Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

[QUOTE=Jesp;47480615]I enjoy just jumping a lot, a lot of them airblast every time you jump as the jump+shoot combo is so hilariously common.[/QUOTE] Or just walk straight at them, shooting inbetween airblasts.

I swear to god, literally every single time I get hit by a melee when I'm playing Spy, it will be a critical. No matter what, guaranteed.

[QUOTE=Ona;47480825]I swear to god, literally every single time I get hit by a melee when I'm playing Spy, it will be a critical. No matter what, guaranteed.[/QUOTE] Wrenches are a personal favourite. I swear to Gaben, every strike with a wrench is a crit when I'm a spy. Another is the Ubersaw.

Crit chance is affected by damage dealt during your life. The more damage you've dealt, the more crits you'll get. Engineer easily gets the highest crit chance as a lvl 3 sentry will deal huge amounts of damage in a short time period. Closely followed by the medic who gets crits from assist damage as the damage dealt by his patient counts toward your damage as well. That plus melee weapons have the highest crit chance by default.

[QUOTE=Rageguy;47479715]You know what fucking pisses me off? the air strike. It's fucking stupid. Whenever someone uses it, I can never see the rockets coming at me because they're too small and have like, no real particle that shows them as "HEY I'M A FUCKING ROCKET" so you basically get fucked. /rant[/QUOTE] It's funny because the weapon is still pretty underpowered

It's one of those weapons that aren't even effective at killing stuff/doing their job, just annoying to play against, it's like that is their only true purpose. Like pomson or dead ringer.

ok time to take a break from imbalanced weapons that valve will probably never fix and focus on bad cosmetics for a second: what the fuck is this [IMG]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/pocket_raiders_large.e20cc1b6c98b9aaa6c994aafb10d187927240977.png[/IMG] Seriously, this doesn't fit TF2 in the slightest and it just simply looks ugly to look at even when it's compared to the other "Pocket X" buddies, which atleast in their defense look like something straight out of Winnie The Pooh and do a better job at resembling the characters they're supposed to be to make up for their existence.

[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;47484144]ok time to take a break away from imbalanced weapons that valve will probably never fix and focus on bad cosmetics for a second: what the fuck is this [IMG]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/pocket_raiders_large.e20cc1b6c98b9aaa6c994aafb10d187927240977.png[/IMG] Seriously, this doesn't fit TF2 in the slightest and it just simply looks ugly to look at even when it's compared to the other "Pocket X" buddies, which atleast they look like something straight out of Winnie The Pooh and do a better job at resembling the characters they're supposed to be to make up for their existence.[/QUOTE] Its not really intended to fit TF2 its a blatant promotional item from the TR contest. And they are particularly low poly because they originally had 2 visible at all times regardless of class, they were changed to only be one on classes without grenades so blame valve if that bothers you. TL:DR don't complain about cosmetics not fitting the game when they are blatant promotional/advertisement items, Valve doesn't care.

[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;47484144]ok time to take a break away from imbalanced weapons that valve will probably never fix and focus on bad cosmetics for a second: what the fuck is this [IMG]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/pocket_raiders_large.e20cc1b6c98b9aaa6c994aafb10d187927240977.png[/IMG] Seriously, this doesn't fit TF2 in the slightest and it just simply looks ugly to look at even when it's compared to the other "Pocket X" buddies, which atleast in their defense look like something straight out of Winnie The Pooh and do a better job at resembling the characters they're supposed to be to make up for their existence.[/QUOTE] you complain about that but not a set that turns scout into a fucking alien?

[QUOTE=Rageguy;47484413]you complain about that but not a set that turns scout into a fucking alien?[/QUOTE] Halloween/Full Moon items don't count.

[QUOTE=Rageguy;47484413]you complain about that but not a set that turns scout into a fucking alien?[/QUOTE] Better than a item which give scout a cardboard box for a shirt [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ticket_Boy"]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ticket_Boy[/URL]

[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;47480960]Crit chance is affected by damage dealt during your life. The more damage you've dealt, the more crits you'll get. Engineer easily gets the highest crit chance as a lvl 3 sentry will deal huge amounts of damage in a short time period. Closely followed by the medic who gets crits from assist damage as the damage dealt by his patient counts toward your damage as well. That plus melee weapons have the highest crit chance by default.[/QUOTE] You know how this system is broken. An enemy have a 12.5 percent chance to have a melee crit if he hasnt done any damage in the last 30 seconds, 2.5 on non melee weapons. Seriously, do these stats look true?

Why does stepping in a knee-deep puddle of water cut off ongoing voice commands?

because stepsounds count as a sound emited from your character, but only from first person because third person stepsounds are a different thing and blah blah blah

[QUOTE=EliaMoroes;47480604]Truth be told, those airblasting "experts" are all about starting to puff continuously as soon as they see an enemy, depleting all their ammo, get killed in short order and then complain afterwards[/QUOTE] Ideally I've found listening for the firing sound is the best strategy to know when to deflect which is why I'm not too fond of the Original. :V

[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;47484144]ok time to take a break from imbalanced weapons that valve will probably never fix and focus on bad cosmetics for a second: what the fuck is this [IMG]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/pocket_raiders_large.e20cc1b6c98b9aaa6c994aafb10d187927240977.png[/IMG] Seriously, this doesn't fit TF2 in the slightest and it just simply looks ugly to look at even when it's compared to the other "Pocket X" buddies, which atleast in their defense look like something straight out of Winnie The Pooh and do a better job at resembling the characters they're supposed to be to make up for their existence.[/QUOTE] Gotta admit, only Lara looks decent ( which I now realise sounds slightly creepy ) and that's me being polite.

I really hate MVM players who aren't competent enough to hold their own but know the "meta" just well enough to flip their lid when you don't follow it to a T.

Someone was offering a low price for an item. I fell for it and he turned around and called me a "Shark" after listing said item for a low price. Literally took a photo, got his friends to join the server, and proceeded to follow me around and called me shit like "Faggot," and "Nigger," along with other shit like "Downy." This is why I don't trade anymore, ladies and gentlemen. Needless to say I was about 200% better than him at the game and proceeded to kill him over and over. What the fuck happen to this community? I don't remember it being this bad pre-Uber update, maybe thats just me being nostalgic

u were probably still too bad at the game to realize how much of an asshole everyone was altho trading was always terrible below 5 buds

Kill a spy as pyro, they dead ring to get away, block their only exit to get away and proceed to kill em again. "wow noob, play a good class ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"-dead spy Bonus: Proceed to kill them with each class till they rage quit

[QUOTE=Folseh;47489992]Kill a spy as pyro, they dead ring to get away, block their only exit to get away and proceed to kill em again. "wow noob, play a good class ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"-dead spy Bonus: Proceed to kill them with each class till they rage quit[/QUOTE] I find the best strategy to kill non-spycicle DR spies is to just WM1 if they're close enough. If they're trying to shoot you with the ambassador, airblast to throw off their aim or strafe. The instant they pull out that watch and start running, they're dead.

[QUOTE=Folseh;47489992]Kill a spy as pyro, they dead ring to get away, block their only exit to get away and proceed to kill em again. "wow noob, play a good class ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"-dead spy Bonus: Proceed to kill them with each class till they rage quit[/QUOTE] You know when they use a lenny face, they're masking their frustration.

[QUOTE=Blackavar;47490164]I find the best strategy to kill non-spycicle DR spies is to just WM1 if they're close enough. If they're trying to shoot you with the ambassador, airblast to throw off their aim or strafe. The instant they pull out that watch and start running, they're dead.[/QUOTE] I tend to prefer the tactic of disorienting the spy and setting them up for a trap which often my favorite ones are "theres only two ways out of here either you killed by me or killed by the guy on the other side of this hall" thus why on 2fort its the long hallways to the intel

If there was a strange part for "deaths by crit" I would have hales-own by the end of the week I really am sick of them, what is the point of me deciding to help the team as medic, charge up a full krits, then as soon as I pop on a soldier for a good push, we both instantly die to a random crit sticky from a gibus demo who's inside spawn standing still and has no idea what he just did, what is the point in even trying Its eve not like I can switch to no-crit servers because I get 60 servers max on my list and most of them are garbage, I pick from the 2 or 3 valve payload servers or I turn the game off and don't play anything at all

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;47490568]If there was a strange part for "deaths by crit" I would have hales-own by the end of the week I really am sick of them, what is the point of me deciding to help the team as medic, charge up a full krits, then as soon as I pop on a soldier for a good push, we both instantly die to a random crit sticky from a gibus demo who's inside spawn standing still and has no idea what he just did, what is the point in even trying Its eve not like I can switch to no-crit servers because I get 60 servers max on my list and most of them are garbage, I pick from the 2 or 3 valve payload servers or I turn the game off and don't play anything at all[/QUOTE] Or you and your healing target get killed by behind by a third degree pyro who random critted

[QUOTE=Blackavar;47490164]I find the best strategy to kill non-spycicle DR spies is to just WM1 if they're close enough. If they're trying to shoot you with the ambassador, airblast to throw off their aim or strafe. The instant they pull out that watch and start running, they're dead.[/QUOTE] Had the same thing yesterday, got called from "W+M1", then later every DR Spy were hunting me, it was so damn hilarious.

[QUOTE=Gorm;47489158] What the fuck happen to this community? I don't remember it being this bad pre-Uber update, maybe thats just me being nostalgic[/QUOTE] It was absolutely better before the F2p update, the only people around payed for the game and therefore gave a shit. And fuck quickplay, it killed all community servers that aren't 24/7 2Dustfort 32 player VS Hale and his reskinned meme buddies servers. I say it a lot but the only problems quickplay solved were created by quickplay itself. Probably the worst move in Tf2's history and that's saying a lot

You know what I hate? People having a few bad experiences with 1-2 players on a valve server and then start calling the entire community which are over millions of people terrible.

Those players hate other players just because of their voice, even though they are saying valuable information like, "Sentry down, try to push, everyone!" or, "There's a level three sentry to the right of the doorway." If they are saying things that are informative and helpful or they are being friendly overall, why must you move out of the way to call them out because their voice sounds like they are 11 years old. As long as the 11 year old isn't being a stereotypical annoying brat, they are perfectly fine in my book.

Some child was on the mic and everyone was complaining so for the first time in a while, I go on the mic and tell them how to mute him manually. Note, I wasn't being a prick about it. Two seconds later people tell me to stfu and that my advice is "cancerous". 1. Cancer(ous) is not an adjective 2. MAKE UP YOUR GOD DAMN MIND.