Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

Someone spammed the lenny face 86 TIMES(I counted) before stopping on one server I was on.

[QUOTE=Mooda Looda;48393223]Someone spammed the lenny face 86 TIMES(I counted) before stopping on one server I was on.[/QUOTE] Why did you count them? In case you're unaware though, muting someone also mutes them in the chat, not just voicechat. Pretty handy for spammers like this.

When a medic is coordinating with his friend on the other team that's a YER spy. Not only are you down a player slot, you now have an unbercharged spy running amok chainstabbing your entire team.

When a medic is too busy sucking his friend off to heal anyone else. And I mean actually ignoring others to dick ride his buddy. Fuck those people.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;48393634]When a medic is too busy sucking his friend off to heal anyone else. And I mean actually ignoring others to dick ride his buddy. Fuck those people.[/QUOTE] The best arethe ones that go "fuck you, [class], I'm healing my friend" over voice chat.

[QUOTE]Vaccinator Uber deploys now always take exactly 1 bar of Uber charge. Vaccinator Uber deploys give the patient a 2.5 second bubble of 75% damage resistance of the current resist type and full crit resistance to that type. These bubbles do not disappear if the medic stops targeting the current patient. Multiple bubbles of different types can be applied to the same patient or multiple patients given the same resist uber each consuming 1 charge.[/QUOTE] when they make really cool balance changes to a weapon that would make it viable, than [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVkPo0ZZz3E"]slap a completely un necessary crippling downside that ruins any potential the other buffs couldve given the item.[/URL] [QUOTE]Added Penalty of 66% decreased uber build rate while healing a overhealed patient [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=poptart TF2;48393815]when they make really cool balance changes to a weapon that would make it viable, than [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVkPo0ZZz3E"]slap a completely un necessary crippling downside that ruins any potential the other buffs couldve given the item.[/URL][/QUOTE] "Wow this thing builds uber so quick, I'll have a two second uber in no ti-" That's pretty much my reaction to the new Vaccinator.

Lazy custom maps that are direct ports from other gamemodes and have fairly obvious exploits in them. Custom missions that are so long that everyone on the server is four years older after a single wave. Custom robots that are really annoying to deal with due to being impossible to kill. (Nightmare Tank) Snipers that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, especially when they're in groups. Those people who join the server, try to use some Sourcemod command and leave when it doesn't work.

[QUOTE=Bynine;48389063]An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include: Fixed a bug where the Beggar's Bazooka had to reload. The weapon now just fires. Forever. Updated localization files[/QUOTE] Forever love and fun Until the morning sun

[url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Minigun[/url] they gotta change the picture gallery lol

[QUOTE=Hell-met;48397204][url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Minigun[/url] they gotta change the picture gallery lol[/QUOTE] I doubt that'll happen, and if it does, they'll most likely be pretty bad images. For ages I was the only one that updated those galleries (until I stopped playing TF2), and while Gabrielwoj was doing images as well, I'm not sure that they're still around on there. Unless someone new comes around (which is unlikely) or someone already on the wiki decides to do the images (also pretty unlikely), they just won't get done. It doesn't help that people are having issues with connecting to the wiki at the moment.

When I'm playing Medic and I get a teammate who bitches me out because I didn't heal him while I was drowning in 10 of my other dieing teammates.

[QUOTE=Omolong;48397311]I doubt that'll happen, and if it does, they'll most likely be pretty bad images. For ages I was the only one that updated those galleries (until I stopped playing TF2), and while Gabrielwoj was doing images as well, I'm not sure that they're still around on there. Unless someone new comes around (which is unlikely) or someone already on the wiki decides to do the images (also pretty unlikely), they just won't get done. It doesn't help that people are having issues with connecting to the wiki at the moment.[/QUOTE] It does feel like the Wiki has been awfully slow to update images and galleries in recent years, not to mention the weapon demonstration videos. Articles on older maps have a lot of high-res, high-detail screenshots of locations, whereas anything after Doomsday is very scarce on screenhots and info an locations/parts of the map. The Gun Mettle maps articles just use Workshop images. A lot of the images for MvM maps are also very low-res, made on low detail settings. [B]If you're gonna do screenshots of a map for the Wiki, you might wanna turn off your FPS config and turn up the graphics settings, so the map actually looks like it's supposed to look on a decent machine.[/B] I mean, it's still one of the better, more accurate and informative game Wikis I've seen (though there's definitely out-of-date info or dubious 'community strategy' advice to be found), but it does seem there's less and less people with the time and drive to do the screenshots and videos properly. Maybe I'll stop being a lazy ass one day and do some images myself, I only did some obscure 'strategy' articles on half-forgotten maps like Doomsday and Kong King a few years ago, and now that I read through them, they're too long, not very clear at times, and convoluted in many ways.

[QUOTE=Stric_Matic;48398860]It does feel like the Wiki has been awfully slow to update images and galleries in recent years, not to mention the weapon demonstration videos. Articles on older maps have a lot of high-res, high-detail screenshots of locations, whereas anything after Doomsday is very scarce on screenhots and info an locations/parts of the map. The Gun Mettle maps articles just use Workshop images. A lot of the images for MvM maps are also very low-res, made on low detail settings. [B]If you're gonna do screenshots of a map for the Wiki, you might wanna turn off your FPS config and turn up the graphics settings, so the map actually looks like it's supposed to look on a decent machine.[/B] I mean, it's still one of the better, more accurate and informative game Wikis I've seen (though there's definitely out-of-date info or dubious 'community strategy' advice to be found), but it does seem there's less and less people with the time and drive to do the screenshots and videos properly. Maybe I'll stop being a lazy ass one day and do some images myself, I only did some obscure 'strategy' articles on half-forgotten maps like Doomsday and Kong King a few years ago, and now that I read through them, they're too long, not very clear at times, and convoluted in many ways.[/QUOTE] There's only two or three people that do the weapon demonstration videos, and they can take a long time to do, plus they only get uploaded in batches, rather than as they're done. Outside of adding basic info/layout to the pages, none of the regulars really ever did anything other than add update history to map pages. I did add the overview images to a bunch of maps in the past, but I never really did more images than that for most maps (though I did replace some and tidy up some messy map pages). I guess it wouldn't be too hard for people to add the missing info/screenshots, it's just knowing what things you actually need to include for it. Of course, there's the big issue of people joining to try and get a Wiki Cap, and then leaving when they find out that they'd have to put in more effort than they thought to get one. And there's people who get the Wiki Cap and then leave almost immediately after. Not really much that can be done about those, though.

Soldier...I can't heal you and give you uber if you rocket jump AWAY from the medig- Oh. He's already dead.

[QUOTE=Hypoxide;48404001]Soldier...I can't heal you and give you uber if you rocket jump AWAY from the medig- Oh. He's already dead.[/QUOTE] Soldier: MED WHY U DIDN'T HEALED ME GFHJFHGJGFJGF I'll be suprised if this didn't happened

Anything to do with Shrek or green-text. Forced memes are incredibly annoying for me.

[QUOTE=Bennehh;48404212]Anything to do with Shrek or green-text. Forced memes are incredibly annoying for me.[/QUOTE] I saw some guy quoting/greentexting/fucking whatever on a Valve server yesterday and wondered why? It's like talking using what is before all your comments like you're on Jeopardy or something.

People who bind kill after I stopped him with Holiday Punch and about to do a taunt kill. i'm about to finger u, it doesn't hurt at all u lil pussy

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;48405447]People who bind kill after I stopped him with Holiday Punch and about to do a taunt kill. i'm about to finger u, it doesn't hurt at all u lil pussy[/QUOTE] People who type explode or kill in console before being taunt killed in general aren't fun at all.

[QUOTE=Nameisthis;48405499]People who type explode or kill in console before being taunt killed in general aren't fun at all.[/QUOTE] Suicide is blocked during humiliation; don't know why the holiday punch doesn't use the same mechanic.

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;48405447]People who bind kill after I stopped him with Holiday Punch and about to do a taunt kill. i'm about to finger u, it doesn't hurt at all u lil pussy[/QUOTE] Punch them once before taunting, if they suicide it'll still count against them and you should still be able to tauntkill them before they can move again.

I'm on a random hightower server dicking around, some dweeb says something about attack on titan, I say "anime is for weeaboos," Disconnected: *you have been voted off*

A few days ago I played against this pussy in mge who stunlocked reserve shootered as pyro, I joined the arena first as scout and expected scout v scout, but nope. After he was up 5 - 0 noticed the kid's obvious pattern and proceeded to shit all over his life. All you have to do is stay out of the flamethrower's range, which should be easy since he's moving forward and due to magical flamethrower hitbox physics, he should be at a disadvantage. Assuming you know how to aim you can kill him easily

[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;48407240] All you have to do is stay out of the flamethrower's range, which should be easy since he's moving forward and due to magical flamethrower hitbox physics, he should be at a disadvantage. Assuming you know how to aim you can kill him easily[/QUOTE] I mean yeah that's how people have always beaten Pyros. You're a bit late to the party.

For the first time in 1'600 hours I had the unpleasant experience to witness a sad individual (with 2 stooges) harassing a female teammate with sexual solicitation and marriage proposals in the chat. The worst was that I felt helpless beyond telling him to shut up. I couldn't kick him because he was dominating the game as a Heavy with 2 pocket Medics and as a result our team was always shorthanded. After the first victim had left, he started to make inappropriate remarks about another player's anorexia. I ended up filling a report hoping it does something and quitted the game.

People who put stuff like "our medic suck!!" in chat when you're trying your fuckin best but the other team is just better No overheal for you, asshole

[QUOTE=Flash_Fire;48410137]People who put stuff like "our medic suck!!" in chat when you're trying your fuckin best but the other team is just better No overheal for you, asshole[/QUOTE] There's always the Amputator taunt for a AoE healing, but it's not enough.

The Zatoichi is a goddamn bunch o bullshit.

Fuck this game. I returned to it only because of the contracts, got slightly back into it but fuck it so hard. 7 or 8 years of the same bullshit unchanged, unfixed. Random crits whenever I should have won, "autobalanced" at the end of the round while I was top scoring as a fucking sniper and we barely pushed trough, no, fuck this. I let this game feed me bullshit for years before, not gonna let it do it again now. Shit on someone else's head, Valve.