• mission for knowledge
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Become one with the soldier.
throw the soldier at the soldier :psyduck:
Put your watch on the soldier, activate it, make him stumble around wondering what the hell is going on.
OP's making this too hard, we can't get past the soldier
Then think harder.
what did i miss? [editline]07:08PM[/editline] oh shit. [editline]07:08PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Keychain;23644913]What do you mean your cloak only has half a battery left? Last time I checked it regens. :confused:[/QUOTE] mines really old. [editline]07:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=swampie;23644856]now wait until he isnt looking and throw yourself [b]past[/b] him[/QUOTE] this isn't toy story.
Take soldier out to the movies, then a steak dinner, then as he falls asleep [sp]take his shotgun and blow his head off, destroy corpse with rocket launcher and bury pieces with shovel.[/sp] Then Continue
[QUOTE=HJ-kos;23644843]set him on fire with your lighter[/QUOTE] his jacket is flame retardant [editline]07:11PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ZombieWaffle;23645121]OP's making this too hard, we can't get past the soldier[/QUOTE] have you every played tails of monkey island? [editline]07:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MRTW113;23645222]Take soldier out to the movies, then a steak dinner, then as he falls asleep [sp]take his shotgun and blow his head off, destroy corpse with rocket launcher and bury pieces with shovel.[/sp] Then Continue[/QUOTE] the only problem is the soldier never sleeps and if every dose he keeps it right next to his canned beans.
Disguise as the rib-deliverer.
gee i wonder what happened to that medic... [editline]07:14PM[/editline] [QUOTE=pod;23645297]Disguise as the rib-deliverer.[/QUOTE] no cigs left
[QUOTE=phd_in_hats;23645237]his jacket is flame retardant [editline]07:11PM[/editline] have you every played tails of monkey island? [editline]07:12PM[/editline] the only problem is the soldier never sleeps and if every dose he keeps it right next to his canned beans.[/QUOTE] Use DISGUISE KIT. Use WATCH on INTEL Talk to SOLIDER in other words use cloak to make intel invisible, disguise yourself as someone else and tell solider that some sneaky spy have taken the intel
Go towards the soldier , say “Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!” Snap his neck and get the intel. [editline]07:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=HJ-kos;23645327]Use DISGUISE KIT. Use WATCH on INTEL Talk to SOLIDER in other words use cloak to make intel invisible, disguise yourself as someone else and tell solider that some sneaky spy have taken the intel[/QUOTE] He can't disguise anymore..
[QUOTE=IceWolfSV;23645343]Go towards the soldier , say “Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!” Snap his neck and get the intel. [editline]07:15PM[/editline] He can't disguise anymore..[/QUOTE] you sir are awesome, its worked!!! [editline]07:18PM[/editline] gentalmen you have done well. [img]http://uppix.net/3/6/3/bb389f5ca5486281905a7da466b25.png[/img] now to see whats inside...
pornography starrin YERR MUZZER?
[QUOTE=phd_in_hats;23645237] have you every played tails of monkey island? [/QUOTE] [b]Tales[/b] of Monkey Island. And yes it is a highly enjoyable game. But give use virtually no information what there is in the room what you have in your inventory. It was a good idea but you execute it quite badly.. give some more clues.
[QUOTE=phd_in_hats;23645300]no cigs left[/QUOTE] Don't use a disguise kit then. Use a normal person disguise.
[QUOTE=Frying Dutchman;23645440][b]Tales[/b] of Monkey Island. And yes it is a highly enjoyable game. But give use virtually no information what there is in the room what you have in your inventory. It was a good idea but you execute it quite badly.. give some more clues.[/QUOTE] that's usually what it seems like when i play monkey island games. [editline]07:22PM[/editline] *kreek* *opens* it's..it's amazing. the blueprints to a new hat!!!
:colbert:
reclaimed metal + reclaimed metal + reclaimed metal + reclaimed metal + reclaimed metal + reclaimed metal + reclaimed metal + reclaimed metal + all of classes' tokens = ULTIMATE MEGA HAT?
Meh.
its a hat that can disguise its self as any thing.
So it's basically a spy .
I'm not buying it. :colbert:
but that's not all that's in it... [editline]07:32PM[/editline] wait one minute, this has a bunch of photos of my brother in it, oh god, please no... there a paper in here that reads, dear mister mann are we all set for making the deal to send dr.hats to your base, so i can finally get red of him? well if so let him get the intelligence, it will make it even more dramatic when i kill, him if he knows of our plan - phd_in_killing. i here foot steps, my brother enters the room, what do i do?
throw your shoes at him
he caches them and casually slips them on his hands and yells "ima shoe-hands" then demoniacally laughs.
Hats?
run and punch his penis while he is unable to hold a weapon
he shoots me in the left shoulder. i reach for my lighter, limp over to him, and burn him, he yells "i should have worn my flame retardant sute, that stupid soldier took it from me"
throw all the lighter fluid all over him now he is alight
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