Major Update Speculation XXVI: Much Ado About Nothing - Games

[QUOTE=Upgrade;48215001]This may be a little late[/QUOTE] Try, like, 2 weeks late.

[QUOTE=Upgrade;48215001]I would assume it's Valve reusing props again and not some sort of dalliance between Miss Pauling and Scout's mom, but of course, Kotaku manages to blow it out of proportion. [url]http://uberchain.tumblr.com/post/123683016834/oh-my-fucking-god-kotaku-no[/url][/QUOTE] Shittaku? Nathan Grayson? NOOOOOOOOO

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;48215218]Shittaku? Nathan Grayson? NOOOOOOOOO[/QUOTE] Forget dalliance, I thought kotaku was implying Ms. Pauling IS Scout's mom.

makes sense now. ms pauling is just constantly looking at pics of scout's mom, pretending she's looking at actual paperwork, and she actually doesn't really have a job at all. thankfully none of the mercs can read english.

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;48214856]Obviously this is the definition they're using, as it fits with Cow Mangler, and the whole retro-futuristic 1800s style the Grordbort stuff has. It's not like Valve has to use workshop names anyway.[/QUOTE] There was this annoying kid that was killing when everyone was friendly and spamming chat with taunting remarks. Then we spawn camped him for a few hours after playing trolly hide and seek then he left. So by definition the kid molested random people then everyone gang molested the kid for hours?

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;48215591]Item server going down in 15 minutes... Update h-hype?[/QUOTE] the in-game noise for that message still scares the shit out of me.

[QUOTE=TheJoey;48215614]the in-game noise for that message still scares the shit out of me.[/QUOTE] I remember the message when MvM ARG got solved leading to the comic. That actually scared the shit out of me.

[QUOTE=Upgrade;48215001]This may be a little late, but this blew up on tumblr a while ago. [url]http://uberchain.tumblr.com/post/123683016834/oh-my-fucking-god-kotaku-no[/url][/QUOTE] even though its not real because uberchain herself said it was a shitpost

[QUOTE=xASTRIXx;48215748]even though its not real because uberchain herself said it was a shitpost[/QUOTE] It is real. Look at the game menu screen.

Bah, I was just about to test a taunt sound mod as I got the item server message :[

Is it not a bit weird to get messages about the item server going down?

[URL="https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b3/Plng_give_contract_rare_spy_01.mp3?t=20150703014822"]The folder has to do with the DNA test the spy had done.[/URL] Or she likes the spy.

Items back up.

Early warning for: - Update - TEAM FORTRESS 2 - 7/15/15 6:06 PM CDT [quote=(actually it's) John Schoenick via HLDS]We're working on a mandatory update for TF2. We should have it ready soon. - Eric[/quote]

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;48216043]Update coming: We're working on a mandatory update for TF2. We should have it ready soon.[/QUOTE] Eric or John?

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48216045]Eric or John?[/QUOTE] Eric

-snorp-

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48216045]Eric or John?[/QUOTE] I got one from John, but it says "-Eric" at the bottom. [IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/8411792c5369e8e16e1ad7af42e36527.png[/IMG] Lazy copy paste or something?

It was sent by John, but is signed by Eric. :v: [QUOTE]John Schoenick <johns@valvesoftware.com> 4:04 PM (2 minutes ago) to hlds, Half-Life, hlds_announce We're working on a mandatory update for TF2. We should have it ready soon. - Eric [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;48216058]It was sent by John, but is signed by Eric. :v:[/QUOTE] If there were any time were the term "troll" would actually apply perfectly, this would be it.

[QUOTE=Rajikaru;48216104]If there were any time were the term "troll" would actually apply perfectly, this would be it.[/QUOTE] more like lazy i can see myself doing the same thing in same situation. its okay john

I would be delighted if John "Big Dick" Shoenick was revealed to be Eric all along and the 20 other members of the tf2 team were also alter-egos.

Wait what the fuck why is he a dick????

[QUOTE=testinglol;48216113]more like lazy [/QUOTE] That pretty much sums up what's happening in Valve lately. Outside of their 3d artists I guess.

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;48216130]Wait what the fuck why is he a dick????[/QUOTE] Wrong interpretation of the word dick. He is a generous developer who can last for hours.

What the fuck is wrong with you Damoman

[QUOTE=Damoman;48216127]I would be delighted if John "Big Dick" Shoenick was revealed to be Eric all along and the 20 other members of the tf2 team were also alter-egos.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it's strange that John "Get It on From Noon to Dawn" Shoenick is suddenly sending the update emails.

What was the longest time between update and email? Just curious

[QUOTE=TheMooseman;48216242]What was the longest time between update and email? Just curious[/QUOTE] I don't know, but I think it was like this the last time too as of recently.

[QUOTE=TheMooseman;48216242]What was the longest time between update and email? Just curious[/QUOTE] That time they delayed it a day after realizing it wasn't quite ready yet, I think.