Major Update Speculation XXVI: Much Ado About Nothing - Games

[QUOTE=Youme;48043451]Not sure where you can find said map, but here's the payload [IMG]http://forums.tf2maps.net/geek/gars/images/1/2/7/4/7/pooload_cart_02.jpg[/IMG] [url]http://forums.tf2maps.net/showthread.php?t=19064[/url][/QUOTE] Why does the texture have so much detail

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;48045075]Why does the texture have so much detail[/QUOTE] Because it's shit.

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;48044443]Here's what happened: Valve Software doesn't care about custom maps.[/QUOTE] what is bumper cars sourcemod plugin

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;48043662]Please stop. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.[/QUOTE] ~ the whole thread must be shitposting too ~

[QUOTE=Rageguy;48045465]~ the whole thread must be shitposting too ~[/QUOTE] Well, we [B]have[/B] been posting shit... [t]http://forums.tf2maps.net/geek/gars/images/1/2/7/4/7/pooload_cart_02.jpg[/t] :v:

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;48045075]Why does the texture have so much detail[/QUOTE] That's what she said.

[QUOTE=Aaron0000;48045592]Well, we [B]have[/B] been posting shit... [t]http://forums.tf2maps.net/geek/gars/images/1/2/7/4/7/pooload_cart_02.jpg[/t] :v:[/QUOTE] That texture is so shitty.

[QUOTE=Lord Exor;48044196]Valve truly requires a dedicated community liaison to regulate expectations and coax discussion. By this time last year we already had a blog post inviting wild conjecture as Valve laid forth several of their plans. Did all of that speculation culminate in something objectively sensational? No (not yet at least), but it tided us all over until Love & War arrived. Valve seems to have forgotten the art of tease and reward.[/QUOTE] Translation: VALVE HIRE A COMMUNITY MANAGER

[QUOTE=gigazelle;48046667]Translation: VALVE HIRE A COMMUNITY MANAGER[/QUOTE] yeah its sad that [URL="https://www.reddit.com/user/lylirra"]games that arent even out yet[/URL] have better dev communication than tf2.

[QUOTE=gigazelle;47911342]Well, given the supposed imminent update, time for MUS raffle #3! Win a brand spankin' new key: [img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/83/Backpack_Mann_Co._Supply_Crate_Key.png/250px-Backpack_Mann_Co._Supply_Crate_Key.png?t=20111120031029[/img] Haven't done this in like 6 months, so here are the rules: - Vote for the time period you speculate the update hits - Date voted upon is according to Valve's time zone, which is PDT - After the update hits, those who correctly speculate the correct date are entered into the raffle - You are disqualified if you change your vote at any time With that said, here are the dates: [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/img]: TOMORROW'S THE NIGHT (Tuesday the 9th) [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/palette.png[/img]: Wednesday the 10th [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/img]: Thursday the 11th [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/wrench.png[/img]: Friday the 12th [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/clock.png[/img]: There is no update this week[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, I also get to draw a winner for the raffle. The update was on a Wednesday. 27 out of 192 users (14%) speculated correctly. [t]http://i.imgur.com/44lBDCB.png[/t] The winner is [B]Bynine![/B] I've sent a trade offer with your prize.

[IMG]http://forums.tf2maps.net/geek/gars/images/1/2/7/4/7/pooload_cart_02.jpg[/IMG] What a piece of shit model.

[QUOTE=gigazelle;48046854]Oh yeah, I also get to draw a winner for the raffle. The update was on a Wednesday. 27 out of 192 users (14%) speculated correctly. [t]http://i.imgur.com/44lBDCB.png[/t] The winner is [B]Bynine![/B] I've sent a trade offer with your prize.[/QUOTE] Yay for technicalities! [editline]25th June 2015[/editline] Nay for the fact that I was second to last :(

If the update/teaser isn't tonight, I don't think we'll get it before "early july"

[QUOTE=DONK! 2x;48043618][video=youtube;QfazP_y-7_c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfazP_y-7_c[/video] those squishy sounds[/QUOTE] At the rate that Scream fortress gets less cool every year, I can't wait for Scream Fortress 2016, it'd this map with the Great Mighty Poo for a boss. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o[/media]

[QUOTE=poptart TF2;48046786]yeah its sad that [URL="https://www.reddit.com/user/lylirra"]games that arent even out yet[/URL] have better dev communication than tf2.[/QUOTE] Bloody porn games have better dev communication than tf2!

[QUOTE=kibbleknight;48048211]At the rate that Scream fortress gets less cool every year, I can't wait for Scream Fortress 2016, it'd this map with the Great Mighty Poo for a boss. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o[/media][/QUOTE] ...Are you saying that this boss [I]wouldn't[/I] be cool?

[QUOTE=poptart TF2;48046786]yeah its sad that [URL="https://www.reddit.com/user/lylirra"]games that arent even out yet[/URL] have better dev communication than tf2.[/QUOTE] It will be fascinating to see what--if anything--Valve does to respond to Overwatch. Despite the recent dearth of communication or attention they seem to be giving to TF2, they must be keenly aware of Overwatch on the horizon. I'm excited to see how Overwatch turns out, but I'm equally excited to see if Valve pulls their head out of the sand in order to do something about it.

[QUOTE=kibbleknight;48048211]At the rate that Scream fortress gets less cool every year, I can't wait for Scream Fortress 2016, it'd this map with the Great Mighty Poo for a boss. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o[/media][/QUOTE] why not koth_poocleus

[QUOTE=chandlerj333;48049794]why not koth_poocleus[/QUOTE] i've always said i'd like a koth_nucleus_event with the control point machine in the center turning into a giant boss of some kind but if the map was a huge toilet bowl with a singing turd boss in the middle then i don't know what i'd do

[QUOTE=gigazelle;48046667]Translation: VALVE HIRE A COMMUNITY MANAGER[/QUOTE] I actually applied for an Level Designer and community manager position. Didn't get a response.

[QUOTE=Fr0z3n;48049980]I actually applied for an Level Designer and community manager position. Didn't get a response.[/QUOTE] I actually think Ned_Ballad applied as well sometime way back when... and wanted to use the MUS threads as relevant experience. :v:

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;48050115]and wanted to use the MUS threads as relevant experience. :v:[/QUOTE] ~snip~ had a brain fart

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;48050115]I actually think Ned_Ballad applied as well sometime way back when... and wanted to use the MUS threads as relevant experience. :v:[/QUOTE] I did it for TF2Maps.net. Now I do it for Black Mesa. (Both Level design and Community Management). I applied like last year before I really dug into it with BM. So there's that.

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;48050115]I actually think Ned_Ballad applied as well sometime way back when... and wanted to use the MUS threads as relevant experience. :v:[/QUOTE] to be fair a good chunk of his work is already in tf2

Ned is a turncoat. Dota 2 slime!

dota 2 stole our update!!!

[QUOTE=Rageguy;48052115]dota 2 stole our update!!![/QUOTE] Don't act like they haven't tried to before, they almost succeeded once on a Smissmas

If only there was a group of 9 mercenaires we can hire that aren't doing anything currently to take out Dota 2.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;48052260]If only there was a group of 9 mercenaires we can hire that aren't doing anything currently to take out Dota 2.[/QUOTE] That would be impossible, all the turncoats and traitors here would tip them off

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