• VS Saxton Hale - Christian Brutal Sniper or should I say Christian Brutal Saxton
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One of the Saxton Hale servers is offline, and has been for a number of hours now. It had a 32 player slot with 1 reserved slot on it. Anyone know the situation 'ere?
[QUOTE=Black-Ice;27420794]One of the Saxton Hale servers is offline, and has been for a number of hours now. It had a 32 player slot with 1 reserved slot on it. Anyone know the situation 'ere?[/QUOTE] I believe you're talking about the TBNGC UK Saxton Hale server, current host is out of the business I heard so they're looking for a replacement server, when that'll be nobody knows.
[QUOTE=Riutet;27420899]I believe you're talking about the TBNGC UK Saxton Hale server, current host is out of the business I heard so they're looking for a replacement server, when that'll be nobody knows.[/QUOTE] [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zZf0_dKui9g/TMOGgX-lMvI/AAAAAAAAAD0/y2QmDQD-uRo/s1600/darth-vader-noooo.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Black-Ice;27421044][img_thumb]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zZf0_dKui9g/TMOGgX-lMvI/AAAAAAAAAD0/y2QmDQD-uRo/s1600/darth-vader-noooo.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Temp IP for TBNGC: 74.63.240.50:27018 I plan to buy a dedicated box so I can host my own servers.
[QUOTE=lionheart1066;27418043]Yeah but it crashes, alot... This mod wasn't designed for Window servers as it seems.[/QUOTE] FPUK2 is windows based, it only crashes like 1 maybe 3 times a day at most, and that's usually down to some twit doing something stupid.
[QUOTE=NeoDement;27406136]saxton hale sounds british you guys[/QUOTE] Yeah, too British :(
What I hate about Saxton Hales' voice lines is how they either don't make sense or cut off. "I AM," You are what? "FOR THE REST OF YOU," What? "READ ON AS I..." As you what? That is all one sentence what the fuck
Oh dear. FPUK2 was on my server favourites, then I lose connection. 10 minutes later and I still can't see it. Related because it was running Vs. Saxton Hale..
[QUOTE=Black-Ice;27429457]What I hate about Saxton Hales' voice lines is how they either don't make sense or cut off. "I AM," You are what? "FOR THE REST OF YOU," What? "READ ON AS I..." As you what? That is all one sentence what the fuck[/QUOTE] Yeah. And try to get the guy to record lines that make sense.
[QUOTE=Black-Ice;27429457]What I hate about Saxton Hales' voice lines is how they either don't make sense or cut off. "I AM," You are what? "FOR THE REST OF YOU," What? "READ ON AS I..." As you what? That is all one sentence what the fuck[/QUOTE] It was just cut from [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVIYlE-B4Vk"]here[/url].
[QUOTE=wasder;27436578]It was just cut from [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVIYlE-B4Vk"]here[/URL].[/QUOTE] That's just... [B][I]Lazy[/I][/B]! Well maybe but still he could re-record some lines. I didn't even know he said "JMAA". [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] Also, when he says that awfully long sentence about "THIS ACTION PACKED ISH," he doesn't say "SAXTON HAAAAAALE!" when he should straight after.
Check [url="http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vssaxtonhale/announcements/detail/956088575758194137"]it[/url] so.
"[...]action packed ish, starring me...saxton haaaaaaaaaale!" [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] You're missing out after "starring me".
I came up with some lines [quote] When Saxton kills an engineer "You can't stop me cowboy." "Your metal toys are no match for me!" When Saxton kills a heavy "My Australian fists defie your fists of steel!" "TIMMMBBBBBEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" When Saxton kills a spy "Go back to France, you smell." "BACKSTAB THIS!" When Saxton kills a medic "Medical science cannot save you" "Patch this up Doc'" When Saxton kills a soldier "DISMISSED, YOUR A FAILURE!" "I expected better from a man of honor" When Saxton kills a demoman "Watch whats coming at you one eye'd" "Try and be sober next time" When Saxton kills a scout "Your not fast at all!" "You little wimp!" When Saxton kills a pyro "YOU CANNOT BURN ME! IM SAXTON HALE!" "IM FLAME PROOF, YOU DAMNED MUMBLING MUTE!" When Saxton wins "YOUR NO MATCH FOR THE LIKES OF ME!!" "My job is done, your finished" When Saxton loses "SAXTON HALLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" When Saxton gets a stalement "WHO DIVIDED BY ZERO?!" "THIS CANNOT BE!" When Saxton kills 10 players "READ ON AS I PUNCH YOUR HIPPIE LIKE FACE!" "WATCH ME IN THIS ACTION PACKED ISH IF YOU SURVIVE THIS!" "NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!" "WELCOME TO THE TUTORIAL LEVEL FELLA'S!" [/quote]
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;27430917]Oh dear. FPUK2 was on my server favourites, then I lose connection. 10 minutes later and I still can't see it. Related because it was running Vs. Saxton Hale..[/QUOTE] Yeah sorry about that, the host farted.
The old host for that 32 slot server was much better. Server is painful to play. I had to pass a turn on my Hale streaks because I was lagging to shit. I can't play a Hale streak if I cannot play. No offense, though.
[QUOTE=lionheart1066;27454419]I came up with some lines[/QUOTE] Most of the class based lines are too casual, try thinking of something Saxton Hale would say, Like when He kills a soldier he says "oh I'm sorry yankee. Here, have an eagle." but the Stalement lines are hilarious.
[QUOTE=lionheart1066;27454419]I came up with some [b]dumb[/b] lines[/QUOTE] Fix'd They don't fit to Saxton at ALL.
When Saxton makes the Super Jump he should say "BRAVE JUMP!" and he needs more voicelines related to his hate for the hippies
[QUOTE=lionheart1066;27454419]I came up with some lines[/QUOTE] Really I think Saxton should emulate the style of the Sniper's lines, only with a more manly twist.
What I have collected. Many of them suck, I know. Because english is not my native language. [quote] [b]At start of a round:[/b] [url="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH7XPxSRiI/AAAAAAAAAVg/Zvmm9yRtLJ4/2.jpg"]Fine. I will beat them to death with my BARE HANDS![/url] [url="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH7-01WrBI/AAAAAAAAAWE/f6fl3hzUtiE/3.jpg"]We're going to need some ambulances! Let's go kill some hippies![/url] [url="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH8JX5ryXI/AAAAAAAAAWI/_gCC7jj1X7M/4.jpg"]What's the matter girls? You wanna live FOREVER?[/url] [url="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH8Ym_qyPI/AAAAAAAAAWc/4jlp2YZh_BU/7.jpg"]The name's SAXTON HALE! Australian! CEO of MANN Co! And the who's gonna burn this place to the ground![/url] [b]When he kills someone:[/b] [url="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH7XLZs2BI/AAAAAAAAAVw/1P8tZjWANbQ/9.jpg"]SMASH![/url] [url="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH7WzxylBI/AAAAAAAAAVo/TG3EaWoUb5U/12.jpg"]You are a dead man.[/url] [url="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH7WCRrQyI/AAAAAAAAAU8/NNUWCPMLprA/11.jpg"]Here, have an eagle.[/url] [url="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH7Vz3nU3I/AAAAAAAAAU0/e1eqanjMsPY/13.jpg"]HA HA HA HA HA HA[/url] [b]Rage:[/b] [url="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH9wU_NXdI/AAAAAAAAAWw/DzwcjEj4Pms/14.jpg"]Saxton Haaaale![/url](2 more different versions, because it is awesome) [url="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH7WRvriqI/AAAAAAAAAVM/nGPjLXVfjuM/6.jpg"]STOP... ...RIGHT THERE![/url] Arggggggghhhhhh [b]When he jumps:[/b] [url="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH7W8qeIoI/AAAAAAAAAVs/UQ4N7Xngr0k/1.jpg"]BRAVE JUMP![/url] UP! [b]When he dies on his dying breath:[/b] NOOO... Suckston Fail... Saxton Hale... D'oh! [b]When the last person stays:[/b] [url="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH8bWdHXNI/AAAAAAAAAWg/3xZ-ynOg1mw/5.jpg"]I cut my way out of primate hell![/url] [url="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH7WrnSNqI/AAAAAAAAAVk/JzQvf1-RDQM/10.jpg"]Oh, I am going to beat the hell out of him.[/url] You picked a fight with the wrong man. Give up, or face Australian justice! [b]When he kills a spy:[/b] This watch was invented at Mann. Co specially to kill you TWICE. Take that! You sneaky bastard! [/quote]
[QUOTE=Skunky;27457106]Fix'd They don't fit to Saxton at ALL.[/QUOTE] You don't seem to be creative at all do you? At least i'm trying to not refer to the comic like everyone else seems to be doing.
[QUOTE=lionheart1066;27458978]You don't seem to be creative at all do you? At least i'm trying to not refer to the comic like everyone else seems to be doing.[/QUOTE] The comic is the only source material we have on Saxton, if we don't refer to the comic we're liable to end up with lines that Saxton likely wouldn't say.
Saxton should have some lines when his health gets to certain points. Like 3/4 health: "You've left what is merely a scratch!" 2/4 health: "Aha! I am still standing and I will continue to stand until you are all dead!" 1/4 health: "Ehh.. this isn't going according to plan. But I will prevail!" When right before he dies, he goes something like: "Bested by my own mercenaries..?" Just my 2 cents. [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] Would it be possible to give him his own death animations?
[QUOTE=Keychain;27461329]Saxton should have some lines when his health gets to certain points. Like 3/4 health: "You've left what is merely a scratch!" 2/4 health: "Aha! I am still standing and I will continue to stand until you are all dead!" 1/4 health: "Ehh.. this isn't going according to plan. But I will prevail!" When right before he dies, he goes something like: "Bested by my own mercenaries..?" Just my 2 cents. [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] Would it be possible to give him his own death animations?[/QUOTE] "Bested by my own clients" more like.
Why would he say "Aha!" when he's getting shot at tho? It should be some grunt or moan or something. 3/4 health is good advice, I'd suggest to add "It's just a flesh wound" with it as well just for little reference.
'It's just a flesh wound' doesn't really sound like something Saxton would say about himself. Sounds too serious.
[QUOTE=wasder;27458368]What I have collected. Many of them suck, I know. Because english is not my native language.[/QUOTE] I don't like the "When he does on his dying breath" ones. The only one I think is alright is "Saxton Hale...", but I never imagine Saxton admitting defeat and slandering himself, or screaming in disappointment, or imitating Homer Simpson. I could imagine something like "I... do not.. die..." or "I should never have doubted... the excellent quality of my own manufactured weapons". You know... his last FIGHTING breath before dying.
[QUOTE=Simski;27462355] You know... his last FIGHTING breath before dying.[/QUOTE] Who says they even have to be his dying words at all? For example "Radigan, This contraption of yours had better work!" "I MUST GO! A Kangaroo and a Crocodile are having a fight and someone need to show them how it's really done." "Just you wait till I've had my fighting steak!" "Now If you'll excuse me, a parking lot of hippies won;t beat themselves up!" Or various "I'm not really dead I'm just leaving" lines.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;27474654]Who says they even have to be his dying words at all? For example "Radigan, This contraption of yours had better work!" "I MUST GO! A Kangaroo and a Crocodile are having a fight and someone need to show them how it's really done." "Just you wait till I've had my fighting steak!" "Now If you'll excuse me, a parking lot of hippies won;t beat themselves up!" Or various "I'm not really dead I'm just leaving" lines.[/QUOTE] "So that's what pain feels like? LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!"
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