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am i in geography thread

[QUOTE=joseloco;48443504]but it belongs to Asia[/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.britannica.com/place/Europe/images-videos/Europe/1453[/URL] Anyway, ran into a sniper who had "nice shot" bound to attack. Nothing like gloating even when you miss.

[QUOTE=Anderan;48443540][url]http://www.britannica.com/place/Europe/images-videos/Europe/1453[/url][/QUOTE] then my teachers lied to me all those years

[IMG_thumb]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/629729078997105741/DC16362964463B90D610767ACCEADC9C42CC6F93/[/IMG_thumb] it really peeves me off when engies put their buildings over the friggen pick ups, it wont let you get them for some reason.

[QUOTE=Anderan;48443164]Virginia is on the east coast of the US. There is no way Virginia servers are closer than Euro ones. Washington ones, maybe, but not Virginia ones. A that point even the SE Asia servers are probably closer.[/QUOTE] Exactly. There's just no way a Virginia US server is a better option ping-wise than the west coast ones in Washington or the Singapore ones, even for a guy from the far eastern parts of the Russian federation. Also, whenever people posts some screenshots of US Valve servers that have tons of players with very high ping on them, I notice a lot of Hungarian, Polish, Czech and Arab sounding names (don't take this as offensive). Why these guys end up on US servers, tormenting themselves and others with crazy high ping, instead of European or Dubai servers, is beyond me. Quickplay has just made a ton of people so lazy and/or unaware that there are reliable ways to search for appropriate servers where you can actually see their pings (the ''Show servers'' option is literally [I]one[/I] extra click and 30 seconds of waiting for a list of servers to generate away), and for some reason, the ''Play Now'' option seems to have a tendency to drop players into Valve servers halfway across the globe. Also, certain server locations (Luxembourg and Virginia) are unavailabe or refuse connection attempts to players. For example, I can't connect to Lux servers at all unless I lower my pings per minute Steam server setting to a really low number (500), at which point refreshing server lists takes ages, and Virginia servers don't even ever show up in my browser, whereas Washington ones do (and they're much further away from me as a European). Long story short - the mass of players, especially kids and sunday players, are completely unwiling and incapable of using any other option but ''Play now'' to connect to servers. Too lazy or ignorant to even try the ''show servers button'' which takes one extra click and a few dozen seconds. At the same time, things are broken on Valve's server end as well - the system occassionally sends players to Valve servers with a latency of 150+ ms (instead of the ones on the same continent), and certain server locations apparently deny connection attempts, interpreting a higher (reasonably fast) pings per number setting as DDOS attacks. It's bad enough Quickplay has been choking decent comunity pubs with a map rotation to their deaths, but now even people that use QP are ending up in far too distant servers or seeing 200+ ping kids from other continents shit up the servers en masse. I know pushing a single button to end up in a Valve stock-server setting is convenient for many, but when you start ending up in servers far, far away, you [I]might[/I] wanna put a little bit of effort into exploring other menu options.

Each and every single time this happens: [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/450710891790946018/712DAB36855D20CA8D837C41A6EC73C2CB3C3733/[/t] Bonus points if you barely missed that last shot.

[QUOTE=HyperBowser;48443937]Each and every single time this happens: [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/450710891790946018/712DAB36855D20CA8D837C41A6EC73C2CB3C3733/[/t] Bonus points if you barely missed that last shot.[/QUOTE] Double bonus points if you see them walking over to a large medpack. All damage you did, nullified.

THESE GOD DAMN FPS DROPS

They made it so that the Loch-n-Load can't 1-shot without a crit but kept the Direct Hit that way.

[QUOTE=Galen;48444837]They made it so that the Loch-n-Load can't 1-shot without a crit but kept the Direct Hit that way.[/QUOTE] as someone trying to use the direct hit i can tell you that shit is 5x as hard to land, and takes a really up close shot to 1-hit

Holy fuck i'm so salty right now. This girl I play with absolutely wrecked me last night with stickybomb airbursts, but when I try to use them, or any explosive for that matter, it looks like the enemies either tank the hit (sticky) or just run through the radius of an explosion and not take damage (rockets).

[QUOTE=Anderan;48443164]Virginia is on the east coast of the US. There is no way Virginia servers are closer than Euro ones. Washington ones, maybe, but not Virginia ones. A that point even the SE Asia servers are probably closer.[/QUOTE] he probably also thinks flights from hawaii to australia take a few minutes

[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;48442649]Why does the sniper have only one really weird sounding medic call line, and everyone else seems to have two?[/QUOTE] He does have two, they're just weirdly very similar to each other. [url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9f/Sniper_medic01.wav?t=20100625222437[/url] [url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/10/Sniper_medic02.wav?t=20100625222438[/url]

rules of the server: Dont be racist. Only speak english. well, for me thats racist

For me, you deserve to be banned because you refuse to speak the required language.

[QUOTE=joseloco;48448412]rules of the server: Dont be racist. Only speak english. well, for me thats racist[/QUOTE] Maybe they don't feel like having somebody screaming/typing in Spanish while they are talking English.

[QUOTE=joseloco;48448412]rules of the server: Dont be racist. Only speak english. well, for me thats racist[/QUOTE] maybe play in a server from any one of those 21 countries that speak Spanish primarily? Or a Valve server? Maybe just speak English because nobody can understand you otherwise in those servers anyway?

[QUOTE=joseloco;48448412]rules of the server: Dont be racist. Only speak english. well, for me thats racist[/QUOTE] It has to do with courtesy. Nobody wants to play with people they can't communicate with.

You guys with fps drops add the -gl launch tag? That forces the game into opengl mode, I've been getting 60-70 fps with that

[QUOTE=mralexs;48449315]You guys with fps drops add the -gl launch tag? That forces the game into opengl mode, I've been getting 60-70 fps with that[/QUOTE] since when did opengl work with windows like since when

So I want to buy a strange Night Terror scattergun, but I don't want it to have any nasty blood spots or anything, and I would also prefer it having a logo on it. How do I go about doing this?

[QUOTE=Blackavar;48449442]since when did opengl work with windows like since when[/QUOTE] Since it was implemented? and Opengl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Directx

[QUOTE=mralexs;48449735]Since it was implemented? and Opengl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Directx[/QUOTE] I am absolutely aware opengl is 10 thousand times better than DirectX, but I thought there was no Windows version

[QUOTE=riki2cool;48449568]So I want to buy a strange Night Terror scattergun, but I don't want it to have any nasty blood spots or anything, and I would also prefer it having a logo on it. How do I go about doing this?[/QUOTE] Factory New and I believe Field Tested don't get bloodstains but the rest of the qualities do. The logos should be on any of the skins but is in theory more likely to be on a Factory New.

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;48450356]Factory New and I believe Field Tested don't get bloodstains but the rest of the qualities do. The logos should be on any of the skins but is in theory more likely to be on a Factory New.[/QUOTE] Field tested does get bloodstains pretty much any quality that isn't factory new can get bloodstains, just that the chance goes lower the higher quality it is

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48450365]Field tested does get bloodstains pretty much any quality that isn't factory new can get bloodstains, just that the chance goes lower the higher quality it is[/QUOTE] I don't think minimal wear can get bloodstains, or at least I haven't seen any.

I remember someone mentioning that they hate when they perform good as a sniper and as a result, half of their team goes sniper as well. I feel ya, bud. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1476405876650776402/601A2FEE83A4BC695B6DF7DC564622072455733F/[/t]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48451600]I remember someone mentioning that they hate when they perform good as a sniper and as a result, half of their team goes sniper as well. I feel ya, bud. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1476405876650776402/601A2FEE83A4BC695B6DF7DC564622072455733F/[/t][/QUOTE] I've actually had people go empathy scout on me because I was doing good at the class [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1460643277955145060/7E3605505CAD92139EBF5E41E5CD0BA5684F027E/[/t] There's nothing wrong with that of course, people want success. maybe i should make a scout guide

[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;48452041]I've actually had people go empathy scout on me because I was doing good at the class [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1460643277955145060/7E3605505CAD92139EBF5E41E5CD0BA5684F027E/[/t] There's nothing wrong with that of course, people want success. maybe i should make a scout guide[/QUOTE] In all fairness, scout is a tricky class. I mean, anyone can pick up the class and run around shooting things, but scout is a very tricky class to play [I]well[/I].

[QUOTE=Mayor Luigi;48452248]In all fairness, scout is a tricky class. I mean, anyone can pick up the class and run around shooting things, but scout is a very tricky class to play [I]well[/I].[/QUOTE] Exactly, there's so much things i need to cover if i want to make a guide like movement, movement prediction, movement prediction prediction, movement psychology, psychology in general, speed, aim, aim practice, aim prediction, flicking, tracking, etc