Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;48591165]Random crits in general and crockets in specific should be removed.[/QUOTE] I think doing this require a lot of rebalancing. I also am pretty sure that this is something that will never be removed, as they have always been in the game and are arguably a semi-core feature of the game.

I would rather get a job at valve, manually ban users based on proof, take a short break with some coffee than continue playing tf2 with a bunch of hackers ruining everyone's fun Manual banners pls, favoritism is stupid for the job

[QUOTE=TraxInfo;48598883]I would rather get a job at valve, manually ban users based on proof, take a short break with some coffee [B]than[/B] continue playing tf2 with a bunch of hackers ruining everyone's fun[/QUOTE] At first I misread "than" as "then", and I have to say that this is one of those rare times when one letter can change the entire meaning of the sentence.

[QUOTE=ASIC;48598620]I think doing this require a lot of rebalancing. I also am pretty sure that this is something that will never be removed, as they have always been in the game and are arguably a semi-core feature of the game.[/QUOTE] So was damage spread, look where that went.

[QUOTE=Blackavar;48597273]Sometimes I'm playing soldier and a scout comes up behind me without my knowledge, and somehow, between the first shot and what would be the second shot, muscle memory forces me to do a 180 and 1-shot the scout with a rocket (if he's at already less-than-full). Usually I just stand still for a couple of seconds and type in the chat "what?"[/QUOTE] I had almost the same situation yesterday but this time it was a Scout with Force of Nature. He shot me down the stairs with the first shot while missing the other and before I realized what's going on I did a 180 turn and shot a rocket perfectly into his face. I couldn't help but standing in one place for a couple of seconds processing what happened.

[QUOTE=Drury;48595565]That's not random[/QUOTE] With the ping I get sometimes, yes it is.

I find it harder to headshot spun up heavies than the moving medics that follow them lol

[QUOTE=Widow Engie;48598907]So was damage spread, look where that went.[/QUOTE] Where did it go?

[QUOTE=ASIC;48600310]Where did it go?[/QUOTE] It spread.

[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;48600028]I find it harder to headshot spun up heavies than the moving medics that follow them lol[/QUOTE] I find that the class that is the hardest to hit with a baseball is the Heavy. It really does not make any sense.

That reminded me of someone in a server insisting that you could throw Bonk at people. He kept saying that Heavies throw up their arms and the Bonk! text appears above their heads.

[QUOTE=ASIC;48600310]Where did it go?[/QUOTE] They defaulted it to off.

I accidentally killed a friendly heavy who was caught in the crossfire and when he respawned he spammed the text chat with something like "THAT IS IT! FRIENDLY HOOVY WILL NOW KILL ALL!" He started using an aimbot and we all got trapped in our spawn by him

[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;48602387]I accidentally killed a friendly heavy who was caught in the crossfire and when he respawned he spammed the text chat with something like "THAT IS IT! FRIENDLY HOOVY WILL NOW KILL ALL!" He started using an aimbot and we all got trapped in our spawn by him[/QUOTE] and who says they're not cancer

Friendly "Hoovies" are my primary target to take down, just their existence pisses me off to no end so it's like a small Christmas whenever I manage to make one mad.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48602521]Friendly "Hoovies" are my primary target to take down, just their existence pisses me off to no end so it's like a small Christmas whenever I manage to make one mad.[/QUOTE] I usually demand sandviches as tribute and if they don't pay I murder them. [sp] I'm lying. [/sp]

[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;48602387]I accidentally killed a friendly heavy who was caught in the crossfire and when he respawned he spammed the text chat with something like "THAT IS IT! FRIENDLY HOOVY WILL NOW KILL ALL!" He started using an aimbot and we all got trapped in our spawn by him[/QUOTE] how the hell did you team kill in tf2

[QUOTE=Mbbird;48602994]how the hell did you team kill in tf2[/QUOTE] friendly as in not attacking anything but being "lulz im pootisbird i eat sanvich"

Ah I see [QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48602521]Friendly "Hoovies" are my primary target to take down, just their existence pisses me off to no end so it's like a small Christmas whenever I manage to make one mad.[/QUOTE] It's like the dance parade children that don't understand that by ruining their game and killing them that they're ruining our game by not playing.

[QUOTE=Widow Engie;48602042]They defaulted it to off.[/QUOTE] Was damage spread even that unbalanced? Wasn't it just like 10% difference at most?

[QUOTE=ASIC;48603267]Was damage spread even that unbalanced? Wasn't it just like 10% difference at most?[/QUOTE] I think it varried from weapon to weapon. The stock rocket launcher had a 25% ramp up.

[QUOTE=ASIC;48603267]Was damage spread even that unbalanced? Wasn't it just like 10% difference at most?[/QUOTE] Damage spread was the reason that the Loch and Machina would sometimes 1-shot 125 and 175 classes respectively. It's the reason why light classes could survive 2 melees to the face and walk away from it. It's the reason a Heavy could survive 3 grenades to the face . It's the reason why a full-charge bodyshot may not take down a Medic. 10%, as little as it may sound, is enough to break damage thresholds. The difference between 1 and 2 shots is a lot.

It's really only frienly heavies that piss me off. Conga lines? Let 'em do what they want, Kazotsky Kick parties? Might even join in. But friendly heavies? Nah. You're dying.

[QUOTE=Anderan;48603309]I think it varried from weapon to weapon. The stock rocket launcher had a 25% ramp up.[/QUOTE] Ramp up is an entirely different mechanic from damage spread. Ramp up and falloff are the gradual change in damage over distance. Close-range attacks ramp up a lot (usually to 150% of base damage) while long-range attacks deal a pittance (50% of base). Damage spread was a random deviation of [i]distance[/i] in the rampup/falloff calculation. It's not a strict "deal 10% more damage", it's instead "deal damage as if the distance were 10% closer or further away" This graph illustrates it decently: [img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/7/78/Damagefalloff.png/400px-Damagefalloff.png?t=20120329021239[/img] Then of course there's pellet spread, which people confuse with the term a lot because it shares the name "spread" and people aren't all that privy to it. Pellet spread is just the random way that the hitscan markers are fired.

couldn't complete my contract due to fucking bullshit i had 67 points, going good all of the sudden, they all drain and i'm at [U][I][B]3.[/B][/I][/U] fuck everything

This just happened. I was a medic on red team, I was healing a soldier, blus started swarming, my uber reached 100%, the soldier says "Hit it medic!", I reached for the right mouse button, I'm about to click when suddenly... "You are now attacking!". Fuck you Skial and your shitty autobalance script.

do people on a tf2 related forum really not know what random damage spread is by now? Who cares it was a terrible mechanic its turned off now, hopefully random crits are nextt

[QUOTE=poptart TF2;48604080]do people on a tf2 related forum really not know what random damage spread is by now? Who cares it was a terrible mechanic its turned off now, hopefully random crits are nextt[/QUOTE] There should at least be a vote to turn them off even if it doesn't become default

[QUOTE=Mike16112;48603687]This just happened. I was a medic on red team, I was healing a soldier, blus started swarming, my uber reached 100%, the soldier says "Hit it medic!", I reached for the right mouse button, I'm about to click when suddenly... "You are now attacking!". Fuck you Skial and your shitty autobalance script.[/QUOTE] if you're auto'd while you're alive. Immediately exit the server and blacklist that server and all related servers. Also why is it that when a server detects an unbalance, even as small as one team having just 2 people more than the other team, it decides that 5 seconds it'll auto? Like if you wait just one minute there will most likely be some guy who enters and helps fill the void. It's not that hard.

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;48604449]if you're auto'd while you're alive. Immediately exit the server and blacklist that server and all related servers. Also why is it that when a server detects an unbalance, even as small as one team having just 2 people more than the other team, it decides that 5 seconds it'll auto? Like if you wait just one minute there will most likely be some guy who enters and helps fill the void. It's not that hard.[/QUOTE] And if a team is losing so badly that people are just flat out quitting, why not just hold off until the round ends and THEN autobalance/scramble. Especially since people who are autobalanced end up either quitting themselves or jumping into Spectator to evade it.