Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

[QUOTE=SoftHearted;47042548]Try playing with Koreans.[/QUOTE] For US players, the easy way to do this is to connect to literally any US Valve server after 10 PM EST. 한국의 풍부

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;47041827]It really saps my sentry whenever I try to put up a good fight with somebody and then they suddenly shit out a random 1 hit kill crit and thats it, they instantly win no matter their skill because RNG I could have had a 95% chance to win that fight but nah get out of jail free git rekt random crit[/QUOTE] I was a scout once and I was fighting with a soldier, and my team was behind me, medic + heavy + some other guys. The enemy soldier got a crit, but I managed to save my team by jumping in the way, killing only me. My allies immideately wrecked his wrectum after that, like holy shit. Taking one for the team on a new level. So don't feel bad about getting critted to shitville. It could have been a medic, but instead, it was you.

[QUOTE=Punchy;47041724]Thank valve for that one. Quickplay is fucked to hell, frequently sending US to stockholm and servers with 150+ ping for them. Half the time i have to list quickplay servers and it will have ten 150 ping servers and then a few ~40 ping servers near the bottom of the list.[/QUOTE] I was coming here to say this. I go to join a Payload Valve server and everytime, I get connected to Stockholm, which is in Sweden. I'm in America, not Sweden, send me to servers nearby instead of connecting me to Neptune.

[QUOTE=Plaffy46;47041763]I never used quickplay, to be honest. The classic server browser is way more fiable besides being crappy at loading the full server list, but at least, when you join a server, you have a good idea of what you can expect on the servers you are joining.[/QUOTE] More reliable than quickplay.

Remember how heavy recently got the weapon switch delay bug? Yeah, now I can't switch weapons on heavy [B]at all[/B]. I've watched several people burn because I can't give them my sandvich. Thanks valve!

[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;47044012]Remember how heavy recently got the weapon switch delay bug? Yeah, now I can't switch weapons on heavy [B]at all[/B]. I've watched several people burn because I can't give them my sandvich. Thanks valve![/QUOTE] Soon Heavy will have no weapons Then he will no longer be Heavy Weapons Guy, but merely Heavy Guy

[QUOTE=lolvcrtape;47040948]A lot of European Valve servers have had lots of American players, sometimes resulting in half a team having 200+ ping. They just lag all over the place and "kill you behind walls".[/QUOTE] One time it wasn't showing US servers for me so I had to connect to Stockholm. Everyone on that server had 200+ ping because I guess the servers were down for everyone else too. Hilarity ensued. Just shooting was a guessing game. I ended up going engi because I couldn't even aim properly.

People give flamethrowers shit about being w+m1 and all that garbage, but blutsauger is literally s+m1 Medics backpedaling and spamming needles is fun to fight against

they are moving backwards while using a limited range weapon just shoot him and strafe a little you think medics know how to lead their aim with the slowest projectile in the game

[QUOTE=Bynine;47044066]Soon Heavy will have no weapons Then he will no longer be Heavy Weapons Guy, but merely [B]Heavy Guy[/B][/QUOTE] [t]http://puu.sh/fgSz3/5a94409ec4.png[/t] ?? :v:

No that guy sucks because he rigs raffles and plays DOTA.

They just sat here spamming their medigun at each other for several minutes and when asked to stop one of them just said "stop bullying, we're just having fun!" [t]http://puu.sh/fgUkN/dac824cd62.jpg[/t] Eventually it evolved into them just running in circles on the table in spawn. Of course, every attempt to kick them failed. [t]http://puu.sh/fgUsj/33882f0f8e.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47045723]No that guy sucks because he rigs raffles and plays DOTA.[/QUOTE] Rude

[QUOTE=Anderan;47045789]They just sat here spamming their medigun at each other for several minutes and when asked to stop one of them just said "stop bullying, we're just having fun!" [t]http://puu.sh/fgUkN/dac824cd62.jpg[/t] Eventually it evolved into them just running in circles on the table in spawn. Of course, every attempt to kick them failed. [t]http://puu.sh/fgUsj/33882f0f8e.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Sounds like you were the annoying player, not them

Those semi-good people who think they're the best who keep running around alone and dieing, contributing nothing to their team and not getting why they're killed in this game called Team Fortress [editline]31st January 2015[/editline] And finding crates

That sappers don't have any sort of cooldown

This situation in Bootcamp: [t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/46495264628129615/0AE5BACD1078A0F90C9C9E8CA92F2731F501790E/[/t] (Damage is the second column and the Soldier joined at the 5th wave (he was competent).) I wonder where they would be without a player that knows what to do and I even wonder if they learn anything: they don't listen to advice nor answer questions.

[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;47046811]That sappers don't have any sort of cooldown[/QUOTE] If anything, The Red Tape would need more of a cooldown than the stock. You can always sort-of chase the spy away, giving you some time to repair the damage (and giving you time for a teammate to help) but the Red Tape is just...Oh dear. Even if you chase the spy away, 1 hit of the wrench isn't going to bring the level back.

[QUOTE=Anderan;47045789]They just sat here spamming their medigun at each other for several minutes and when asked to stop one of them just said "stop bullying, we're just having fun!" [t]http://puu.sh/fgUkN/dac824cd62.jpg[/t] Eventually it evolved into them just running in circles on the table in spawn. Of course, every attempt to kick them failed. [t]http://puu.sh/fgUsj/33882f0f8e.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] lewd

[QUOTE=Anderan;47045789]They just sat here spamming their medigun at each other for several minutes and when asked to stop one of them just said "stop bullying, we're just having fun!" [t]http://puu.sh/fgUkN/dac824cd62.jpg[/t] Eventually it evolved into them just running in circles on the table in spawn. Of course, every attempt to kick them failed. [t]http://puu.sh/fgUsj/33882f0f8e.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Keep watch on YouTube for a new video called "Epic Medic Fun Time with ylpup7!"

[QUOTE=Snowshoe;47046057]Sounds like you were the annoying player, not them[/QUOTE] Because asking people to actually play while our team is getting rolled by the other side just makes me the destroyer of fun.

When you get voted off a server for no reason.

Feel like switching from Skullcutter to [del]Claidhmor[/del] [del]Claidemer mor[/del] [del]Claydhe mor[/del] Long sword. Respawn. Still holding the Skullcutter check my loadout screen, have Long sword equipped Check my 3d model in the corner of the screen. Has Long sword equipped. Stuck playing with Skullcutter for the rest of the game.

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;47050047]Feel like switching from Skullcutter to [del]Claidhmor[/del] [del]Claidemer mor[/del] [del]Claydhe mor[/del] Long sword. Respawn. Still holding the Skullcutter check my loadout screen, have Long sword equipped Check my 3d model in the corner of the screen. Has Long sword equipped. Stuck playing with Skullcutter for the rest of the game.[/QUOTE] [T]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/94/Resupplylocker.png?t=20120623192100[/T] 90% of the time this helps.

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;47050047]Feel like switching from Skullcutter to [del]Claidhmor[/del] [del]Claidemer mor[/del] [del]Claydhe mor[/del] Long sword. Respawn. Still holding the Skullcutter check my loadout screen, have Long sword equipped Check my 3d model in the corner of the screen. Has Long sword equipped. Stuck playing with Skullcutter for the rest of the game.[/QUOTE] Haha alright that was fun time to switch off this joke loadout, let's get serious. I said [I]time to switch off this joke loadout[/I], game. Okay I guess I'm not playing that class the rest of the game.

[QUOTE=Mr. Jelly;47050181]Haha alright that was fun time to switch off this joke loadout, let's get serious. I said [I]time to switch off this joke loadout[/I], game. Okay I guess I'm not playing that class the rest of the game.[/QUOTE] One time before I played a 6v6 match with my friend the item servers went down Each team had a soldier with Rocket Jumper, Bison and Pain Train It was a sad experience

Melee fights in the water. I have to be up close to a person in order to hit them, but whenever I do that, I end up touching them and doing a super jump into the air.

Last wave. It switches to boot camp. For what fucking purpose. I payed a dollar to do nothing. Third time tonight.

[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;47046811]That sappers don't have any sort of cooldown[/QUOTE] I always laugh so hard when I sap 15 buildings at once and they all go down without me even having to undisguise while engineers rage in the chat rather than reflecting on the situation and realizing that just maybe, if any of them whipped out their primary and clicked twice in my general direction, maybe nothing would have happened. Doesn't happen often that they come to this thread afterwards.

For some reason when I entered one of my favorite servers the console muted me just when I entered, first it started appearing in the chat like there was no tomorrow that I was being muted so I tried to rejoin, this time it just appeared one time that I was muted so I could not talk or help my team. Somebody has a fix for this?