Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition
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I remember I sold a fancy professional killstreak weapon to a guy for his unusual.
2 days later I got a message from him saying he regretted trading it and wanted it back. He said it was a very personal hat to him and was acting very impulsively when offering on it. I did really like the hat he gave me, so I wasn't going to reverse the trade. He offered me a different unusual that was interesting but I didn't like as much and he kept begging and begging to get it back, even going so far as to add a bunch of haunted halloween stuff to sweeten the deal. I thought he really wanted back and emotional stuff and all that, so I let him put back the halloween stuff and do the trade just for the unusual.
It left his backpack 5 hours later
It took me 4 months to sell that fucking hat.
TF2s playerbase is overall cancerous and being altruistic to it just means you'll get assfucked.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;47420051]I remember I sold a fancy professional killstreak weapon to a guy for his unusual.
2 days later I got a message from him saying he regretted trading it and wanted it back. He said it was a very personal hat to him and was acting very impulsively when offering on it. I did really like the hat he gave me, so I wasn't going to reverse the trade. He offered me a different unusual that was interesting but I didn't like as much and he kept begging and begging to get it back, even going so far as to add a bunch of haunted halloween stuff to sweeten the deal. I thought he really wanted back and emotional stuff and all that, so I let him put back the halloween stuff and do the trade just for the unusual.
It left his backpack 5 hours later
It took me 4 months to sell that fucking hat.
TF2s playerbase is overall cancerous and being altruistic to it just means you'll get assfucked.[/QUOTE]
randoms don't have souls. never fall for their lies
If you're like the sniper in here, please stop
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5AwGT5n.gif[/IMG]
Why is it like a requirement to have a Hale's Own Black Box named some edgy shit to be a certified pubstomper, because if someone's got twice as many points as the next guy 2/3 of the time they have a Hale's Own Black Box.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;47421555]Why is it like a requirement to have a Hale's Own Black Box named some edgy shit to be a certified pubstomper, because if someone's got twice as many points as the next guy 2/3 of the time they have a Hale's Own Black Box.[/QUOTE]
i have literally never seen anyone better than me using the BB
where do u find these ppl? is it a eu thing?
I got scammed few days ago because of Steam Wallet promise, reported the guy twice with sufficient proof, checked few days later just to see that he's not banned yet.
I don't know why did I fuck up so bad lately.
[QUOTE=porcella;47422059]i have literally never seen anyone better than me using the BB
where do u find these ppl? is it a eu thing?[/QUOTE]
You apparently don't play very much then.
I'm starting to think that the true issue keeping me from enjoying Team Fortress 2 as much as I did before is the Valve servers deploying sv_pure1
I'll admit, nowadays I can't play the game without modding my cosmetics and weapons: it allows me to get incredibly good looking items while containing the costs, on top of me having my good deal of fun of making up "artistic" loadouts with the different mods around
So from that day I was pretty much forced to play on community servers, which have a lot of ... "features" I find incredibly annoying (among all of those, the majority of the community servers adopt the "24/7 map" formula, which makes even the most interesting map get boring after a while. When I was a valve servers guy, I found myself playing on different maps per mode, which does wonders in making me interested into the game, learning the various levels' gimmick, paths and all)
I can't see this problem of mine having a solution anytime soon
What keeps me playing the game is that I just start doing stupid crap and try to make the best out of it. Lately I've been full-on demoknighting on koth servers.
And if I'm with my friend, we might do something like go widowmaker combat engineer with no buildings. Or uberchain with the quickfix and the solemn vow.
[QUOTE=TheMooseman;47420342]If you're like the sniper in here, please stop
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5AwGT5n.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Hey, at least he was being healed. The real problem is when the same sniper is burning to death without meds or health around, and then throws his own jarate at you because he thinks you're a spy running towards him to shank him, and of courde then dies. I was here to rescue you but okay. :v:
That there is no second or third page of taunts, meaning that you can only have eight at a time *First world TF2 problems*
Speaking of Taunts, is there a way to hotkey a specific taunt directly without that menu?
bind key "taunt_by_name <taunt name>"
[editline]30th March 2015[/editline]
taunt must be in loadout too
[QUOTE=Oizen;47423616]Speaking of Taunts, is there a way to hotkey a specific taunt directly without that menu?[/QUOTE]
This bind ignores the taunt menu for regular weapon taunts.
[code]Bind <key> taunt;[/code]
This bind works for specific taunts
[code]Bind <key> "taunt_by_name <tauntname>";[/code]
This uses the taunt in the corresponding taunt slot. Just choose the corresponding number.
[code]Bind <key> "taunt <#>";[/code]
[QUOTE=Anderan;47422596]You apparently don't play very much then.[/QUOTE]
i mean i see pub soldier use it
just never anyone who can actually aim
Pyros who think they're hot stuff (no pun intended) because they use the degreaser + reserve shooter combo.
I've used it before I hit 1,000 hours and pre-axtinguisher nerf. It literally felt like I was turning on cheat mode.
[QUOTE=godzirra;47427922]Pyros who think they're hot stuff (no pun intended) because they use the degreaser + reserve shooter combo.
I've used it before I hit 1,000 hours and pre-axtinguisher nerf. It literally felt like I was turning on cheat mode.[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I see how well I can do as RS Pyro WITHOUT using fire. Only airblast and Minicrits. Sadly I still don't do half bad despite being more fire happy than airblast happy.
I really hate that I haven't found a hat in a while. I get lots of free gifts and stuff, but never the good feeling of finding a random hat you never even thought of buying or so.
[QUOTE=ElderLolz;47422663] I don't wanna play on community servers,[B] none of them even run the maps or gamemodes I usually like to play.[/B][/QUOTE]
I think there's more than enough decent community servers in the EU to cover most map tastes.
Tons of 2fort and Turbine ones for CTF enthusiasts (including many stock settings ones), German Headquarters or Triggerhappygamers for PL rotation, Kritzkast + Rocket'Roll + Pelipurkki + Grumpy Old Gits + Who Dares Grins for a mix of modes and maps, Hampshire Heavies for mostly 5CP and certain PL maps...
And KOTH maps also feature prominently in many community servers with no bs ads or plugins, if only you look for them and favorite them.
You sure you've at least tried some of the above? Can't really think of any modes that aren't covered by the above servers, unless you're really into Doomsday, Kong King, Nightfall, Junction, Hydro and the like :smile:
[QUOTE=Stric_Matic;47429326]I think there's more than enough decent community servers in the EU to cover most map tastes.
Tons of 2fort and Turbine ones for CTF enthusiasts (including many stock settings ones), German Headquarters or Triggerhappygamers for PL rotation, Kritzkast + Rocket'Roll + Pelipurkki + Grumpy Old Gits + Who Dares Grins for a mix of modes and maps, Hampshire Heavies for mostly 5CP and certain PL maps...
And KOTH maps also feature prominently in many community servers with no bs ads or plugins, if only you look for them and favorite them.
You sure you've at least tried some of the above? Can't really think of any modes that aren't covered by the above servers, unless you're really into Doomsday, Kong King, Nightfall, Junction, Hydro and the like :smile:[/QUOTE]
The servers you mentioned either:
- Fuck up mods too
- Devoid of human activity most of the time
Which is kind of sad
Well, it's true that most are only active for a few hours in the evening or only on certain days, but it's been like that with community servers that aren't 24//7 2Fort/Dustbowl/Turbine/Trade/Orange for a while now. Plus, evenings have always been the busiest time of day for TF2, it's been like that even well before the game went f2p.
You could play on Valve servers or whatever else you manage to find that doesn't disable any mods in less busy hours of the day and check the community ones on evenings or weekends, unless the sv_pure 0 is really the sole most important reason you play TF2.
Expecting rotation pubs to be full 8+ hours per day or any time you happen to want to play the game is a pipe dream these days, tbh. But it's only getting worse since the art of using the server browser, favoriting servers and joining their Steam Groups to be notified of server-filling events is rare. The more QP conditions players to choose Valve-servers only purely because of one-click convenience (despite all the shortcomings), the less traffic community ones get (even the decent ones), the more arguments to stick to Valve-only the majority of players has. Really is a vicious circle.
Though, regarding sv_pure, I don't understand how it's not possible for Valve to change the system so that only certain settings that enable wallhacks and the like are blacklisted on official servers while harmless stuff like custom weapon skins and hitsounds remain allowed. Seems pretty easy to implement.
I can't enjoy this game anymore, I still enjoy the story, the Facepunch community and the lore but after playing game after game of unbalanced teams, pub stompers, over powered ro annoying laodouts, unfair team stackers, shit talkers and people making it nearly impossible to do anything I can't be fucked anymore, It just frustrates me.
Now to look into selling my BP
Playing mannpower. Someone says "the fuck guys stop capping, this is the most casual gamemode you can play and you're taking it seriously"
i tell him this is a gamemode and we can cap if we want
he calls me a fag and starts spamming lenny faces and binds with another guy on the other team
i don't even know anymore
Play Mannpower.
My team's down 8 caps to 1, so I gain some crits, do pretty decently, and amass a decent killstreak with a stregnth buff.
Suddenly it's 9-5 and I've amassed a decent killstreak. I'm carrying this team to victory. Then out of fucking nowhere 3 fucking soldiers run in shitting on me with crits and cap 30 seconds later.
I know why pity crits and stuff were a thing, but why give a team 1 cap from victory pity crits? Welp time to neglect that gamemode for another update.
[QUOTE=vladnag;47433504]I can't enjoy this game anymore, I still enjoy the story, the Facepunch community and the lore but after playing game after game of unbalanced teams, pub stompers, over powered ro annoying laodouts, unfair team stackers, shit talkers and people making it nearly impossible to do anything I can't be fucked anymore, It just frustrates me.
Now to look into selling my BP[/QUOTE]
I actually got to play a bit today and I forgot how much fun it was. I don't have a problem with pubstompers or that sort of shit because I always see them as a wall to overcome when playing a game. I probably gonna join a comp team with my friend that mains medic so there's that as well. I think it will be a nice chance after playing only pubs for a while.
Hey guys rememeber when valve fixed the bug with objects and players dissapearing wasn't that nice and helpfu---
[t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/538519137264043386/39D85352CB0E0EDF0AB773A301BDFF2C125ACF22/[/t]
oh
fuck you and your lies valve.
[QUOTE=IntenseBarney;47435062]Hey guys rememeber when valve fixed the bug with objects and players dissapearing wasn't that nice and helpfu---
[t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/538519137264043386/39D85352CB0E0EDF0AB773A301BDFF2C125ACF22/[/t]
oh
fuck you and your lies valve.[/QUOTE]
If you use an Autoexec, try turning "cl_new_impact_effects" to "0" instead of "1".
Apparently this fixes it? I've been getting the same issue on Barnblitz.
My great servers selection these days:
[IMG]http://s22.postimg.org/k2srot5cx/Immagine.png[/IMG]
Switch off your favorites tab.
[QUOTE=EliaMoroes;47435410]My great servers selection these days:
[IMG]http://s22.postimg.org/k2srot5cx/Immagine.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Best server selection EU.
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