Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

Apparently nowadays it's a well-known fact that plr_hightower is a deathmatch map, as was evidenced by a mass leaving and someone saying "F2P logic = cap on hightower" before they too left. Also being called a "chaser" when you're playing scout and doing your job, and happen to kill the same guy a few times. :v:

[QUOTE=HHBlackhawk;47223023]Apparently nowadays it's a well-known fact that plr_hightower is a deathmatch map, as was evidenced by a mass leaving and someone saying "F2P logic = cap on hightower" before they too left. [/QUOTE] Would you believe that I was bad mouthed more than once because I actually tried to push the cart on that map?

[QUOTE=HHBlackhawk;47223023]Apparently nowadays it's a well-known fact that plr_hightower is a [B]Market Gardening[/B] map, as was evidenced by a mass leaving and someone saying "F2P logic = cap on hightower" before they too left.[/QUOTE] :v: I am serious though, everytime i go on a Hightower server (mostly accidents) i bump into total of 8 Soldiers trying to Market Garden eachother then taunt after killing an AFK Pyro with their farmed Market Gardeners. And yes, most of them wears TC+Kringle because "STER WORE EEET!!!11!!!!!ONE!!!ELEVEN!".

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;47223056]:v: I am serious though, everytime i go on a Hightower server (mostly accidents) i bump into total of 8 Soldiers trying to Market Garden eachother then taunt after killing an AFK Pyro with their farmed Market Gardeners. And yes, most of them wears TC+Kringle because "STER WORE EEET!!!11!!!!!ONE!!!ELEVEN!".[/QUOTE] Come to think of it I was mentioning Star having an effect on that match to my friend when we played, all the soldiers but one were using rocket jumper/market gardener for the longest time. Good for him though I mean, that's like the PewDiePie effect, where everyone is copying him because he's that popular in the community.

[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-02-27_12-12-29.png[/img] Someone finally found out what happens when you type rekt

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;47223662][img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-02-27_12-12-29.png[/img] Someone finally found out what happens when you type rekt[/QUOTE] I saw something like that on a prophunt server, typing 'rtd' printed silly messages everywhere Player1: rtd [RTD] Player1 found: A pair of dice. Player 2: rtd [RTD] Player 2 wasted his time. player 3: rtd [RTD] Player 3 rolled Aimbot. Just kidding. Player 4: rtd [RTD] Player 4 be careful with those fragile dice! I don't think you people can be trusted with those. (At this point RTD gets disabled for a good 5 minutes)

[QUOTE=porcella;47221297]100-200 is unplayable bruh what are you talking about if you're playing above 60 you're gonna have a hard time on projectiles, above 100 and hitscan becomes next dimensional[/QUOTE] I usually have anywhere from 1 - 15 ping when playing on U.S. servers. If i'm playing with European friends, it'll be in the 80's and I notice I rubberband around like crazy and backstabs glitch out frequently.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;47222216]I've been playing soldier forever with no issue at 150 ping for like years now, what are you talking about?[/QUOTE] ??????? Any game becomes unplayable above 90 ping.

[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;47224018]??????? Any game becomes unplayable above 90 ping.[/QUOTE] There's a point around 200 ping where you do way better because of lag compensation.

[QUOTE=Stiffy360;47224151]There's a point around 200 ping where you do way better because of lag compensation.[/QUOTE] And everyone else hates you and the server should really kick you for it

[QUOTE=Stiffy360;47224151]There's a point around 200 ping where you do way better because of lag compensation.[/QUOTE] hitscan hit boxes seem to strech a bit at higher pings, but with 200 ping you're looking at nearly half a second of delay from the game, and that makes dodging projectiles and the like very hard

[QUOTE=porcella;47224419]hitscan hit boxes seem to strech a bit at higher pings, but with 200 ping you're looking at nearly half a second of delay from the game, and that makes dodging projectiles and the like very hard[/QUOTE] With the way TF2 handles projectiles and melee at 30 ping I find there's not much of a difference.

Where the fuck do you find these guys that hate pushing the cart so much? I play all the time on this quickplay enabled community hightower server with a no cart pushing plugin, and the amount of people actually trying to PUSH it is next to none.

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;47223821]I saw something like that on a prophunt server, typing 'rtd' printed silly messages everywhere Player1: rtd [RTD] Player1 found: A pair of dice. Player 2: rtd [RTD] Player 2 wasted his time. player 3: rtd [RTD] Player 3 rolled Aimbot. Just kidding. Player 4: rtd [RTD] Player 4 be careful with those fragile dice! I don't think you people can be trusted with those. (At this point RTD gets disabled for a good 5 minutes)[/QUOTE] A server I used to be admin on made rtd only make the player explode Some people still don't get memo the first time and use it more than once since it had no cooldown

[QUOTE=AkujiTheSniper;47224859]A server I used to be admin on made rtd only make the player explode Some people still don't get memo the first time and use it more than once since it had no cooldown[/QUOTE] Yeah my server used to burn players for 20 seconds who did it, it's a bit broken at the moment so had to disable it as it would burn a different person everyone someone typed rtd, they'd have to leave the server.

When you play on a pub and put some mouthy motherfucker in his place, and then he apparently seeks out your profile to shittalk you a week later. [img]http://i.gyazo.com/1752f8a03be7207fd43f08d723efb3e7.png[/img] If I remember correctly, this guy was shittalking and taunting on some pub and I came on and wrecked his shit because I'm slightly less mediocre. So everytime I killed him, he would go ballistic and shittalk me and did it for like an hour straight. I just thought it was funny, so I ignored him...and apparently he sought me out a week later to shitpost on my profile. Who even does that, what?

[QUOTE=Gamemaster1379;47226761]When you play on a pub and put some mouthy motherfucker in his place, and then he apparently seeks out your profile to shittalk you a week later. [img]http://i.gyazo.com/1752f8a03be7207fd43f08d723efb3e7.png[/img] If I remember correctly, this guy was shittalking and taunting on some pub and I came on and wrecked his shit because I'm slightly less mediocre. So everytime I killed him, he would go ballistic and shittalk me and did it for like an hour straight. I just thought it was funny, so I ignored him...and apparently he sought me out a week later to shitpost on my profile. Who even does that, what?[/QUOTE] Hypocrites that spend a lot of time on the game so they think they're among the best. Only to turn around and call anyone who is better than them a "no life scrub" Also, I really hate spy mains. Like all of them have this really "lol spy is hardest class in the game and I rekt your team as it" and generally narcissistic attitude. As a Spy main myself, I really enjoy it if i'm better than one of these people in a pub and then they get really angry about it.

[QUOTE=Whyt546;47226835]Hypocrites that spend a lot of time on the game so they think they're among the best. Only to turn around and call anyone who is better than them a "no life scrub" Also, I really hate spy mains. Like all of them have this really "lol spy is hardest class in the game and I rekt your team as it" and generally narcissistic attitude. As a Spy main myself, I really enjoy it if i'm better than one of these people in a pub and then they get really angry about it.[/QUOTE] Surprisingly, I don't see that out of any of the spy mains I play with. Though I imagine our exposure of spy mains differs. I generally am taking HL spy mains in gold-plat level play. I imagine your average pub spy is far less capable and more of a prick anyhow. And more than likely, yeah. That's probably what happened with that guy. Pubstomping only gets you so far, and more tactful or seasoned players are more than likely going to wreck your shit when they come along. I remember the days of being a pubstomper as my highlight of what I did as well--but I wasn't a total dick like this guy about it. Nowadays I do a lot of competitive TF2 and I think it really does get a bad rep. Low division TF2 stuff probably is worse yeah, but because that's where a lot of people like this guy end up--they jump on in and think they're hot shit and just find out they're another contender or actually need carried. The further you move up though, the more humbling it becomes. Some of the nicest people I've met come out of higher level play and detest this demeaning, shittalking personality--myself included.

Speaking of spies, I recall last night playing a game of goldrush on offense where not one, but two deadringer spies were camping our spawn. They proceeded to spam 'get rekt' binds and such and acting all high and mighty on their mics as my teammates and I got backstabbed a few times, until I encountered them prepared with jarate and bushwacka a few times and got a couple of dominations on them. People can get really full of themselves in this game. I suppose I can too if I'm doing really well but the binds and trashtalk are just annoying and unsportsmanlike if you ask me.

I've come to learn that anyone who has an Unusual on a Valve server is either: 1. Completely clueless as to how the game works. 2. A complete and utter douchenozzle. Rarely does it appear otherwise, they're either getting themselves killed, dominating and shit-talking, or shit-talking everyone else for not having unusuals and then getting themselves killed.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47227092]I've come to learn that anyone who has an Unusual on a Valve server is either: 1. Completely clueless as to how the game works. 2. A complete and utter douchenozzle. Rarely does it appear otherwise, they're either getting themselves killed, dominating and shit-talking, or shit-talking everyone else for not having unusuals and then getting themselves killed.[/QUOTE] I hop on Valve server from time to time and own unusuals, admittedly (that a$h guy was not a Valve server instance, actually). I never shittalk though. The only reason I do it is because they're reliably 24-slot without stupid plugins or advertisements plastered about. Less organized servers are a fun time to try silly or otherwise incapable loadouts that high level play wouldn't allow for (as well as classes you don't main, etc). In fact, I've made it a policy that if somebody is ever struggling on my team, I'll go to pocket medic them--and if they're on the other team complaining (especially if it's about me) that if they aren't a manic screaming twelve year old in how they complain, I'm willing to personally work on them on what they're doing wrong and how to improve as well as the weakness of my class at a mechanical level and when and how to take advantage of them. [editline]27th February 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Ticon;47227044]Speaking of spies, I recall last night playing a game of goldrush on offense where not one, but two deadringer spies were camping our spawn. They proceeded to spam 'get rekt' binds and such and acting all high and mighty on their mics as my teammates and I got backstabbed a few times, until I encountered them prepared with jarate and bushwacka a few times and got a couple of dominations on them. People can get really full of themselves in this game. I suppose I can too if I'm doing really well but the binds and trashtalk are just annoying and unsportsmanlike if you ask me.[/QUOTE] I'll do it provocatively to a shittalker to put them in their place, but I'm not one to do some unprovoked. And also, some of the more capable spies can actually deal with Jarate/Bushwacka within reason. Obviously these Spies were just really bad. But if you do encounter some more capable ones, go Scatter/Mad Milk scout on those fuckers. Nothing pisses them off more and it's really effective.

[QUOTE=Ticon;47227044]Speaking of spies, I recall last night playing a game of goldrush on offense where not one, but two deadringer spies were camping our spawn. They proceeded to spam 'get rekt' binds and such and acting all high and mighty on their mics as my teammates and I got backstabbed a few times, until I encountered them prepared with jarate and bushwacka a few times and got a couple of dominations on them. People can get really full of themselves in this game. I suppose I can too if I'm doing really well but the binds and trashtalk are just annoying and unsportsmanlike if you ask me.[/QUOTE] Did they have " Master spy" or " Pro spy" as their steam names? That seems to be the norm nowadays.

Put on my server so it automutes people if they spam lenny. 30 people blocked so far #StopLenny2015

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;47227676]Put on my server so it automutes people if they spam lenny. 30 people blocked so far #StopLenny2015[/QUOTE] You're not the hero TF2 needs, you're the hero TF2 deserves.

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;47227676]Put on my server so it automutes people if they spam lenny. 30 people blocked so far #StopLenny2015[/QUOTE] You're a real human bean, and a real hero

Lennies are for scrubs anyway.

I can't play Soldier without gunboats I'm too used with jumping around like a madman. I need to learn some restrain to actually be able to play shotgun soldier. Is just because this lack of mobility when I'm not rocket jumping kinda kills me on the inside.

[QUOTE=SoftHearted;47229112]I can't play Soldier without gunboats I'm too used with jumping around like a madman. I need to learn some restrain to actually be able to play shotgun soldier. Is just because this lack of mobility when I'm not rocket jumping kinda kills me on the inside.[/QUOTE] Try to play shotgun heavy and you'll turn inside out.

Shotgun heavy is best heavy though.

Okay how about when the other team has a heavy with a 100% accurate natascha with no spread and is killing literally everyone that walks out of spawn and everyone on the server including the people on that team are talking about how obviously he's cheating but they still can't get a votekick passed? That's absurd.