Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48410406]Fuck this game. I returned to it only because of the contracts, got slightly back into it but fuck it so hard. 7 or 8 years of the same bullshit unchanged, unfixed. Random crits whenever I should have won, "autobalanced" at the end of the round while I was top scoring as a fucking sniper and we barely pushed trough, no, fuck this. I let this game feed me bullshit for years before, not gonna let it do it again now. Shit on someone else's head, Valve.[/QUOTE] Hopefully removal of damage spread is the first step toward the removal of random crits. Ive got to say its awful nice to know that light classes will always die in 2 melee swings, especially after they made that weird tweak so its melee kills that refill your charge instead of charge kills

No TF2, i do not want to play on a unbalanced TF2 server even though i am on the winning team. No Tf2, i do not want the clone of a skin already own. NO TF2, I DO NOT WANT TO LOSE CONNECTION TO THE ITEM SERVER NO TF2, I DON'T WANT TO GET AUTOBALANCED WHEN I WAS HELPING A TEAM OF NEWBIES AND HAVING FU- Fuck you. :suicide:

The last three contracts I got just so happened to be for my worst classes: Medic, Sniper, and Spy :suicide:

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48410406]Fuck this game. I returned to it only because of the contracts, got slightly back into it but fuck it so hard. 7 or 8 years of the same bullshit unchanged, unfixed. Random crits whenever I should have won, "autobalanced" at the end of the round while I was top scoring as a fucking sniper and we barely pushed trough, no, fuck this. I let this game feed me bullshit for years before, not gonna let it do it again now. Shit on someone else's head, Valve.[/QUOTE] Autobalance and crits are server settings, you're complaining about things you don't have to deal with if you didn't want to.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;48411379]Autobalance and crits are server settings, you're complaining about things you don't have to deal with if you didn't want to.[/QUOTE] Unless you want to play on a populated server that you [I]aren't[/I] an admin on in which case you're SOL.

A server I go to has crits but no autobalance. It's a struggle out their.

I forgot to add, I was doing the Medic contract which on official servers it's pain on its own so everything was 10x more frustrating to me. Random melee crits from charging enemies behind our lines that should not be there, army of heavies healed by army of medics, medic chain combo that was no one able to stop. There was genuinely 10 minutes of me playing where I got killed only by random crits. I am a bit less salty now but still quite salty.

Ah! I have another contract!Let's see what we hav- [As a Sniper land headshots with 180-280 ping on average] Kids, never go outside Europe, North America or Asia to play videogames, you get official servers.

[QUOTE=FalconHBFS;48412434]Ah! I have another contract!Let's see what we hav- [As a Sniper land headshots with 180-280 ping on average] Kids, never go outside Europe, North America or Asia to play videogames, you get official servers.[/QUOTE] that's what God made the Huntsman for [editline]8th August 2015[/editline] *Satan, sorry

the kill box for "The device" on that Gun Mettle CP map are fucking huge. It's stupid.

shotgun classes automatically doing 90 damage against heavies by just shooting in their general direction because of ginormous hitboxes i would love to think you aimed really good but no

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;48405447]People who bind kill after I stopped him with Holiday Punch and about to do a taunt kill.[/QUOTE] When that happens, and the enemy suicides after you forced him into a taunt, don't you still get the "suicide assist"?

[QUOTE=xZippy;48415988]When that happens, and the enemy suicides after you forced him into a taunt, don't you still get the "suicide assist"?[/QUOTE] Only if you've inflicted damage to them. And the Holiday Punch doesn't deal any damage on a crit thus stripping you from the assist. Even if you did deal damage to the person, it's all up to the disgustingly broken assist system to decide whether or not to give you that assist or give all the credit to the scout who shot your victim from across three servers.

[vid]http://3kv.in/~techbot/ShareX/2015/08/09/spy_pubsr.webm[/vid] that other spy [editline]9th August 2015[/editline] (he was there before I died)

Who decided the pyro deserves the reserve shooter aaaaaa [editline]9th August 2015[/editline] It's completely braindead, it's just airlbast + shoot, no skill involved compared to the soldier who at least needs to bounce up/juggle the enemy

Simply removing the reserve shooter from pyro would solve so many complaints and issues but oh man degreaser/reserve shooter pyros would be super salty

I would love to drink the tears of Degreaser/Reserve Shooter mains if it gets removed from Pyro. But imagine what would happen if Heavy got it instead? The Reserve would be a great counter for those jumpy-ass Scout mains. I can only dream.

Simply changing Airblast to be explosion knockback instead of a complete stunlock with fixed trajectory would solve so many issues.

[QUOTE=Brobattington;48417614]I would love to drink the tears of Degreaser/Reserve Shooter mains if it gets removed from Pyro. But imagine what would happen if Heavy got it instead? The Reserve would be a great counter for those jumpy-ass Scout mains. I can only dream.[/QUOTE] The shooter wasn't designed to be a "if you're in the air fuck you minicrits" it's supposed to be an addition to the soldier so he can bounce people up with his rocket launcher and get minicrits as a reward, seeing as that's slightly skill based The skill roof when it's given to the pyro is so low that i'm scraping my head

Okay did not a single fucking person at valve see how much [I]absolutely bullshit[/I] the Red Tape Recorder is? Deleveling a sentry to level 1 in about 4 seconds is fucking absurd.

Alright being sent to the moon while using the Brass Beast is annoying

Killstreak shotguns don't count sentry kills. That's really disappointing.

[QUOTE=Sweater;48418146]Alright being sent to the moon while using the Brass Beast is annoying[/QUOTE] How does this happen

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;48418403]Killstreak shotguns don't count sentry kills. That's really disappointing.[/QUOTE] Why on earth would they?

I thought since the shotgun is multi class it'd just count kills in general.

They'd only count kills earned with with that weapon. If you're lookin' for sentry kills, you'd need KS wrench instead.

[QUOTE=Flash_Fire;48417402]Who decided the pyro deserves the reserve shooter aaaaaa [editline]9th August 2015[/editline] It's completely braindead, it's just airlbast + shoot, [B]no skill involved compared to the soldier who at least needs to bounce up/juggle the enemy[/B][/QUOTE] The soldier gets a rocket launcher.

I wish the medic contract didn't specify what classes I have to uber to get points. Sometimes it's a fight to get some uber assists at all, ten times that on Valve servers.

[QUOTE=Mbbird;48418797]The soldier gets a rocket launcher.[/QUOTE] Which takes skill and talent and doesn't put the target in a fixed stunlock trajectory that any potato could hit like the pyro.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;48419192]Which takes skill and talent and doesn't put the target in a fixed stunlock trajectory that any potato could hit like the pyro.[/QUOTE] thankfully, it takes an order of magnitude more skill to airblast rockets than it does to shoot them.