Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition

[ZombiPlasticClok]

I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but I hate the Schadenfreude taunt. I like the animation, and it's a fun taunt overall, but it's almost exclusively used by tryhard douchebags who want to rub in a kill by laughing before the kill screen. Sometimes taunt before the kill screen freezes are funny (IE: I enjoy Snipers using the saxaphone taunt before it), but the Schadenfreude for me is like an immediate salt dispenser.

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=ZombiPlastiClok;48680322]I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but I hate the Schadenfreude taunt. I like the animation, and it's a fun taunt overall, but it's almost exclusively used by tryhard douchebags who want to rub in a kill by laughing before the kill screen. Sometimes taunt before the kill screen freezes are funny (IE: I enjoy Snipers using the saxaphone taunt before it), but the Schadenfreude for me is like an immediate salt dispenser.[/QUOTE]

it's best used for accidental suicides and such misfortunes, literally

[Oizen]

[QUOTE=ZombiPlastiClok;48680322]I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but I hate the Schadenfreude taunt. I like the animation, and it's a fun taunt overall, but it's almost exclusively used by tryhard douchebags who want to rub in a kill by laughing before the kill screen. Sometimes taunt before the kill screen freezes are funny (IE: I enjoy Snipers using the saxaphone taunt before it), but the Schadenfreude for me is like an immediate salt dispenser.[/QUOTE]
That's pretty much the point of the taunt isn't it?

[katt]

this just in: taunts are used for taunting others

woah

[Hidden Titan]

"Lol rage heavy/class"

It's 2015 guys get new "jokes"

[comet1337]

2 stickybombs by a doorway between you and the phlog pyro and you are safe

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=comet1337;48680713]2 stickybombs by a doorway between you and the phlog pyro and you are safe[/QUOTE]

*whips out shotgun*

not today bitch *shotgun crit to face*

[editline]14th September 2015[/editline]

this was a horrible post and i should get some sleep

[_charon]

Here's a simple Phlog Pyro flowchart.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/pgwCc54.png[/t]
In a nutshell: Run if crits, shoot if not. Also backstep like crazy.
And if he switches to a secondary: Congratulations, he is not currently using the Phlog. Deal with him as per usual.

[Jesp]

[QUOTE=ZombiPlastiClok;48680322]I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but I hate the Schadenfreude taunt. I like the animation, and it's a fun taunt overall, but it's almost exclusively used by tryhard douchebags who want to rub in a kill by laughing before the kill screen. Sometimes taunt before the kill screen freezes are funny (IE: I enjoy Snipers using the saxaphone taunt before it), but the Schadenfreude for me is like an immediate salt dispenser.[/QUOTE]
I like doing it on the sidelines when I observe someone's misfortune. Like if a cloaked spy dies to a random rocket jump, headshot or crit explosive. Quite fitting considering the name of the taunt :v:

No denying that it is probably the taunt with the highest taunt-factor though.

[verms]

Crits and of course the kritana

[Blackavar]

[QUOTE=_charon;48680829]Here's a simple Phlog Pyro flowchart.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/pgwCc54.png[/t]
In a nutshell: Run if crits, shoot if not. Also backstep like crazy.
And if he switches to a secondary: Congratulations, he is not currently using the Phlog. Deal with him as per usual.[/QUOTE]

And obviously, if you're a pyro, just hold m1 and backpedal. You will always win unless the enemy has crits. And if you're a huntsman sniper, just tauntkill him as he uses his taunt.

[Inferno564]

Those people that have 100's of unusuals
Those people that unbox shit loads of unusuals
While I have only ever unboxed 1 unusual in my 4,151 hrs of playing this game
{At least I don't have Muselks bad luck}

[poptart TF2]

Muselk impersonators

[Halflight]

I don't have a very high opinion of the Phlogistinator for two reasons:
- The total lack of the airblast, which is an incredibly severe handicap for the pyro class regardless of your playstyle
- The main gimmick of the weapon being you have to stop in your tracks to perform a taunt to gain a critics burst for some time. While the free critics you are giving are devastating if you are an adept ambusher and know how to correctly priotize targets, you either set off the taunt in an hidden location while the enemy is unaware or there is an high chanceyou'll get killed. It was arguably far better at launch, where performing the taunt not only refilled your health but also boosted it up for the entire duration, making you functionally unkillable before going on a rampage. Of course I can totally agree with the big nerf shortly afterwards

[Fuyukai]

A good phlog pyro with a quick-fix medic is one of the most terrifying things to experience.

[Inferno564]

Phlogistinator is great for maps like Turbine (Vents), Junction {Tight corridors) and Dustbowl {tunnels}
Not so great on maps with wide open areas like Gravel Pit and Coldfront. Or any CP_Orange maps

[Mort Stroodle]

Being a phlog hog on Asteroid is bliss.

[Cornish]

I honestly dont think the Phlog is so bad, no airblast is a big downside but then again which pyro on a pub does

I think the way to balance this would be to give the health bonus after the taunt is over, so being vunerable makes the pyro... well vunerable

[Trech]

[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/e/e6/Ap-Sap.png/250px-Ap-Sap.png?t=20130314170657[/img]

[B]THE AP-SAP[/B]

[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/60/Pictogram_minus.png/16px-Pictogram_minus.png?t=20110419092839[/img]Can't be used for the "Sap Auteur"* achievement

*Destroy 1000 Engineer buildings with sappers.

[TectonicImprov]

[QUOTE=Jesp;48681042]I like doing it on the sidelines when I observe someone's misfortune. Like if a cloaked spy dies to a random rocket jump, headshot or crit explosive. Quite fitting considering the name of the taunt :v:

No denying that it is probably the taunt with the highest taunt-factor though.[/QUOTE]

I had the Laugh Taunt for a while but I found myself almost never using it because I'm too fucking nice.

[Whyt546]

[QUOTE=Trech;48681729][img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/e/e6/Ap-Sap.png/250px-Ap-Sap.png?t=20130314170657[/img]

[B]THE AP-SAP[/B]

[img]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/60/Pictogram_minus.png/16px-Pictogram_minus.png?t=20110419092839[/img]Can't be used for the "Sap Auteur"* achievement

*Destroy 1000 Engineer buildings with sappers.[/QUOTE]

Bread sapper 4 lyfe

Content: when a stray huntsman headshots you while you're cloaked

[TomatoFlakes]

[QUOTE=Inferno564;48681420]Those people that have 100's of unusuals
Those people that unbox shit loads of unusuals
While I have only ever unboxed 1 unusual in my 4,151 hrs of playing this game
{At least I don't have Muselks bad luck}[/QUOTE]

People that have unboxed more than a few unusuals are also either insanely rich, poor decision makers, and/or are really good at flipping a profit to perpetuate their unboxing. They usually go on mass unboxings of 30+ crates at a time, multiple times. Not much to be mad at them for their own choices.

That or they're insanely lucky- I've seen a guy unbox 3 unusuals in a row. There's something to be truly salty about.

[Anderan]

This thing
[t]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/w_sd_sapper_large.0440053fe80d4b74f92f4d2c5863e53d72460f6d.png[/t]

Nothing like having all of your buildings back down to level one in a few seconds.

[Brobattington]

[QUOTE=poptart TF2;48681450]Muselk impersonators[/QUOTE]
People who fall for Muselk impersonators

[TomatoFlakes]

[QUOTE=Anderan;48682388]This thing
[t]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/w_sd_sapper_large.0440053fe80d4b74f92f4d2c5863e53d72460f6d.png[/t]

Nothing like having all of your buildings back down to level one in a few seconds.[/QUOTE]

Even better, when it gets your dispenser down past level 1 and you save it just in time to see the full metal arrow roll all the way back to empty.

[Capt. Tin]

[QUOTE=poptart TF2;48681450]Muselk impersonators[/QUOTE]

I once went on a server where 4 players were named Muselk after one impersonator came on and made up the worst excuses for whenever people wanted verification.

"My voice would sound bad in my videos if I said hi to everyone"

"If I was an impostor why would I have unusuals and everything"

He also had some of the worst spelling I'd ever seen.

[TectonicImprov]

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;48682872]I once went on a server where 4 players were named Muselk after one impersonator came on and made up the worst excuses for whenever people wanted verification.

"My voice would sound bad in my videos if I said hi to everyone"

"If I was an impostor why would I have unusuals and everything"

He also had some of the worst spelling I'd ever seen.[/QUOTE]

There was this guy named Rabscuttle in the server I was on. Before he did anything he told everyone not to treat him different from any other player. Curious I checked Google to see if there were any egomaniac YouTubers who went by that name. Turns out that's what Gabe Newell goes by on Steam.

It was actually more funny than anything, he pretty much just mused in chat over certain items, talked about his top 5 favorite classes. My favorite part was when somebody asked who he was, and his response was:

"You could say that I work with Valve."

[Fruitpunch]

why do people hate lime

[Totenkreuz]

That a real question man?

[X_Sam]

[QUOTE=Fruitpunch;48683180]why do people hate lime[/QUOTE]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/nvBZI.png[/t]