4M]

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[Sabrina]

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Holy shit the soldier's banner.
Otherwise looks good.

Wait...DAT DEMO'S HELMET
The horns are so long :saddowns:

[john_frohman]

I like the spy's mask

[GefJeff]

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Not gonna lie, those look totally badass. Any pictures of the Katanas?

[Corporal Yippie]

holy shit the spy mask is sexy as hell

now make it a misc please valve

[HellsKnightmare]

Alright. It's only 2.50 for the new weapons, not 7.50 USD like the Polycount items were.
They have great stats. Very unique and game play changing. The fact we may be able to craft theses too?

I Love This Update

[Baconheart]

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[Bug-a-boo]

I know everyone is still a bit pissy over cross promotional items, but these are genuinely cool, and they have their own stats.

[Sound]

I think Valve might have forgotten to actually update the Beak, since I'm still seeing massive amounts of clipping.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/clipped_beak.png[/img]
Other than that, I really like this update.