[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;29164854]The Ne'er-do-well's Nightmare
Baton for Soldier
+ 50% more damage against hippies
- -25% patriotism when attacking another Soldier[/QUOTE]
Yellow belt snipers?
The Stuffed Engineer Bear
+Everyone will be stunned from the bear's cuteness if viewed in a 5 foot range
-replaces pistol,shotgun
The Spring-Loaded Knife
[+]On Hit: Bleed for 10 seconds
[+]Massive knockback on enemy
[-]No damage done up-front
[-]50% slower swing speed
The Supersandvich
Grants +300 max health boost for duration of life
All melee attacks are mini-crits
+5% speed
-10% damage taken from explosions
Immune to backstabs
Can only be eaten once per round
+15% damage taken from critical hits
The Sandvich Stack
Appearance: A large sandvich you'd expect to see in a cartoon (think Scooby Doo!)
[+]150 max hp
[+]Regen hp, starting at ten and going up to 30.
[-]Melee only
[-]200% longer eating time.
Pea Shooter
Level something Revolver
Replaces Shotgun
Replaces Dispenser with smaller Mini Dispenser that builds itself quicker
+ More accurate
+ Headshots deal 15% more damage
- 10% Less damage
- Cooldown and recoil
[QUOTE=PSI Guy;29165227]The Sandvich Stack
Appearance: A large sandvich you'd expect to see in a cartoon (think Scooby Doo!)
[+]150 max hp
[+]Regen hp, starting at ten and going up to 30.
[-]Melee only
[-]200% longer eating time.[/QUOTE]
The Supersandvich Stack
+500 max HP
-20% explosive damage taken
-200% damage taken from critical hits
immune to backstabs and headshots
100% critical hit chance
30% speed increase
deletes all of your hats
[img]http://www.unseen64.net/wp-content/gallery/team-fortress-2-unused/flag.png[/img]
[b]The Captured Flag[/b]
Soldier Melee weapon
- Always crits when striking capture point defenders
- Point Capture rate = 0 (what's there to capture? You already captured the flag!)
Good job, Private! You captured the flag!
Oops wrong thread.
The Pistol Whip
It's a Pistol, and a Whip
I did that bit in 30 seconds, now here's a picture of it:
[IMG]http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o72/Waluigi2/PistolWhip.png[/IMG]
THe picture took about 5 minutes; 4 of image editing, 1 of google image searching.
New sniper for sniper : The leg breaker
30% more damage
non steady aim
[editline]14th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=DominationDarre;29158101]I have an idea. Let's give the Sniper a jar of piss that causes mini-crits on whoever he throws it at. Wouldn't that be ridiculous?
.. Owait.[/QUOTE] hahha lovely one!
Rotten Sandvich:
Primary: Drains 299 Health on consumption
Alt Fire: Dropped so others can eat it, resulting in them losing half their health
Would look like a normal Sandvich so you can't tell it apart from a normal one. Pretty much only useful for being an ass or building Uber.
[QUOTE=Rolond Returns;29165453]The Supersandvich Stack
+500 max HP
-20% explosive damage taken
-200% damage taken from critical hits
immune to backstabs and headshots
100% critical hit chance
30% speed increase
deletes all of your hats[/QUOTE]
The Deepfried Super Sandvich Stack
[+]700 max hp
[+]Regen 100hp every second
[+]99% less explosive, fire and bullet damage taken
[+]299% less damage taken from critical hits
[+]134% less damage taken from minicrits.
[+]65% faster movement speed
[-]0.01% chance of having a heart attack each second.
[-]On Heart Attack: Heavy Weapons Guy is permanently removed from your account while he recuperates at the hospital.
[i]Also available as Alcohol (Demoman) and Soft Drink (Scout) with the same effect.
Useless grenade launcher
-60% Clip Size
+10% damage done
+25% projectile speed
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surface
Wait, i've heard this somewhere...
The vision jab
Poke enemies in the eyes, blinding them temorarily.
-Only works against Heavies, Scouts, Demomen and Spies.
+Always crits against Demomen.
[b]Team Fortress 2's Missing Artstyle[/b]
[b]On hit[/b]: Removes all Promotional Items (That doesn't fit the original artstyle of the game) and paints.
[b]On miss[/b]: Adds 20 more promotional items to the game, paints [b]all[/b] your hats Pink/Lime and make the community hate you, dumbass.
I'm [b]so[/b] funny. :v:
[sp]No I'm not...[/sp]
Lucky Duck
Revolver
1/6 chance to kill yourself
while 5/6 damages like +60
The Vindicator
Level 36 Minigun
Pluses
On hit : Invunerability for 2 seconds
+150% ammo count on wearer
On hit : Ignite enemy for 5 seconds
Shooting doesnt cause ammo to run out
Minuses :
No crits
The Scissors
Level 5 Scissors
+ On hit: Bleed for 30 seconds, cannot be healed
+ Doesn't remove disguise
-If the user runs while the weapon is deployed, the user dies
-Can only attack while crouching
-No backstabs
[QUOTE=iRunner;29175700]
[b]-If the user runs while the weapon is deployed, the user dies[/b]
[/QUOTE]
How exactly does that work? If you move with them you die?
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;29178358]How exactly does that work? If you move with them you die?[/QUOTE]
It says you have to crouch.
[QUOTE=inertmudkip;29178470]It says you have to crouch.[/QUOTE]
Then how is that a good weapon when everyone would just shoot anyone they see crouching?
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;29178562]Then how is that a good weapon when everyone would just shoot anyone they see crouching?[/QUOTE]
There's a revolver and a sapper that you can also have deployed
Air:
+ Allows you to Breathe
[QUOTE=MacD11;29180403]Lungs:
+ Allows you to Breathe[/QUOTE]
fixed
A weapon that took 30 seconds to design?
[img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/8/81790/1660135-lochnload_large.png[/img]
White Lightnin'
Engy Wrench replacement
Replaces Sentry with slower building Lightning Rod.
Lightning Rod fires, in a slightly larger range than standard, lightning bolts.
No resupplying of sentry is needed.
Lightning bolts have a chance to stun, and have a delay between firing slightly faster than a standard sentry's rocket attack.
The wrench itself is weaker than normal, however it deals a small amount of splash damage to any enemies in a short distance from the target when it connects.
Taunt: Engineer holds the wrench in the air and lightning sparks around it. Some words are said.
[QUOTE=iRunner;29180378]There's a revolver and a sapper that you can also have deployed[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but won't everyone notice a guy suddenly crouching behind other people? And when you're crouching you can't exactly make a speedy getaway.
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;29182115]Yeah, but won't everyone notice a guy suddenly crouching behind other people? And when you're crouching you can't exactly make a speedy getaway.[/QUOTE]
ok wise guy
lrn 2 cloak
[QUOTE=Treybuchet;29182126]ok wise guy
lrn 2 cloak[/QUOTE]
Why? So I can crouch invisibly?
What I'm trying to say is that it won't work. Unless you're targeting one person who's totally alone someone else will see you crouching and kill you. And lots of spies backstab targets who are moving. Good luck backstabbing them while crouching. Eventually it'll end up like spies did, where [b]everyone[/b] is considered a Spy unless checked, anytime someone is seen crouching everyone will attack them.
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