• Design a TF2 weapon in 30 seconds
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[QUOTE=psyke;29155446]cock kicker. a melee kick item for soldier. on hit stuns the enemy.[/QUOTE] +- effective/uneffective on Pyro
Jarate SMG 20% chance of PISS on hit
[QUOTE=LukeyxD;29154170]The Knife Bonk: Stab people and become invincible for 5 seconds. No random crits :v: I panicked ok?[/QUOTE] + On backstab: Increased attack and movement speed - Constant French cackling
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;29156064]+ On backstab: Increased attack and movement speed - Constant French cackling[/QUOTE] So basically the only downside is that you begin laughing? I consider that an upside, people would hear me laughing while they see my face in a snapshot!
Fireman's Water hose level 5 medigun -Washes of shitty paints off of other people's hats, forcefully
[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;29156109]Fireman's Water hose level 5 medigun -Washes of shitty paints off of other people's hats, forcefully[/QUOTE] So, a medigun that doesn't heal :v:
[QUOTE=t h e;29156100]So basically the only downside is that you begin laughing? I consider that an upside, people would hear me laughing while they see my face in a snapshot![/QUOTE] No, you start laughing as soon as you spawn. It goes on even after you are dead.
The Fire Extinguisher Secondary (Pyro) -On Friendly Hit: Puts out fires. -On Enemy Hit: Works similarly to Jarate, however it only lasts 3 seconds.
[QUOTE=Lomme;29155617]+- effective/uneffective on Pyro[/QUOTE] i think the idea of soldier just running around kicking people in the nuts would be great enough to be just a shovel replacement
The bHapapop. DO A BARREN ORLL +1 attack speed \no crits [editline]1[/editline] I know you didn't say to do this, but I took your thread to the next level. I read the thread title, entered and read the thread, and typed in the very first stuff I thought up, all in 30 seconds. [editline]2[/editline] Obviously the typing was the hardest part to do so quickly.
I have an idea. Let's give the Sniper a jar of piss that causes mini-crits on whoever he throws it at. Wouldn't that be ridiculous? .. Owait.
Blast shield 70% explosion damage resistance no crits when charging 30% shorter charge
The saxton +90% attack strength +usable by all classes +100% accuracy -melee weapon
flying combat sentrygun for engineer would be great, like a new mechanical arm
[QUOTE=pogothemunty;29158132]Blast shield 70% explosion damage resistance no crits when charging 30% shorter charge[/QUOTE] User can't see while down.
mini-Combat-Dispenser (would have go with Gunslinger or so) Replaces normal upgradeable dispenser with a fast building, defensive dispenser. Has an x amount of health/ammo, heals 20% faster(?), costs 50-75 metal to build. Cannot be repaired nor upgraded, and when the amount of health/ammo reaches zero, it becomes useless/[b]EXPLODES[/b] However, it goes into a turtle mode when it detects enemy nearby, reducing damage taken by 90% (?) Health of the dispenser would be same as lvl2 dispensers I suppose. :v:
Double Gunslinger + Can build two Mini-Sentries - Cannot build a Dispenser You know, for the scavengineers.
The Boots +allows walking in tough terrain - they are unfitting in the artstyle as they are bright lime green with purple flames on them.
The Efficient Something (ENGINERD MELEE) [+]Builds are 25% more efficient to upgrade, build, repair etc. [+]25% more metal from weapon pick-ups and building debris. [-]Sentry deals -25% damage. [-]Dispenser holds -25% max metal.
the penalizer +300% damage no random crits +70000 resistance to all forms of damage [editline]14th April 2011[/editline] see its no crits so its balanced
The Perfect Cut (A pair of Scissors) On successful backstab acquire Headwear of victim. No Headwear on self.
[QUOTE=MacD11;29161420]The Boots + Made for walking[/QUOTE] Fixed?
Can we post serious ones or just quick ones? :v
The Black Hole - After being summonded, the whole server population will be sucked into it before crashing the server. - Can cause loss of items, so use wisely.
The Zombie Survivor +Melee with any weapon -Melee a lot slower -May only carry either a secondary or melee weapon +You may get pills
The GetThaFuckBack [LIST] [*]Melee weapon [*]Incredible Knock back [*]Very low damage output [/LIST]
Well, in 30 seconds?! Wait, thats how Valve makes it too!
[QUOTE=ana-r3x3a;29162680]The GetThaFuckBack [LIST] [*]Melee weapon [*]Incredible Knock back [*]Very low damage output [/LIST] [/QUOTE] Automatically lets playas know you's bein' fo' reals.
Oh god I only have 30 seconds ummm Gunslingers for heavy Replaces minigun with minisentry +25 health [editline]14th April 2011[/editline] Shut up, I don't know.
The Ne'er-do-well's Nightmare Baton for Soldier + 50% more damage against hippies - -25% patriotism when attacking another Soldier
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