Major Update Speculation XXVI: Much Ado About Nothing - Games

Off to a great start [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iD1PHmB.png[/IMG]

I ALMOST GAVE UP HOPE PRAISE LORD GABEN FOR HE HAS NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT US!

Sweet, the box taunt got in... I just wish the (ROBERT FUCKING ATKIN DOWNES APPROVED) Kaz set got in.

A system of skins and vanity weapons tested in TF2, perfected to a money printing machine in CS:GO, then brought back into TF2. What a wild ride.

[IMG]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/news/17356/gmupdateplng.png[/IMG] [I]*stares intently at CS:GO*[/I]

So it's like CSGO but with TF2?

Snowplow is now in TF2 *takes a small bow* Let the hate begin!

so it's literally cs:go (don't get me wrong i'm happy for an update it's just cs:go's crate and mission system)

Hmm, unusual weapons as rare loot huh?

[QUOTE=ImACrocketMan;48098434][IMG]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/news/17356/gmupdateplng.png[/IMG] [I]*stares intently at CS:GO*[/I][/QUOTE] Ms Pauling being so adorable makes up for the... terribad skins.

Part 2 is [B][U]already up[/U][/B], FYI. They have weapon changes, community maps, etc.

I want to be excited for this, but IMO a lot of those skins are actually really ugly.

Those guns are preposterous Now we can't laugh at csgo for having fisher price guns Fuck At least it's [i]something[/i]. Can't say I'm not excited.

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;48098463]Part 2 is [B][U]already up[/U][/B], FYI. They have weapon changes, community maps, etc.[/QUOTE] Weapon drops being replaced Ammo boxes and weapons you can scavange. By god boys this is it. It's truly an end of an era.

HOLY FUCK THERE'S A LOT OF WEAPON CHANGES AND I THINK I JUST PEED A LITTLE [editline]1st July 2015[/editline] Mini Sentries can now be repaired Mini Sentries can now be wrench construction boosted Mini Sentry base build speed decreased. Mini Sentries that are wrench boosted build slightly faster than previously. Mini Sentries start at 50% health on construction and gain health during construction instead of starting at 100% Metal gibs from destroyed Mini Sentries no longer grant any metal

I WOKE UP AND SUDDENLY IT'S CSGO NOW WOW WHAT A TIME TO BE AWAKE

Loch-n-Load Changed +20% damage bonus to +20% damage against buildings LOLOLOLO)

There's so much mess now. We have killstreaks, sheens (which were the unusual variants of weapon), australlium, botkillers and festives which were kind of different skins. And now we have real unusual weapons, a real skins for weapons with customized variants of wear. Oh wow! That's a little bit too messy, don't You think? However, I'm not saying that isn't cool. It is!

oh my god everything is changed goodbye meta

HOLY SHIT THEY BUFFED SO MANY HEAVY WEAPONS HEAVY Minigun damage penalty on Level 2 and Level 3 Sentries slightly decreased. Level 2 Sentry resistance changed from 20% to 15% and Level 3 changed from 33% to 20% Natascha Added 20% damage resistance while spun up Stun amount now has distance falloff. Decreases starting at 512hu down to zero stun at 1536Hu Brass Beast Added 20% damage resistance while spun up Tomislav Now 20% more accurate (less spread) Increased spin up bonus from 10% to 20% Family Business Now has +15% increased attack speed Warriors Spirit Now has +10 health on hit Eviction Notice Now has 3 second speed boost on hit Dalokoh's Bar Now has 10 second cool down on use Can now overheal up to 400hp Can be thrown (alt-fire) as a small medkit for other players to use Lunchbox items Updated description to note that these items can be thrown (alt-fire) to supply players with a medkit.

I'm pretty unhyped really, I mean it's the map and weapon updates we all wanted, but taking a backseat to what is basically "what worked in CSGO will work in TF2" Still, weapon updates! May actually reinstall the game now!

[QUOTE=Bynine;48098512]HOLY SHIT THEY BUFFED SO MANY HEAVY WEAPONS HEAVY Minigun damage penalty on Level 2 and Level 3 Sentries slightly decreased. Level 2 Sentry resistance changed from 20% to 15% and Level 3 changed from 33% to 20% Natascha Added 20% damage resistance while spun up Stun amount now has distance falloff. Decreases starting at 512hu down to zero stun at 1536Hu Brass Beast Added 20% damage resistance while spun up Tomislav Now 20% more accurate (less spread) Increased spin up bonus from 10% to 20% Family Business Now has +15% increased attack speed Warriors Spirit Now has +10 health on hit Eviction Notice Now has 3 second speed boost on hit Dalokoh's Bar Now has 10 second cool down on use Can now overheal up to 400hp Can be thrown (alt-fire) as a small medkit for other players to use Lunchbox items Updated description to note that these items can be thrown (alt-fire) to supply players with a medkit.[/QUOTE] Exor's going to run outta lube.

My god, this is beautiful. Also, they improved the Jag <3

I see Valve has finally acceded to Lord Exor's demands.

It is very much possible that the update could be close to or even in excess of 500 MB in size when it hits. Data capped users should be prepared to take appropriate precautions tomorrow afternoon, and should also be prepared to act quickly when the update hits.

Aw snap they're adding Snowplow and Suijun. That's awesome.

[vid]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/gunmettle/images/pistol_inspect.webm[/vid] Half life much? Also actual counter on the gun, secretly always wished that was a thing.

What a good time to be alive, actual communication and a update.

oh my god those weapon changes i think i'm crying now

[QUOTE=Zeos;48098431]Sweet, the box taunt got in... I just wish the (ROBERT FUCKING ATKIN DOWNES APPROVED) Kaz set got in.[/QUOTE] Who knows, there might be some cosmetics then again they do show upcoming cosmetics in update pages by having some of the classes wearing them.