Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

[QUOTE=blueNES;48251413]I had a look at the most viewed one (it was a FNAF video). After 2 seconds, I turned it off, because it looked shit. On the bright side, at least Bolted Behemoth has more views than the pony make-out video[/QUOTE] You will never understand, my friend. All Fan-Made FNAF things are shit, not just one video. Whoops, sorry. Forget about this post and keep talking about Tf2.

[QUOTE=Drury;48258689]I think nobody was a super genius on that one. I mean it's not hard to spot the teleporter has no arrow on it and move on.[/QUOTE] Honestly it's hard to notice the lack of an arrow when there are 5 or 6 people crowding around the tele.

crosspost from "stuff you love in tf2" [QUOTE=sourcegamer101;48259077]Reking people as scout i have shitloads of screenshots of people in chat dishing out hackusations at me because they dont know how to point and click at moving bad dude and are overall trash at the game[/QUOTE] people who do this or have profiles with summaries/screenshots based on similar matters nobody thinks you're cool just bc a few jackasses get upset lmao

[QUOTE=Jesp;48258745]You know, sometimes I get a bit annoyed at the people who practically grief by being either a no-factor or a slight advantage to the team they are NOT on (sandvich heavies, spycrabs feeding ubersaw swipes etc) when everyone else on the server is actually clicking on dudes in various ways. But griefing engineers (especially the ones making trap teleporters) are the absolute worst, as they waste at least a life + respawn timer of your time. Not to mention a lot of newer players seem unaware of the fact they can end their own life to escape the situation. It's always the bald newbie heavies that stay stuck there forever, as they have no way to inflict self damage to themselves :(. The ones making teles facing cliffs are marginally less annoying, at least they teach you to actually register where you are after teleporting before moving :v: Bonus points when they start pulling out the pants on head retarded term "tryhard" when you try to kick them.[/QUOTE] i always make a point to target useless people like that, especially if they're named something like "the friendly spy crab :DD"

[QUOTE=Mr. Jelly;48257187]Do you live in oppositeland?[/QUOTE] No, he lived in California. That's just how things are around here.

[QUOTE] (TEAM) autostar : yeeeesssss SkyLord : kick autostar M4t3i : fucking autostar bich go suck a dick [/QUOTE] context: autostar capped the point on hightower. Like, how [I]fucking [B]dare you[/B][/I] cap a point on a map? Didn't somebody tell you hightower was for deathmatch only?

[QUOTE=Power Glove;48259639]crosspost from "stuff you love in tf2" people who do this or have profiles with summaries/screenshots based on similar matters nobody thinks you're cool just bc a few jackasses get upset lmao[/QUOTE] Yeah, just shows that they play with unskilled players. I personally find it annoying as every once and a while it slips under the radar and I don't even see that boat and then I'm banned from the valve server I was on.

I was on a Badwater server just a few moments ago and we were getting rolled bad. Some guy on our team felt it necessary to play keyboard warrior and shit all over the Medics (AKA me and some other dude) because we weren't healing him exclusively. It really pissed me off that someone would not only blame his team and no one else, but blame/alienate the Medics (a rare breed in pubs to begin with) just because he died. It's not like I avoided healing him either (until near the end of the round where all hope was lost essentially.) I just was usually with someone else. Coincidentally, my Quick-Fix leveled up to rage-inducing in that round too.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/cjmYghH.jpg[/t] this bothers me

[QUOTE=Cornish;48264431][t]http://i.imgur.com/cjmYghH.jpg[/t] this bothers me[/QUOTE] What, you don't wanna go defend the Control Oint? Ah good ol' Control Oint maps.

Who doesn't want a nice salve of Control Ointment?

people who brag about there hats

Fuck Powerhouse stalemate rounds in general, and especially ones on Valve servers, seriously. I like the middle area of the map, and last ain't too shabby (or wouldn't be if not for other reasons), but my god do the rounds on this map get absolutely bogged down for all eternity in that middle room between the outside and the final cap hall. It's the narrowest part of the map and there's only two narrow, dangerous entrances into this room, and both of them are filled with explosive spam and bullets when there's enough heavier classes on either side on a full server. Snipers on the other hand of the hall have an easy time sniping into that narrow tunnel that leads into the area from the outside. If you do sneak past all the bloodbath and carnage where people just get randomly blown up in droves trying to squeeze through the chokes, there's inevitably a level 3 or two waiting in the final hall to mop up any Scout that gets past. The respawn rates are quite fast and the defenders' spawn is right next to the final cap, menaing that sometimes people who I killed on my way to the final point come back fast enough to intercept and finish me off while I'm the lone survivor of the carnage in that awhul, hellish hall of death. And the worst part: combining the stalemates-for-days nature of the map with the random and awful-class-composition nature of Valve servers. The map really needs a ton of beefy power classes with possibly multiple Medics thrown at the enemy team if they start hardcore turtling , and really almost requires a forward teleport to the other team's base. But my average team that manages to cap middle then switches to being content with having 4+ Engies holding middle (with no teleports or ones leading not far enough) and trying to push for last with no Medics and a shit-ton of bad Snipers and Spies. Words cannot describe how frustrating it is to be one of 2-3 power classes at most on a team, without a Medic, trying to push into a shit-ton of level 3 Sentries, explosive spam and Heavy-Medic combos. Inevitably, the team that's been pushing for last for 30+minutes ends up losing its hold when the defenders get enough power classes and Medic combos (some new people join, some MVP on our team ragequits cause the match ain't going anywhere), and then they roll us in 5 minutes. 30+ minutes of sweating my ass off, fighting hard to try and secure us a win, always looking to cap last, my pleas for a Medic being ignored, only to almost always lose at the end, deep into extra time, when the other team finally decides that they've had enough cockblocking us and decide to crush my hapless team in an instant by demonstrating them the value of having Medics and powerful combos. Had to get that off my chest, I know plenty of people like long stalemates (that's why Dustbowl and the like are popular), but I'll be damn if that inner area between middle and last cap isn't the product of some sadistic map designer, and my god does it get frustrating to attack in vain for half an hour on a Valve server, on a team that clearly isn't capable of capping last.

[QUOTE=Cornish;48264431][t]http://i.imgur.com/cjmYghH.jpg[/t] this bothers me[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/Sbs1vjx.png[/t] this bothers me

Steel's bridges aren't nobuild.

[CODE]Laika : tfw shit team ✿ Deathtrips✿ : right... Roxim6 : tfw your part of the team so just as shit Roxim6 : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Teams have been switched. Laika : no ✿ Deathtrips✿ : no (Voice) skulldug13: MEDIC! Roxim6 : you're* rather ✿ Deathtrips✿ : laika is actually good ✿ Deathtrips✿ : has a hat (Voice) Laika: Yes Roxim6 : nice dont mean shit Star★Chaser : woh Star★Chaser : much skill Star★Chaser : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Roxim6 : ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) (Voice) Laika: Thanks! Laika : at least i dont use shitty forced memes Player Sofia The First has joined the game Star★Chaser : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Roxim6 : the fuck is a forced meme Akasen : Milhouse isn't a meme Laika : like a degenerate (Voice) ✿ Deathtrips✿: Yes Roxim6 : go back to 4chan Player Derpy hooves has joined the game ✿ Deathtrips✿ : dear god is all of the internet like this...? (Voice) Laika: Yes Akasen : The idea is a meme that people are trying to make memes, rather than let the memes flow naturally XxxRoyalxxX : yes Star★Chaser : I smell anger ✿ Deathtrips✿ : i'm going back to wizchan Roxim6 : [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] I'D BUY THAT FOR A DONGER [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Akasen : Thus, a forced meme Roxim6 : so is #blacklivesmatter a forced meme Roxim6 : it sure seems like one Akasen : Not a meme. Akasen : Least not in the internet sense[/CODE] im gonna kill someone if i see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) one more time, jesus pubs have gone down the fucking drain since i stopped playing

[QUOTE=TheEyes;48267315]Steel's bridges aren't nobuild.[/QUOTE] Would you seriously want to build on the bridges anyway?

the best part is people say things like 'forced memes' as if it's actually something bad and actually 'rank' memes 'gaming/internet' 'culture' is vomit inducing

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;48267452]Would you seriously want to build on the bridges anyway?[/QUOTE] Blu sentries -> RED isn't gonna get a chance to defend.

[QUOTE=Medevila;48268928]broken contract [t]http://i.imgur.com/smtbeRJ.png[/t][/QUOTE] broken sentry

Though I love the contracts from gunmettle, I [i]HATE[/i] class-specific ones. You should get a choice between 2 classes if you have to do a class specific one. I have been stuck on the engineer bonus for over an hour now. All I have to do is get 5 kills with 1 sentry 3 times, but it keeps getting sapped/destroyed at 4 kills. Engineer is my least played class and i'll play him maybe once a month. It's just aggravating as all hell especially since other engineers refuse to unsap my sentries if I die. edit: And then when I finally get the last 5 kills (which is what i've been spending so long doing) it doesn't give me the bonus points for it. Thanks, valve.

[QUOTE=Whyt546;48269304]Though I love the contracts from gunmettle, I [i]HATE[/i] class-specific ones. You should get a choice between 2 classes if you have to do a class specific one. I have been stuck on the engineer bonus for over an hour now. All I have to do is get 5 kills with 1 sentry 3 times, but it keeps getting sapped/destroyed at 4 kills. Engineer is my least played class and i'll play him maybe once a month. It's just aggravating as all hell especially since other engineers refuse to unsap my sentries if I die.[/QUOTE] throw a level 3 on the 2nd point of any payload map and religiously watch it yourself and you'll be fine alternatively throw it in an obscure spot on koth where people will die and not bother to come back

[QUOTE=Punchy;48269322]throw a level 3 on the 2nd point of any payload map and religiously watch it yourself and you'll be fine alternatively throw it in an obscure spot on koth where people will die and not bother to come back[/QUOTE] That is exactly what i've been doing for the past hour. However I end up with 3 or 4 kills and around 15 assists before an uber or stickies destroy it. [QUOTE=TectoImprov;48269484]Go Jag + Pomson/Rescue Ranger. Pomson will screw over any Spy that tries to sap your nest, and the Rescue Ranger will keep your sentry alive for a long time and you can be at a safe distance.[/QUOTE] I've been using Rescue Ranger/Wrangler/Jag the entire time the main problem is that i get a shit ton of ASSISTS but very few actual kills. And since having upwards of 20 assists doesn't convert to even 1 kill to the contract, it gets even more frustrating.

[QUOTE=Whyt546;48269304]Though I love the contracts from gunmettle, I [i]HATE[/i] class-specific ones. You should get a choice between 2 classes if you have to do a class specific one. I have been stuck on the engineer bonus for over an hour now. All I have to do is get 5 kills with 1 sentry 3 times, but it keeps getting sapped/destroyed at 4 kills. Engineer is my least played class and i'll play him maybe once a month. It's just aggravating as all hell especially since other engineers refuse to unsap my sentries if I die.[/QUOTE] Go Jag + Pomson/Rescue Ranger. Pomson will screw over any Spy that tries to sap your nest, and the Rescue Ranger will keep your sentry alive for a long time and you can be at a safe distance.

Do mini kills count for the Engi contract?

Yes.

I just used the Jag to put a level 3 outside of the enemy spawn on Suijin.

Just play junction red and get all the sentry kills because that map is still fucking awful

"Hey soldier, it's Pauling. I need your help with something." *Gives you a sniper contract*

[QUOTE=Whyt546;48269304]Though I love the contracts from gunmettle, I [i]HATE[/i] class-specific ones. You should get a choice between 2 classes if you have to do a class specific one. I have been stuck on the engineer bonus for over an hour now. All I have to do is get 5 kills with 1 sentry 3 times, but it keeps getting sapped/destroyed at 4 kills. Engineer is my least played class and i'll play him maybe once a month. It's just aggravating as all hell especially since other engineers refuse to unsap my sentries if I die. edit: And then when I finally get the last 5 kills (which is what i've been spending so long doing) it doesn't give me the bonus points for it. Thanks, valve.[/QUOTE] Try finding a friend and going on an empty server and doing it (I can help you if you want hit me up)