• TF2 Emporium IV
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[QUOTE=Communist Cake;19710571]So, now you have a testicular galaxy?[/QUOTE] [i]that's no moon![/i]
Maybe.
With the testicles you have, you can't fuck a girl. Your sperm count is >10,000 She'll have 7 kids even if you wear like 50 condoms.
[QUOTE=Handsome Pete;19711702]With the testicles you have, you can't fuck a girl. Your sperm count is >10,000,000,000 She'll have 7 kids even if you wear like 50 condoms.[/QUOTE] Fix'd. Also go back to school.
Hey Suttles, watch out, eventually, your testicular grapevine will fuse together into two balls, which are made out of a material similar to steel.
[QUOTE=Communist Cake;19711795]Hey Suttles, watch out, eventually, your testicular grapevine will fuse together into two balls, which are made out of a material similar to steel.[/QUOTE] Like this, by chance? [img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/BrandonVercetti/Duke_Nukem.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Communist Cake;19711795]Hey Suttles, watch out, eventually, your testicular grapevine will fuse together into two balls, which are made out of a material similar to steel.[/QUOTE] In before Duke Nukem quotes Goddamn fucking ninja's
[QUOTE=Populus89;19683073]Done. I updated it, and added a second version. [URL="http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/82060"][IMG]http://www.majhost.com/gallery/PopuIus13/tf2/soldierpromo.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] It doesn't even look like it's on his head.
It's also called a god damn CAMPAIGN HAT.
[QUOTE=TizzYcho;19712538]It doesn't even look like it's on his head.[/QUOTE] He needs to shrink a bit. and reposition it. I might download it then.
God, why is it that when I come back people seem to discuss my testicles? Creeps. :biggrin:
You're a creep for stalking everyone. [editline]07:16PM[/editline] Wait that was Doomish
[QUOTE=Suttles;19713283]God, why is it that when I come back people seem to discuss my testicles? Creeps. :biggrin:[/QUOTE] Because you apparently have around 10 of them, and thats pretty damn interesting to me.
Want pictures?
First real texture work incoming [IMG]http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w41/FlippR/ctf_2fort0001.png[/IMG] (Communist Cake's model)
I know it's kind of a dick move to go into a thread and ask "LOLZ TEACH ME HOW TO MODEL LIKE U GUYZ!!!!1" but, uh... anyone have any good modeling tutorials? *runs away*
Blender can't export .smd files that are viewmodels, and by 15 minutes of google searching apparently its impossible, to come this far and to fail because of a stupid programs flaw is heartbreaking
I hope the jiggly Pyro boot hat makes it. [editline]08:28PM[/editline] [QUOTE=FlippR;19713486]First real texture work incoming [IMG]http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w41/FlippR/ctf_2fort0001.png[/IMG] (Communist Cake's model)[/QUOTE] Lookin' good so far. Keep up the good work. [editline]08:33PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Pink Spy;19714525]Blender can't export .smd files that are viewmodels, and by 15 minutes of google searching apparently its impossible, to come this far and to fail because of a stupid programs flaw is heartbreaking[/QUOTE] Export into a format that Max will take, and do it from there. Use the trial if you have to.
[QUOTE=BobIsAwesome;19714480]I know it's kind of a dick move to go into a thread and ask "LOLZ TEACH ME HOW TO MODEL LIKE U GUYZ!!!!1" but, uh... anyone have any good modeling tutorials? *runs away*[/QUOTE] [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1109465[/url]
[QUOTE=Pink Spy;19714525]Blender can't export .smd files that are viewmodels, and by 15 minutes of google searching apparently its impossible, to come this far and to fail because of a stupid programs flaw is heartbreaking[/QUOTE] I made my model in blender. I just exported the model in Blender as an SMD, and loaded it up in Milkshape 3d. try that. [QUOTE=BobIsAwesome;19714480]I know it's kind of a dick move to go into a thread and ask "LOLZ TEACH ME HOW TO MODEL LIKE U GUYZ!!!!1" but, uh... anyone have any good modeling tutorials? *runs away*[/QUOTE] If you're using blender 3d: [url]http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Blender_3D:_Noob_to_Pro[/url] It has everything you need to get started.
[quote] Sup [url]http://i45.tinypic.com/29z4eg3.png[/url] [url]http://i48.tinypic.com/2qjjfhy.png[/url] 20x better then the old one.[/quote] ...Any idea on how to make it look less awkward. I have been trying to make it less awkward by editing how it looks but it sill feels awkward.
A lot of these look just incredible.
[QUOTE=Newbdragoon;19701268]WEll I mean not all of the current in-game items completely fit the character. Cooking pot for a soldier? Propeller beanie/engineer glove for pyro? The point is the hat either fits the character/background, or is amusing/funny.[/QUOTE] (personally) I find the cooking pot to be somehow fitting to the soldier, I mean, he'd do anything to look like a real soldier, even using a pot to use it like an helmet, but I see what you mean. The pyro is different, anything can fit him because we don't know anything about him.
[IMG]http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w41/FlippR/cp_badlands0001-1.png[/IMG] Anyone know what to change in the .vmt to make it less glossy?
[QUOTE=Bragdras;19716298](personally) I find the cooking pot to be somehow fitting to the soldier, I mean, he'd do anything to look like a real soldier, even using a pot to use it like an helmet, but I see what you mean.[/QUOTE] Yeah, the "using a pot for a helmet" is a cartoon classic. Sure it's not the best idea, but it still fits.
Why make it less glossy? I like it like that!
[QUOTE=Lord Hayden;19717496]Why make it less glossy? I like it like that![/QUOTE] It just looks wrong to me. It makes it look like a painted skull rather than an actual one, especially in the black parts
Now, I'm a fan of simple visual gags so making a simple hat request Think someone could make a ice cube pyro hat? Either a giant block of ice ontop of his head, fit nicely in a small indent, or a ice tray with either ice, or water dripping out of it whenever he jumps or anything. Figured it would be easy for one of the talented folks here to do if it interests anyone
[IMG]http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w41/FlippR/cp_well0002.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=FlippR;19717632]It just looks wrong to me. It makes it look like a painted skull rather than an actual one, especially in the black parts[/QUOTE] Use an exponent map
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