Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

[QUOTE=Hypoxide;48540928]I don't understand how some players can just be...blanking. For example, I saw a Medic trying to heal with a Syringe Gun. ( Obviously new and I don't blame him, training is utter shit ). Anyway, I typed to him and told him he needed to use his secondary / Medi-Gun, even going Medic to show him how. He just stared at me as if I had told a really bad joke before running off and continuing to spam syringes at his teammates as they all burnt before him. Other people picked up on it when the chat was just full of "USE THE MEDI GUN, LOOK HOW THIS GUY IS DOING IT" and started using their mic. He continued to just...stare at people who walked past him. We presumed he didn't speak English but you'd still notice your username being spammed in chat as well as everyone SCREAMING it.[/QUOTE] It's especially bad when you have incompetent Engies because there's so many reasons you can criticize you yet it feels like they're deaf and blind while playing. "ENGIE THAT SLOW MOVING SCOUT IS A SPY" "ENGIE YOU CAN'T SHOOT SAPPERS OFF" "NO ENGIE DON'T PUT YOUR SENTRY IN FRONT OF THE OTHER ENGIE'S SENTRY. "ENGIE BREAK THE SAPPER ON THE FRIENDLY ENGIE'S SENTRY RIGHT NEXT TO YOU" "NO ENGIE YOU PUT THE ENTRANCE AT SPAWN NOT THE EXIT" "HOLY SHIT ENGIE WATCH THE FUCKING STICKIES ALL OVER YOUR BASE" Triple bonus points if it's mvm

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;48538756]When the second wave of cheaters laments came out, I never got one. I really like the hat too.[/QUOTE] I got a lament in the first wave because I didn't know what an idle server was. The hat made me curious so I joined 1 and the hat was removed as a result. :v:

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;48540959]The box art of the newer Pokemon games have this on the back: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KvophCW.png[/IMG] I think it should say this on TF2's store page too[/QUOTE] So you're suggesting... keeping people who can't read out by [I]writing something[/I] on the store page?

[QUOTE=Bynine;48542071]So you're suggesting... keeping people who can't read out by [I]writing something[/I] on the store page?[/QUOTE] if they're 3 years old their parents are probably buying it for them

[QUOTE=Bynine;48542071]So you're suggesting... keeping people who can't read out by [I]writing something[/I] on the store page?[/QUOTE] You can clearly see that is an image and not text

It would be fascinating to hear about someone developing TF2 for the blind.

[QUOTE=Upgrade;48542661]It would be fascinating to hear about someone developing TF2 for the blind.[/QUOTE] The game will [I]automatically[/I] load up a 24/7 2fort server, select Engineer, and build a sentry nest in the intel room, right before your very [sp]blind[/sp] eyes!

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;48541645]It's especially bad when you have incompetent Engies because there's so many reasons you can criticize you yet it feels like they're deaf and blind while playing. "ENGIE THAT SLOW MOVING SCOUT IS A SPY" "ENGIE YOU CAN'T SHOOT SAPPERS OFF" "NO ENGIE DON'T PUT YOUR SENTRY IN FRONT OF THE OTHER ENGIE'S SENTRY. "ENGIE BREAK THE SAPPER ON THE FRIENDLY ENGIE'S SENTRY RIGHT NEXT TO YOU" "NO ENGIE YOU PUT THE ENTRANCE AT SPAWN NOT THE EXIT" "HOLY SHIT ENGIE WATCH THE FUCKING STICKIES ALL OVER YOUR BASE" Triple bonus points if it's mvm[/QUOTE] "HEAVY, THERE IS A SPY BEHIND YOU" "HEAVY, TURN AROUND OTHERWISE YOU'RE GONNA DIE" "HEAV..." aaaaand backstabbed by the spy that's been following him for two minutes.

Decided it was time to play some TF2. Decided to play a bit of x10. Everyone leaves because a tomislav heavy is dominating everyone with a medic stuck firmly up his ass. Fine, lets play some Pass Time. Join a Pass Time server. The server browser lied and when it said 21 players, it meant 3 players who are doing nothing but taunting around. Join another one, this time actually full. Someone decided to glitch the ball in spawn, so we can't actually play the game, and half of blu team was in spawn. [I]Why.[/I]

Getting backstabbed on my sides.

The poor fashion sense of most people on the TF2 community. I mean don't get me wrong I saw this forum's loadout thread and I love what most of you do with the in-game cosmetics. But most loadouts of the people you see in pubs are a sore to look at. Sometimes it comes to the point that I wish I was playing with F2P players that just started playing game just so I don't have to see the awful brightly colored cosmetics that people use on the same loadout.

So my game crashes whenever I try to enter more than 1 server during a play session, any idea why this shit happens?

[QUOTE=Whyt546;48541681]I got a lament in the first wave because I didn't know what an idle server was. The hat made me curious so I joined 1 and the hat was removed as a result. :v:[/QUOTE] I genuinely thought I was the only one who made this dumb mistake.

I went on an idle server and still got the lament, I was honestly confused when I got it. :mystery:

My longest life is as a spy with a measly 3 hours spent idling. I'm not sure why I have a lament. [editline]26th August 2015[/editline] Ohhh, wait, guys, wasn't it given to people who didn't use external programs to idle?

Yeah. Something I never did :v:. I want that damn halo.

I need to come up with a loadout that uses the lament and one for the Proof of Purchase. I hardly ever see the lament used.

I didn't keep the Proof of Purchase, bad name and bad hat, not worth to keep in the backpack.

The limitations of the speed of light and the allowance of retard tier internet in online vidya will forever be the most infurating thing about this game.

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;48543095]So my game crashes whenever I try to enter more than 1 server during a play session, any idea why this shit happens?[/QUOTE] sv_pure probably.

[QUOTE=Whyt546;48541681]I got a lament in the first wave because I didn't know what an idle server was. The hat made me curious so I joined 1 and the hat was removed as a result. :v:[/QUOTE] Wait you weren't allowed to join an idle server? I joined loads and still got my cheaters lament, I thought it was when you used an external idling program it was removed

[QUOTE=Flash_Fire;48544048]Wait you weren't allowed to join an idle server? I joined loads and still got my cheaters lament, I thought it was when you used an external idling program it was removed[/QUOTE] I never used an external program; didn't even know there was such a thing, but I still had mine removed after joining a server and poking around.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ononcUO.png[/IMG] [t]http://forums.tf2maps.net/geek/gars/images/2/2/0/8/cp_standin_b5_1.jpg[/t] :v:

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;48546177][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ononcUO.png[/IMG] [t]http://forums.tf2maps.net/geek/gars/images/2/2/0/8/cp_standin_b5_1.jpg[/t] :v:[/QUOTE] well, technically that is a domination map

Yet the 'Domination' designation never officially appears anywhere in-game or in the 2013 summer update patch notes. It's really more of an arbitrary (though logical and appropriate) designation used for the map's unique gamemode variation on the Wiki. Pretty sure I've not seen the map being called Domination anywhere else but the Wiki. Though it's true that Standin and Powerhouse are noticeably different. Powerhouse is just a shorter version of the linear 5CP maps (minus forward spawns) while Standin is really more of a hybrid between KOTH and 5CP, or a hybrid between KOTH and the old Unreal Tournament's Domination mode. Feels pretty much like KOTH with 3CPs, where caping all 3 wins the game instantly without any overtime grace period.

When your character is frozen due to server issues but not because of your ping

[QUOTE=IntenseBarney;48543979]sv_pure probably.[/QUOTE] You know how I can fix that? As far as I know the only thing I have in my custom folder is my custom hud but that shouldn't be a problem

Not directly TF2, but, Market Undercutters. I just wanna sell this Prof. Killstreak Kit, stop undercutting me by two cents every time I look away.

It's not that big of an issue but it sometimes bugs me that Soldier is a person that is supposed to have his vission obscured. I sometimes wish that all hats that do this had an optional "clear vision" style but I guess it's not going to happen so I'll just have to get over it.

I always, no matter what server I play on, constantly get these 10+ second lag spikes for apparently no reason whatsoever. I've turned my graphics to the lowest settings, I have decent internet, I've even tried defragging my disk, nothing works. For example, I'm playing on Borneo as Maul Pyro, and I noticed someone was about to sap an unattended sentry. Instead of being able to kill the Spy and remove the sapper, I get a 10 second lag spike, leaving me dead and the sentry destroyed. It's made the game nigh-impossible to play, and I hate it.