Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition
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[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;48249384]You know what's worse? The comments on that top video, I almost cringed myself into a self induced state of hibernation to protect my braincells.
I truly will never understand how FNAF got so popular.[/QUOTE]
the kiddies who watch markiplier and pewdiepie tell all their friends at school about it, and it eventually ends up spreading like a plague.
it's really sad the fandom like this, because the games are decent.
[QUOTE=godzirra;48249396]the kiddies who watch markiplier and pewdiepie tell all their friends at school about it, and it eventually ends up spreading like a plague.
it's really sad the fandom like this, because the games are decent.[/QUOTE]
Why can't children like sensible things, like half wit sex criminals blowing each other up in the New Mexican desert to win the rights for a hat company.
OT: Getting stunned by a baseball and not being able to do diddly squat but pray.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;48249235]So I searched "SFM" in youtube and switched it to most viewed. I was curious what was the most viewed non Valve TF2 SFM video
Out of the top 20 results, 14 are FNAF related, 3 are MLP related, and only one was TF2 related.
For some perspective:
A 10 second video of 2 ponies making out has almost more views than Live and Let Spy and EOTL combined.
A shitty barely animated FNAF memefest has 15x the views Lil Guardian Pyro does.[/QUOTE]
"Wow that's a pretty big overstatement, I wonder how many views these things actually have"
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Fu6qdOo.png[/IMG]
Oh
The new heavy buff and wrangler nerf makes it basically impossible for an engineer to survive two of them even with a wrangler, and flat out impossible to repair a wrangled sentry fast enough to survive an uber push, even a crappy one.
I'm not really even sure the wrangler nerf was necessary but at the very least I've been noticing teams having more success pushing rooms with 6+ engies in them.
[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;48249384]I truly will never understand how FNAF got so popular.
edit: like really, the robots have no character, they're literally automata, how did it get popular to this point?[/QUOTE]
Because furries.
I should know, I am one.
[QUOTE=Galen;48250354]Because furries.
I should know, I am one.[/QUOTE]
But see, I still don't quite understand that, because the legion of teenyboppers making up the fan base and view count couldn't possibly ALL be furries, 30 million prepubescent furries just doesn't seem possible.
Honestly it's just Slenderman all over again. A jumpscare horror game made more popular than it has any right to be by popular youtubers that pander to people with shit taste.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;48249235]So I searched "SFM" in youtube and switched it to most viewed. I was curious what was the most viewed non Valve TF2 SFM video
Out of the top 20 results, 14 are FNAF related, 3 are MLP related, and only one was TF2 related.
For some perspective:
A 10 second video of 2 ponies making out has almost more views than Live and Let Spy and EOTL combined.
A shitty barely animated FNAF memefest has 15x the views Lil Guardian Pyro does.[/QUOTE]
I had a look at the most viewed one (it was a FNAF video). After 2 seconds, I turned it off, because it looked shit.
On the bright side, at least Bolted Behemoth has more views than the pony make-out video
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;48249613]"Wow that's a pretty big overstatement, I wonder how many views these things actually have"
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Fu6qdOo.png[/IMG]
Oh[/QUOTE]
"no one heres probable gonna see it but ehhh"
7 milion views
life works in misterious ways
[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;48250389]But see, I still don't quite understand that, because the legion of teenyboppers making up the fan base and view count couldn't possibly ALL be furries, 30 million prepubescent furries just doesn't seem possible.[/QUOTE]
Ever been to a suburban highschool?
kids don't gauge the quality of things, if it falls under their favorite series they'll eat it up, Most notably because there's no high quality stuff to make the poor quality stuff seem poor in comparison. with SFM the best TF2 things will be praised while the crappy stuff will tend to sit lower depending on how worthy it is of attention. with FNAF it's all crap regardless so why bother setting a floodgate
I can't wait for the inevitable FNAF oWn movie
Now, I'm no Mann at the game, but I hate when I'm sniping across the battlements and some Demoman runs across the walkway and shoots up at me.
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;48253213]I can't wait for the inevitable FNAF oWn movie[/QUOTE]
I remember that the creator of Cult of Personality series put it to a hold because of all the crap surrounding oWn caused by the series' followers and he'll continue it only after the shitstorm stops.
Gotta give the man credit, he didn't mean it to turn out like that and wanted to fix it.
[QUOTE=Cosmic feel;48252402]Ever been to a suburban highschool?[/QUOTE]
I WENT to a suburban high school in southern California, Burbank High, never saw a single furry, never heard about em until I started frequenting internet forums, most people were remarkably normal where I went to school....
disregarding my city's unholy love for the choir and absolute contempt for the football team,
which I'm still angry about because while 5 people showed up to my games, the whole fucking school would pay 12 bucks to see some jerks dance and sing pop tunes.
OOOkay back to TF2 discussion.
Is it just me or does TF2 have a complete shitfit when closing? When I hit quit it takes the game a few seconds to close then my entire comp lags out for a few minutes before getting back to normal. This happens for no other games I play, even ones that are more intensive on my system.
[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;48254986]I WENT to a suburban high school in southern California, Burbank High, never saw a single furry, never heard about em until I started frequenting internet forums, most people were remarkably normal where I went to school....
disregarding my city's unholy love for the choir and absolute contempt for the football team,
which I'm still angry about because while 5 people showed up to my games, the whole fucking school would pay 12 bucks to see some jerks dance and sing pop tunes.[/QUOTE]
I went to Burbank High too! :D
However that was only towards the end of my high schooling. The other high schools I went to were a bit less conventional and they were full of furries. Like total in your face buttplug-tail-in-public wearing gay-furry-porn-as-desktop-background having super furries.
When people with like 10 points complain about not winning and are telling you how to play your class. "Wow noobs. Get on point. You're a shit medic". Meanwhile they're hitting a dispenser right next to a spawn door.
[QUOTE=lolzidunodude;48255832]When people with like 10 points complain about not winning and are telling you how to play your class. "Wow noobs. Get on point. You're a shit medic". Meanwhile they're hitting a dispenser right next to a spawn door.[/QUOTE]
Potato Engineers are my biggest peeve. They contribute exactly [B]nothing[/B]. Building both teleporters, a dispenser, and a sentry outside your spawn exit helps [U][B][I]NO ONE. [/I][/B][/U] Then slowly trundling each and every piece to the final point one at a time and doing the teleporter last is [B]stupid![/B]
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;48255960]Potato Engineers are my biggest peeve. They contribute exactly [B]nothing[/B]. Building both teleporters, a dispenser, and a sentry outside your spawn exit helps [U][B][I]NO ONE. [/I][/B][/U] Then slowly trundling each and every piece to the final point one at a time and doing the teleporter last is [B]stupid![/B][/QUOTE]
I take it you've been trying to play powerhouse today, huh?
[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;48255994]I take it you've been trying to play powerhouse today, huh?[/QUOTE]
I actually started on snowplow then moved to powerhouse. It was me and 4 potatoes. They were garbage, I held the middle chokepoint area all by myself against pretty much the entire enemy team, I was fucking amazing and I'm not gonna be humble about that one. Then after I'd had enough after being taken out of my 35 kill streak by a random Tomislav heavy's random crits from miles away right after a spy sapped all my stuff, I told the team they could either switch to useful classes or we'd just keep losing and they votekicked me.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;48256351]I actually started on snowplow then moved to powerhouse. It was me and 4 potatoes. They were garbage, I held the middle chokepoint area all by myself against pretty much the entire enemy team, I was fucking amazing and I'm not gonna be humble about that one. Then after I'd had enough after being taken out of my 35 kill streak by a random Tomislav heavy's random crits from miles away right after a spy sapped all my stuff, I told the team they could either switch to useful classes or we'd just keep losing and they votekicked me.[/QUOTE]
would it have been possible to go to the other team at one point and make some mashed potatoes? :v:
[QUOTE=Cosmic feel;48256499]would it have been possible to go to the other team at one point and make some mashed potatoes? :v:[/QUOTE]
I wish. Every time a player left it was from our team because they kept getting stomped on because there were maybe 3 power classes on a 12-player team and the other team was coordinating between their power classes and being smart and skilled and stuff. We had a couple decent players but just not enough to counter the 4-player deficit.
This was from right after we lost 3 players at once (including our 5th engineer)
[t]http://i.imgur.com/lnK8Teq.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;48254986]which I'm still angry about because while 5 people showed up to my games, the whole fucking school would pay 12 bucks to see some jerks dance and sing pop tunes.[/QUOTE]
Do you live in oppositeland?
Speaking of potato engies, was playing offense on Snowplow and everyone was walking out of the spawn and trying to use the teleporter... except it was an exit. Our engie had built his tele's leading TO spawn. He then called the team retarded. Because apparently expecting a tele to take us to the front line on offense is a stupid expectation.
I think nobody was a super genius on that one. I mean it's not hard to spot the teleporter has no arrow on it and move on.
You know, sometimes I get a bit annoyed at the people who practically grief by being either a no-factor or a slight advantage to the team they are NOT on (sandvich heavies, spycrabs feeding ubersaw swipes etc) when everyone else on the server is actually clicking on dudes in various ways.
But griefing engineers (especially the ones making trap teleporters) are the absolute worst, as they waste at least a life + respawn timer of your time. Not to mention a lot of newer players seem unaware of the fact they can end their own life to escape the situation. It's always the bald newbie heavies that stay stuck there forever, as they have no way to inflict self damage to themselves :(. The ones making teles facing cliffs are marginally less annoying, at least they teach you to actually register where you are after teleporting before moving :v:
Bonus points when they start pulling out the pants on head retarded term "tryhard" when you try to kick them.
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