Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

Get Fucken Rekt [lennyface] is a blatantly cheating scout, I talk about it with members of both teams while spectating it, go to his team to call a votekick, 100% no votes. Valve servers [I]infuriate[/I] me.

Got oneshot from full health by a crit melee from a medic. "Lol Anderan you're bad" comes up in chat from the medic. I swear some people just look for reasons to shit on random strangers.

[QUOTE=Anderan;48463678]Got oneshot from full health by a crit melee from a medic. "Lol Anderan you're bad" comes up in chat from the medic. I swear some people just look for reasons to shit on random strangers.[/QUOTE] Some Pyro called me "garbage" once. The fucker survived with 5 health thanks to that shitty crit Powerjack gave him. However, later i dominated him and he left.

[QUOTE=Anderan;48463678]Got oneshot from full health by a crit melee from a medic. "Lol Anderan you're bad" comes up in chat from the medic. I swear some people just look for reasons to shit on random strangers.[/QUOTE] there's no better feeling than dominating them and making them rage quit

When I go from health that's still above 50%, and I get killed in one shot from a scatter gun shot. I'm not talking as a Medic or Spy, I mean Pyro, Soldier, Demoman, etc. Bonus points if the shot before that did only 10 or so damage.

toxic mvm players

When folks get so damn mad, that they try to call a vote to kick you and it passes. "sorry for doing my job of spy checking as a pyro, I'm sure you guys will do fine without me" then to find out from friend who is still on server go "Wow the instant you got kicked the rate of backstabs went up, and folks asked where the pyro went not realizing they kicked you..."

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;48465156]walking out of the base, freshly respawned. get hit by a flying guillotine/sniper bodyshot/crossbow bolt/anything that drops your health so far that you're forced to walk back to heal up.[/QUOTE] Or worse, just being instakilled by a crocket to the face and having to wait another 10 seconds. Related: taking a crocket to the face a millisecond before deploying your uber.

3 contracts in a row and everytime it's a Field Tested Mayor.

[QUOTE=Folseh;48465118]When folks get so damn mad, that they try to call a vote to kick you and it passes. "sorry for doing my job of spy checking as a pyro, I'm sure you guys will do fine without me" then to find out from friend who is still on server go "Wow the instant you got kicked the rate of backstabs went up, and folks asked where the pyro went not realizing they kicked you..."[/QUOTE] This sounds like /r/thathappened material but it's on the level of what the braindead majority is capable of so it's almost ok

Some people play Medic because they like having the ability to turn the tide of a battle if they play their cards right. Some people play Medic because they like being a class that is often needed yet absent from lots of rounds. I play Medic because I can't aim, I have awful mobility (as in, I can't rocket jump successfully or FaN jump for that matter) and I get to the top of the scoreboard quickly. I did not choose to play Medic, person on my team bitching about everything. I just suck at every other class.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;48465364]When my server history + favourites randomly get wiped.[/QUOTE] I got so sick of this happening, I had to copy the IPs of all my favourite servers and put them into a text document with their name etc for times where I've got to re-paste and add them back into the favourites list.

You know what bothers me? Gameplay commentaries, frag videos, tf2 videos in general where they cut the video right as they're gonna die. Just show the death dangit. It's not like anyone believes after your 5-kill streak you ran into a heavy's face and got away.

The thing in this game that annoys me SO much is vote scrambling. 1. So one team is totally steamrolling the other. Vote scramble, the losing team has a few people vote yes, ENTIRE rolling team votes no. vote fails. server finally auto-scrambles after half an hour, and moves the best players on your team EXCEPT YOU to the winning team in exchange for 2 spies and a sniper, making the whole ordeal even worse. 2. So both teams are just about equal, and there's about a minute left in the match. "Wow, these teams are both awful" Vote scramble, most people vote yes. Vote passes, and the entire prior match is rendered moot with 15 seconds left on the clock. Teams are now horribly unbalanced, repeat scenario one. It just makes me want to scream. Valve ideals about stalemates be damned, I'd rather have an even match where a game is decided by a single fuckup than a zero effort bloodbath of one team.

Team scramble does not work when there are 2 or 3 _very_ good players amongst teams of literal vegetables, which summarizes Valve servers usually. The issue is: community servers have the opposite ratio, where everyone is so good that it's an insane meatgrinder. It's most enjoyable not only when the skill gradient is relatively low, most of the players must be about medium skill.

[QUOTE=ProfHappycat7;48464985]toxic mvm players[/QUOTE] Yeah, they're pretty bad. Back when the Two Cities tour was still new, I played with this one Heavy who was flipping out over someone picking Sniper. The Sniper refused to change classes, and everyone else refused to votekick him. The Heavy decided that if he couldn't make the Sniper change or leave, he would be a pariah to our team and not help fight at all. He wouldn't even leave- he just walked around in spawn. We would have to play a man down, and everyone thought he was a huge douche. We cleared the first wave with an A+ on credits. The Sniper was great at his job, and the Heavy ragequit. Then a new Heavy joined and we had fun and talked about what an asshole that guy was. ...I want another MVM tour.

[QUOTE=FluffyMcNutter;48468602]Yeah, they're pretty bad. Back when the Two Cities tour was still new, I played with this one Heavy who was flipping out over someone picking Sniper. The Sniper refused to change classes, and everyone else refused to votekick him. The Heavy decided that if he couldn't make the Sniper change or leave, he would be a pariah to our team and not help fight at all. He wouldn't even leave- he just walked around in spawn. We would have to play a man down, and everyone thought he was a huge douche. We cleared the first wave with an A+ on credits. The Sniper was great at his job, and the Heavy ragequit. Then a new Heavy joined and we had fun and talked about what an asshole that guy was. ...I want another MVM tour.[/QUOTE] sounds a lot like the whole lobo thing all over again

Haven't seen it happen yet, but when a Heavy covered in A Color Similar to Slate cosmetics on red team picks up a blu heavy's teamcolored skin (no, the skin does not swap to your team color when you pick it up) and just annihilates the other team because they don't even realize he's not on their team

[QUOTE=penguinsfan;48468788]sounds a lot like the whole lobo thing all over again[/QUOTE] Except lobo won't kick someone for playing sniper. He'll kick you if he thinks you're being a shitty sniper, but not for playing sniper.

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[QUOTE=Anderan;48469325]Except lobo won't kick someone for playing sniper. He'll kick you if he thinks you're being a shitty sniper, but not for playing sniper.[/QUOTE] I joined a game, picked Sniper and said Hi The first thing some unusual wearing, australium painted, 265 tour soldier has to say is "2 tour sniper? I don't think so mate" Then our scout missed like 10 credits and he had a fit in the chat before leaving Some people need to get over themselves, I'd hate to meet them in real life [editline]16th August 2015[/editline] In fact the thing that pisses me off the most in MvM is the poeple who votekick you for not picking one of the meta classes, they don't even ask in the chat if you're willing to change, fuck those people

When you're finally about to nail that sweet sweet headshot, and then another class somehow blocks the shot with his body and you get killed by a random crocket

The Assist system sometimes See a Soldier jumping around in the backyard as a scout, follow him around constantly shoot him and deal like 186 damage, then die to a crocket by hime marjhek.kanlivov.2003 and his pocket medic $n1p3r_Minecraft then shoot him across the map and you dont get an assist.

heavy is an [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/tS8DKvv.png[/IMG] class to play [editline]16th August 2015[/editline] too subtle?

I hate people that hates Heavy and calls him a no-skill class for no reason. Yes, i killed you as a Heavy. Mr. Lime Scout, get over it. [B]Edit:[/B] Yes i actideantly called Heavy an it instead of a he.

[QUOTE=TheEyes;48471541]heavy is an class to play [editline]16th August 2015[/editline] too subtle?[/QUOTE] Heavy is a pretty useless class unless he has a team helping him, in which case he becomes incredibly powerful. It usually only takes 2 hits to kill him, and due to his lack of mobility he's a pretty easy target. If you want to see a class that takes almost no skill, try soldier. (Yes some shots take a lot of skill) but generally you can just fire a few rockets in your enemies direction and kill things. Not to mention his ability to always get lots of crits.

[QUOTE=Stiffy360;48471876]Heavy is a pretty useless class unless he has a team helping him, in which case he becomes incredibly powerful. It usually only takes 2 hits to kill him, and due to his lack of mobility he's a pretty easy target. If you want to see a class that takes almost no skill, try soldier. (Yes some shots take a lot of skill) but generally you can just fire a few rockets in your enemies direction and kill things. Not to mention his ability to always get lots of crits.[/QUOTE] Soldier has a low skill floor, but high skill ceiling, if you ask me. Anyone can aim at people's feet but it takes a lot of skill to rollout to mid faster than almost any other class and consistently land airshots. Heavy's pretty easy to play too, but like you said, he lacks a lot of the mobility options Soldier has.

i never got the thing with people saying "lol 3 tours? get out" how am i supposed to increase the number of tours when you are preventing me from playing the tours what is your logic there

[QUOTE=mralexs;48449315]You guys with fps drops add the -gl launch tag? That forces the game into opengl mode, I've been getting 60-70 fps with that[/QUOTE] Does that work? My video settings still say I'm using directx. Edit: Oops, late reply.

[QUOTE=Larry'sNod;48472051]i never got the thing with people saying "lol 3 tours? get out" how am i supposed to increase the number of tours when you are preventing me from playing the tours what is your logic there[/QUOTE] why people think that mvm takes loads of skill i will never know.