Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

It's not donation servers that annoy me, it's the servers that give you game-changing alterations if you donate. Donate 1 key to get access to some random !unusual command, whatever. Doesn't actually change the balance of the game unless people just stare it. Donate 2 keys to get premium features like infinite cloak and super speed amongst other things? That's stupid.

[QUOTE=Potaji;47519441]It's not donation servers that annoy me, it's the servers that give you game-changing alterations if you donate. Donate 1 key to get access to some random !unusual command, whatever. Doesn't actually change the balance of the game unless people just stare it. Donate 2 keys to get premium features like infinite cloak and super speed amongst other things? That's stupid.[/QUOTE] Yes, that's what I was talking about. - I quoted a post that posted an image of exactly that - I spoke about 3 key per month fee - I spoke about obtaining a modded OP Black Box for a fee - I stated I was talking about a trade server It was quite obvious what type of "donation" I was talking about. Lobo decided to work that towards me saying donating in general was hands down wrong. Stating that attitude was the [I][U]cause of decay of many quality servers[/U][/I]. Which I had to point out was a stupid notion. A Donation is simply that, a donation. It's not a fee, it's not a bill, it's a donation. Don't blame people who don't donate to proper rotation map servers for lack of quality. It's not their job to pay for your server.

[QUOTE=Potaji;47498239] 1. Cancer(ous) is not an adjective [/QUOTE] i just checked back after like 3 days of not viewing facepunch and i wanted you to know that that is really retarded [editline]14th April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=EliaMoroes;47502680]I still can't fathom how useless the Razorback is[/QUOTE] nevermind boys I got slightly farther in the thread and found an even dumber post! razorback is literally the best option for that slot if the DDS isn't available. there's areason everyone in Plat runs it

[QUOTE=Potaji;47519441]It's not donation servers that annoy me, it's the servers that give you game-changing alterations if you donate. Donate 1 key to get access to some random !unusual command, whatever. Doesn't actually change the balance of the game unless people just stare it. Donate 2 keys to get premium features like infinite cloak and super speed amongst other things? That's stupid.[/QUOTE] Really depends on the server. A trade map with no objectives and consists entirely of screwing around? Then that's fine. On a payload map with an objective and players trying to win? Then yeah I would have a problem with it.

[QUOTE=porcella;47522886]i just checked back after like 3 days of not viewing facepunch and i wanted you to know that that is really retarded[/QUOTE] and I already replied to it correcting him. dead horse [QUOTE=porcella;47522886]nevermind boys I got slightly farther in the thread and found an even dumber post! razorback is literally the best option for that slot if the DDS isn't available. there's a reason everyone in Plat runs it[/QUOTE] maybe he doesn't play platinum. maybe spies never get to him because he plays pubs. all the damn thing does is protects you against 1 backstab attempt, and in most pubs people are smart enough to just shoot you if you're alone (which you probably are in a pub since during most times the team is scattered). Also darwin's danger shield is a cheap secondary, +vacc medic = never die to one of your only counters

[QUOTE=Blackavar;47523342]just shoot you if you're alone[/QUOTE] if you arent bad u can just turn around and shoot him

[QUOTE=porcella;47523446]if you arent bad u can just turn around and shoot him[/QUOTE] It takes only 3 shots (less than 2 seconds) from a spy to kill you with the stock revolver. To kill that spy (if you're scoped in when he shoots first), you need to 1. Be paranoid enough to unscope for every bit of damage you take (as you won't necessarily know the difference between the 55 damage from a revolver shot and a stray minigun bullet if you're focused on that laser dot in the middle of the screen) 2. Have a great reaction time. (at the most maybe a quarter of a second) 3. Be able to swing your crosshair to the spy (remember, you have less than 2 seconds total to kill the spy before he kills you). 4. Scope back in (at point blank, on the spy's head), and fire. If you don't do this exactly, you're dead It's less "if you aren't bad" and more "if you're a serious comp player"

[QUOTE=Blackavar;47523512]It takes only 3 shots (less than 2 seconds) from a spy to kill you with the stock revolver. To kill that spy (if you're scoped in when he shoots first), you need to 1. Be paranoid enough to unscope for every bit of damage you take (as you won't necessarily know the difference between the 55 damage from a revolver shot and a stray minigun bullet if you're focused on that laser dot in the middle of the screen) 2. Have a great reaction time. (at the most maybe a quarter of a second) 3. Be able to swing your crosshair to the spy (remember, you have less than 2 seconds total to kill the spy before he kills you). 4. Scope back in (at point blank, on the spy's head), and fire. If you don't do this exactly, you're dead It's less "if you aren't bad" and more "if you're a serious comp player"[/QUOTE] It's definitely possible to do, especially as a lot of spies stand still when doing this. However I've always been able to hit close range headshots/those on jumping soldiers very consistently and been much much less consistent at any range you're actually supposed to snipe at.

Pub medics who never look around for people screaming "MEDIC" right at their face and continuing to heal demo/heavy/soldier. Fuck off, I know I can do better than that, and Medic is my 3rd most unplayed class.

[QUOTE=Blackavar;47523342]and I already replied to it correcting him. dead horse maybe he doesn't play platinum. maybe spies never get to him because he plays pubs. all the damn thing does is protects you against 1 backstab attempt, and in most pubs people are smart enough to just shoot you if you're alone (which you probably are in a pub since during most times the team is scattered). Also darwin's danger shield is a cheap secondary, +vacc medic = never die to one of your only counters[/QUOTE] Thats a problem with sniper only being countered by sniper. Honestly the class needs lots of tweaks.

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;47526270]Pub medics who never look around for people screaming "MEDIC" right at their face and continuing to heal demo/heavy/soldier. Fuck off, I know I can do better than that, and Medic is my 3rd most unplayed class.[/QUOTE] Going along with that, scouts spamming medic when they're strafing and running around and I can't heal them because CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STAND STILL FOR AN INSTANT

[QUOTE=Blackavar;47523512][/QUOTE] 1. If you can't identify the sound of a nearby revolver, you're bad 2. if your reaction time to START MOVING (not aim) is >100 MS, you're really bad 3. If you're dodging, you've got a lot longer to live, the revolver is inaccurate 4. If you can't hit point blank headshots, you're really bad If you do this, or just run away from the guy with the most inaccurate and unusable-at-long-range weapon that is hitscan, you'll live. not my fault ur trash lmao [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("troll alts" - postal))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=porcella;47527116]1. If you can't identify the sound of a nearby revolver, you're bad 2. if your reaction time to START MOVING (not aim) is >100 MS, you're really bad 3. If you're dodging, you've got a lot longer to live, the revolver is inaccurate 4. If you can't hit point blank headshots, you're really bad If you do this, or just run away from the guy with the most inaccurate and unusable-at-long-range weapon that is hitscan, you'll live. not my fault ur trash lmao[/QUOTE] Still better than having a trash attitude. If a spy gets that kill on me, good on him, he got behind me and most likely my team and avoided a defence I set up against him. He deserved that kill. Just because people can't spin around and headshot a guy that we don't know where he is, if he's staying still or moving, if he's standing on some prop or crouched right behind us with his revolver up our assholes doesn't mean we are bad. We were in disadvantage so it's only logical to die. So you can take that shitty attitude of yours and fuck off right back to your precious comp scene to feel good about yourself again. No one gives a damn over here. And I'm done talking.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47527303]Still better than having a trash attitude. If a spy gets that kill on me, good on him, he got behind me and most likely my team and avoided a defence I set up against him. He deserved that kill. Just because people can't spin around and headshot a guy that we don't know where he is, if he's staying still or moving, if he's standing on some prop or crouched right behind us with his revolver up our assholes doesn't mean we are bad. We were in disadvantage so it's only logical to die. So you can take that shitty attitude of yours and fuck off right back to your precious comp scene to feel good about yourself again. No one gives a damn over here. And I'm done talking.[/QUOTE] you just tried to tell me im wrong about a video game balance discussion because im an asshole that is literally add hominem wow dude "We were in disadvantage so it's only logical to die." you weren't disadvantaged tho, sniper v spy with razorback is an even or sniper sided fight since you're both basically 3 hit kills but you can just headshot him

[QUOTE=porcella;47527116] not my fault ur trash lmao[/QUOTE] and there goes any credibility your argument has. "Git Gud" is not a way to argue anything ever. By that logic Christmas 2013's Short Circuit is balanced because "ur just bad just dont be a shit demo lol"

Mods pls (and please stop feeding the guy)

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;47527566]and there goes any credibility your argument has. "Git Gud" is not a way to argue anything ever. By that logic Christmas 2013's Short Circuit is balanced because "ur just bad just dont be a shit demo lol"[/QUOTE] good thing im arguing that the razorback is op and broken as fuck then? [QUOTE=Lolkork;47527544]the sniper (if scoped in and focusing at something else) is at an enormous disadvantage if a spy tries to kill him with a revolver at close range, the sniper only has a couple of seconds to react to, spot, and kill the spy while the spy is already dealing damage.[/QUOTE] a couple seconds is an absurd amount of time when you're good at the game

Don't you hate when your team is getting wreck and someone of the other teams is balanced to your side, then he joins spectator? Then the server begins to get empty as this cycle continues and no one likes to have a balanced match.

[QUOTE=porcella;47527627]good thing im arguing that the razorback is op and broken as fuck then? a couple seconds is an absurd amount of time when you're good at the game[/QUOTE] How about 0.58 seconds. Because that's the firerate of the revolver.

Unpopular opinion time: People who complain when the opposite team leaves the server en-masse because they got pubstomped, and who then leave the server right afterwards, resulting in a previously full server becoming a ghost town in a matter of seconds. Like, what the hell did you expect? If you roll into a public server full of random, disorganised folks who only want to enjoy themselves, absolutely decimate them with some competitive TF2 style crap, and then... What? Expect them to hang around? Extra points if the same team is responsible for out-voting multiple team scramble polls. I see the appeal of pubstomping, but honestly, it absolutely kills active servers.

[QUOTE=Drury;47528074]How about 0.58 seconds. Because that's the firerate of the revolver.[/QUOTE] and outside of point blank it can miss so you're most likely going to wait for aim reset at 1.02 sec regardless, you dont need to KILL him in this time, just start dodging. This is a big boost to ur survivability, esp when compared to the knife u were gonna get if u didnt have the shield

I actively seek out the losing team and join them to help even the score. If my team starts stomping I usually stop playing serious and start doing silly things like trolldier or FoS only heavy.

[t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/717538301075224727/2BAE9BB3E89E656C8462D2C1AAD96BD9FA3E95F4/[/t] Bloody hell. Lime Max. Lime Horace. Lime Pyro items. Degreaser/Flaregun and Powerjack combo. The rename. :suicide:

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;47528461]no better feeling than reverse-stomping pubstompers who are full of themselves. even funnier when you dominate those kinda people and they immediately leave.[/QUOTE] If you can get a member of your team to go medic and pocket you, in order to put heavy+medic the heavy+medic pub stompers and dominate them until they cry about it in chat, it's so satisfyingly fitting.

[QUOTE=porcella;47528252]and outside of point blank it can miss so you're most likely going to wait for aim reset at 1.02 sec regardless, you dont need to KILL him in this time, just start dodging. This is a big boost to ur survivability, esp when compared to the knife u were gonna get if u didnt have the shield[/QUOTE] you don't dodge hitscan. your best bet is to cause a flinch to maybe throw off the aim. having the guy miss because of awful spread is not you "dodging". it's stupid luck. if he misses regardless, well he missed.

Kinda bugs me how there's no killstreak kit for the crossing guard.

[QUOTE=porcella;47527116]1. If you can't identify the sound of a nearby revolver, you're bad 2. if your reaction time to START MOVING (not aim) is >100 MS, you're really bad 3. If you're dodging, you've got a lot longer to live, the revolver is inaccurate 4. If you can't hit point blank headshots, you're really bad If you do this, or just run away from the guy with the most inaccurate and unusable-at-long-range weapon that is hitscan, you'll live. not my fault ur trash lmao[/QUOTE] 100ms is considered an exceptionally high reaction time also spies only ever do this in point blank where it's basically impossible to miss lol.

How weird Valve is with their way of releasing things. They released a bunch of weapons, then they introduced Stranges, then they kept making more weapons and then made Strangifiers, then went back to normal Stranges, and now there's killstreaks and the community market is just such a clusterfuck now. This is also a thinly veiled complaint about me wanting a damn Strange Iron Curtain.

[QUOTE=porcella;47528252]and outside of point blank it can miss so you're most likely going to wait for aim reset at 1.02 sec regardless, you dont need to KILL him in this time, just start dodging. This is a big boost to ur survivability, esp when compared to the knife u were gonna get if u didnt have the shield[/QUOTE] All your points "then ur bad", in them you were assuming that Spy is bad as well. What if he is just better than you? In the end, when he lands the first shot, theres nothing much you can really do.

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;47529354]All your points "then ur bad", in them you were assuming that Spy is bad as well. What if he is just better than you? In the end, when he lands the first shot, theres nothing much you can really do.[/QUOTE] like you guys are literally arguing against what plat players do, by using logic that only applies to bad players, and then expecting the result to be anything other than someone telling you that you're bad. Like if a chess grandmaster tells you something and you say no that doesn't work ever, he isn't going to assume its a bad strat, he's going to say its because you're bad. idk lol