VS Saxton Hale - Christian Brutal Sniper or should I say Christian Brutal Saxton
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I was thinking on a special round, with 2 players being the enemies, one as seeman and the other as seeldier, they don't have too much health and the area of the taunt attack is more little, but they're 2. :v:
I say we need Odd scout next.
I know the perfect boss...or should I say boss-double! (or double-boss if you want)
We need Mr. Reddy and his blue butler companion. I forget his name.
They both get half (or maybe 2/3 to make it a little fair?) of Saxton's total health in general. Their stun time each is halfed, their jump is actually 1/4 higher than hales, and we need some cool ass butler lines.
"Oh dear I appear to have spilled your blood, dear sir" or some shit when he kills a scout
"More tea to oil your sentry, sir?" (when he kills an engi or his sentry if he has one built)
They say 'sir' after each line.
Actually lets make up some lines for them to say :v:
Red butler:
When scout dies: I appear to have destroyed your ability to run and jump, sir
When soldier dies: You did an excellent job with your explosive salvos, sir
When pyro dies: A bit hot today, sir? [B]/[/B] You may wish to cool down a little, sir
When demoman dies: It is called an Improvised Explosive Demoman, sir
When heavy dies: Some exercise may be advisable, sir
When engineer dies: More tea to oil your sentry, sir?
When medic dies: Sir, your ubercharge (or kritzkrieg) appears to have been destroyed (or some shit)
When sniper dies: Long range rifle, sir. It is not good against certain enemies like your managers, sir.
When spy dies: You are one of the upmost good gentlemen I have had to dispose of. Good day, sir.
Red butler is more of the stereotype old-guy butler in a way.
Blue butler is a young butler with a bit of attitude
Blue buttler:
When scout dies: You fast moron, sir
When soldier dies: These are dangerous things to be playing with, you muppet
When pyro dies: Where is my sandwhich, dear? (and) I discovered your photos, sir
When demoman dies: Sticky bombs and grenades launchers. For everything else, there's a dead demoman, sir.
When heavy dies: You were that jerk I saw in the shop, sir!
When engineer dies: That is a good toy I just destroyed, boo hoo, sir!
When medic dies: Nein, you shall not pass, sir
When sniper dies: A long-range rifle of urine, right back at you sir. (If sniper is wielding syd. sleeper)
When spy dies: Finally, you die. I hate you, sir. (or if dead ringer) You'll be back and I'll be back to stab you in the back again, sir.
When Mr. Reddy dies, blue buttler says:
No! My good friend has been dismissed from the service of life! You shall pay for that, [B][I]sir[/I][/B]
When blue but[B]t[/B]ler dies, Mr. Reddy says:
Ah, it appears my dearest friend (insert name of assler here) has been dismissed of this silly game, you shall be dismissed from the game of playing very soon, sir.
Stun - Blue buttler:
"Why have you all slowed down, gentlemen? Are you, perhaps...[b][i]scaaaared?[/b][/i]"
Stun - Mr. Reddy:
"It indeed does appear that your pace has been slowed, gentlemen. May I serve a slapping to your bosoms with my powerful hand, sirs?"
I think you need to say the word "sir" less, sir.
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;27504079]I think you need to say the word "sir" less, sir.[/QUOTE]
I may have to disagree with that option, sir.
Well they are butlers after all. Seems fitting.
At least make him say something witty like:
When a pyro dies: You need to cool down a bit sir or madame.
Remond, Blutarch and Zebediah.
Redmond and Blutarch are mini-saxtons without the ability to rage.
Zebediah is an invincible ghost who flies around the map slowly, raging people after Redmond and Blutarch take enough damage, also causing havoc with minor abilities.
D:
Nnnnno that would be boring.
Two hales is a maximum limit in my opinion. We have a third and it's just...not gonna work.
[editline]18th January 2011[/editline]
Maybe we could have Miss Pauling? She can weild a direct hit, eyelander and shit.
I'm thinking that we have hales that are in the Valve comics really. Not just meme ones (e.g. Vagineer, painis cupcake, etc
If anything, only Vagineer and CBS should be the only meme-hales)
[editline]18th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;27504513]At least make him say something witty like:
When a pyro dies: You need to cool down a bit sir or madame.[/QUOTE]
Maybe for Blutarch he can say "You need a cool down a bit sir...madame...thing!"
I'm not liking the outline on Saxton, really. Kills the element of surprise.
[QUOTE=HubmaN;27565840]I'm not liking the outline on Saxton, really. Kills the element of surprise.[/QUOTE]
Well you can thank Valve for that. Eggman didn't add it.
The last update made something wrong with The Attachables extension that is used in this mode. So, it isn't VSH bug and we can't update this extension because allied moders is down.
Not really an outline, more of a intense specular/phong
[editline]21st January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=lionheart1066;27568276]Well you can thank Valve for that. Eggman didn't add it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=wasder;27568513]The last update made something wrong with The Attachables extension that is used in this mode. So, it isn't VSH bug and we can't update this extension because allied moders is down.[/QUOTE]
Its been almost 3 days now.
[editline]21st January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;27568577]Not really an outline, more of a intense specular/phong
[editline]21st January 2011[/editline][/QUOTE]
Nope, its a rendered outline.
Same thing used on the payloads.
When Saxton kills a Heavy he should say something like
"You just find the man who can outsmart 400.000 dollars of bullets"
"Shaved Bear? More like a shaved hippie!
"lettuce in a sandvich? are you a hippie or a mercenary?"
[QUOTE=HubmaN;27565840]I'm not liking the outline on Saxton, really. Kills the element of surprise.[/QUOTE]
To be honest, the element of surprise most of the time just means you don't have to use rage to win.
I've played a couple of rounds where I've just rushed head in without trying to be tactful and won just because the amount of health Saxton has is overwhelmingly high.
Only exception being with scouts, where you have to use surprise and subversive behaviour to trick them into running into you.
Hah, I found 2 other heavies with an identical loadout (save for misc items).
It is a good day for the Triple Toque Team!
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;27630912]Hah, I found 2 other heavies with an identical loadout (save for misc items).
It is a good day for the Triple Toque Team![/QUOTE]
:buddy:
To the above video, when he goes "TO THE GROUND!" he sounds like, scottish or irish or something. :v:
Probably should point out:
TBNGC has a UK server up for probably what is going to be a short time as far as I know, but it's a UK server regardless with 32 slots and short shorts.
92.48.112.10:27016
They need to update this with a new character.
[QUOTE=Riutet;27661917]Probably should point out:
TBNGC has a UK server up for probably what is going to be a short time as far as I know, but it's a UK server regardless with 32 slots and short shorts.
92.48.112.10:27016[/QUOTE]
Damn it you beat me to posting about that. It'll be up for about a month (maybe longer), then it'll be moved to a new box with better specs since it started lagging last night.
[QUOTE=lionheart1066;27663755]Damn it you beat me to posting about that. It'll be up for about a month (maybe longer), then it'll be moved to a new box with better specs since it started lagging last night.[/QUOTE]
:smug:
[QUOTE=Doneeh;27661970]They need to update this with a new character.[/QUOTE]
Freak Fortress 2 needs finishing.
Freak Fortress 2 - it will be another mod with many other memes...
[QUOTE=wasder;27667690]Freak Fortress 2 - it will be another mod with many other memes...[/QUOTE]
Main part of Freak Fortress 2 is the server defined bosses.
That's all I want.
Don't give a fuck about memes, I want a scout with a fox tail with a OP bostan basher as a boss.
You guys probably know this already but 'Saxton Hale' is an anagram for 'Hot Anal Sex'.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;27677315]You guys probably know this already but 'Saxton Hale' is an anagram for 'Hot Anal Sex'.[/QUOTE]
And ethanol sax
:flame::sax:
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;27677315]You guys probably know this already but 'Saxton Hale' is an anagram for 'Hot Anal Sex'.[/QUOTE]
Well, he is se... nevermind.
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