Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition
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[QUOTE=poptart TF2;47667888]Its the perfect weapon for heavies who want intimacy with the payload cart[/QUOTE]
That and the Brass Beast. I greatly enjoy becoming the personification of pain train by jumping in front of the payload, revving down my Brass Beast and going where ever the cart may take me.
[QUOTE=_charon;47667935]That and the Brass Beast. I greatly enjoy becoming the personification of pain train by jumping in front of the payload, revving down my Brass Beast and going where ever the cart may take me.[/QUOTE]
Until a competatent enemy kills you because you can't move
I love and hate being an Engineer. It's a stressful, almost thankless job sometimes. It's so fucking stressful. Folks in regular servers when they hear me complain when my shit gets destroyed are all like "oh man, it's soooo hard to swing at stuff with your wrench". No it's fucking not, it's hard to do that while being on edge at all times, looking out for things that could spell doom for you and your buildings. I build a level 3 sentry to guard our flag, spies, corner pyros, and anything with explosives can ruin it, and I can't rebuild once they charge in afterwards. I build a dispenser to give my team health and ammo, and while they use it, it's always destroyed because it's in a different location from my sentry, because I always put them in a high traffic location the team goes through. Finally teleporters are the hardest, because you have no control over both ends, so if one get's destroyed then that's that. The worst part of being an engineer though, is when I decide to get angry about my stuff getting destroyed openly. People are like "oh lol listen to this guy taking a game so seriously hue hue hue". I fucking care because I'm passionate about helping. I'm defending our bases, I'm giving you health when we have no medics, or a battle medic, I'm moving our boys up to offend/defend. I'm maintaining all these buildings against demos, soldiers, and spies, and take it all on the chin whenever it all get's destroyed, we get steamrolled, and we lose, because at the end of the day, I'm fucking being a team player. I'm trying to support and help. No it's not easy being an engineer, no it's not all that fun, it's boring, I'm sitting in the courtyard of 2fort while others are actually fighting. But it's all worth it because I know deep down I'm appreciated for my work. Those assholes that can't take my whining over getting my shit broken, have NEVER EVER known the stress and hardships of playing Engie.
Engineer takes a lot of patience because for a solid 20 minutes nothing can happen to you and you're doing fuck all, and then you feel like screwing about and the second you even look away, a hoard of demomen, soldiers, spies, and all that guff come swarming in and wreck your shit, only for the process to be repeated over and over again
I like playing Engineer because deep down I'm a masochist
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;47668406]-justengiethings-[/QUOTE]
you'll be a great comp engie once that starts
I just watched about 3 furries join the server I was on. They immediately sprayed porn everywhere and started to erp in the fucking text chat using chat binds, I'm guessing they're regulars on that server because as soon as they joined someone said "welp, the furries have arrived" and about half the server left. I just want to meet one goddamn person in the furry community that isn't fucking insane.
[QUOTE=Mike16112;47668909]I just watched about 3 furries join the server I was on. They immediately sprayed porn everywhere and started to erp in the fucking text chat using chat binds, I'm guessing they're regulars on that server because as soon as they joined someone said "welp, the furries have arrived" and about half the server left. I just want to meet one goddamn person in the furry community that isn't fucking insane.[/QUOTE]
I'm only partially insane, and it's not because of anything furry related.
[QUOTE=Mike16112;47668909]I just watched about 3 furries join the server I was on. They immediately sprayed porn everywhere and started to erp in the fucking text chat using chat binds, I'm guessing they're regulars on that server because as soon as they joined someone said "welp, the furries have arrived" and about half the server left. I just want to meet one goddamn person in the furry community that isn't fucking insane.[/QUOTE]
The good furries are the ones you dont know are furries.
There's a time and place for everything and tf2 is no place for your fetishes.
On this topic I wonder where foot fetishists are hiding. Why is there not a huge subculture of foot worship and sprays of appropriatelly dressed people walking barefoot.
[QUOTE=Blackavar;47668696]you'll be a great comp engie once that starts[/QUOTE]
I really want to do Competitive one of these days, but I really want to know what I'm gonna get out of it besides interesting people to meed, and cosmetic medals to show off my skills.
Like money because I would like to earn money playing Comp TF2 :v:
[editline]6th May 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;47668618]Engineer takes a lot of patience because for a solid 20 minutes nothing can happen to you and you're doing fuck all, and then you feel like screwing about and the second you even look away, a hoard of demomen, soldiers, spies, and all that guff come swarming in and wreck your shit, only for the process to be repeated over and over again
I like playing Engineer because deep down I'm a masochist[/QUOTE]
It really is. As an Engie I try to keep my back to a corner or a wall at all times to avoid backstabbings. All it takes is one slip, one distraction and
[b]BAM![/b]
Backstabbed, shit sapped, no one to save your sentries, enemy team steamrolls and grabs all three intels and wins round.
It can happen that quickly.
It's called VAC
[QUOTE=Mike16112;47668909]just want to meet one goddamn person in the furry community that isn't fucking insane.[/QUOTE]
Well here's your first. I understand at least there's a time and place for specific actions, not going around in public and trying to flash off how I love my fetishes or trying to be, as a majority say: "Murrtastic" (God fucking shove acid down my throat for saying that) to the absolute death and showing how crazy/insane I can be.
Plus got some logical thinking. I guess that's a small plus. :zoid:
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47670442]It's called VAC[/QUOTE]
VAC doesn't do shit on throwaway accounts. They'll just make a new account within a few minutes of being given the "Banned" notification.
[QUOTE=Lolkork;47670523]I ran in to a hacker who had like 250 hours played, vac isn't working properly.[/QUOTE]
Well, it [I]is[/I] a delayed ban system.
Although in this case, a bit[I] too[/I] much delay is going on.
Maybe hes using custom or premium hacks, VAC wont pick it up very fast if it doesnt know what its looking for.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;47669410]I really want to do Competitive one of these days, but I really want to know what I'm gonna get out of it besides interesting people to meed, and cosmetic medals to show off my skills.
Like money because I would like to earn money playing Comp TF2 :v:.[/QUOTE]
Is it really possible to earn money trough comp TF2?
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;47669410]I really want to do Competitive one of these days, but I really want to know what I'm gonna get out of it besides interesting people to meed, and cosmetic medals to show off my skills.
Like money because I would like to earn money playing Comp TF2 :v:[/QUOTE]
An experience that is quite different from pubs and new acquaintances, for the most part. You'd only get money by participating and winning in high-level LANs and tournaments.
Though I might be wrong, because I've never played comp myself, even though I've always wanted to try it.
People who only say gg when they win get under my skin.
This is only partially related to the fact that like 90% of them main Gunslinger.
[QUOTE=Killbane;47671207]Maybe hes using custom or premium hacks, VAC wont pick it up very fast if it doesnt know what its looking for.[/QUOTE]
In saying that however, all Hacks use the same method (injecting code into the process). It just needs to find the correct memory address being used as storage for the injected code and voila!
They'll slip up eventually - all programs do.
Unless you're playing in a high level league (with regular seasons and stuff) or you play in an occasional fun tournament (like the Ultiduo tourneys) don't expect to profit off comp TF2
It's for fun
[QUOTE=Lolkork;47670523]I ran in to a hacker who had like 250 hours played, vac isn't working properly.[/QUOTE]
I ran into a hacker a week ago who had 900 hours on TF2 and he had been hacking for 2 years.
[B]2[/B] years!
I really hope Valve catches up on LMAOBOX users soon.
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47672306]Unless you're playing in a high level league (with regular seasons and stuff) or you play in an occasional fun tournament (like the Ultiduo tourneys) don't expect to profit off comp TF2
It's for fun[/QUOTE]
Really, if you start playing comp in the mindset that it's for money you [I]will[/I] develop a toxic attitude towards it and the people you play against.
[QUOTE=Hypervelocity;47672361]I ran into a hacker a week ago who had 900 hours on TF2 and he had been hacking for 2 years.
[B]2[/B] years!
I really hope Valve catches up on LMAOBOX users soon.[/QUOTE]
Lmaobox is constantly updating to avoid VAC cracking down on it, It's very hard to protect against apparently.
The workshop is bad for my sanity. This guy has been harassing the workshop submission page for the Berlin Brain Bowl, for like 4-5 days and he's finally caused me to go insane.
[t]http://puu.sh/hDQoF.png[/t]
[QUOTE=_charon;47671933]People who only say gg when they win get under my skin.
This is only partially related to the fact that like 90% of them main Gunslinger.[/QUOTE]
I like the Gunslinger, but I only take it out when the team I'm on has level 3 sentries in ok places. I never take it out when we need a real sentry defense.
[QUOTE=kibbleknight;47672605]The workshop is bad for my sanity. This guy has been harassing the workshop submission page for the Berlin Brain Bowl, for like 4-5 days and he's finally caused me to go insane.
[t]http://puu.sh/hDQoF.png[/t][/QUOTE]
Wow, you don't even need all those items to re-create the classic med. All you need is the Heer's Helm, Medi-mask, and Das Metalmeatencasen and that's it.
Very nice set btw, replaced all three listed cosmetics with it. Really hope that it would get in soon.
[QUOTE=poptart TF2;47669075]The good furries are the ones you dont know are furries.
There's a time and place for everything and tf2 is no place for your fetishes.[/QUOTE]
But what if your fetish is hot heavy on scout action?
[QUOTE=kibbleknight;47672605]The workshop is bad for my sanity. This guy has been harassing the workshop submission page for the Berlin Brain Bowl, for like 4-5 days and he's finally caused me to go insane.
[t]http://puu.sh/hDQoF.png[/t][/QUOTE]
I swear thats the same guy who keeps ranting on workshop submissions, saying that they are the same as already existing items.
Though this isn't technically about the game itself (more-or-less about the community), I just want to get this message out
[url]http://tf2freakshow.wikia.com/wiki/TF2_Freaks[/url]
Who thought that this was a good idea? Just my opinion, I think it's fucking stupid
[QUOTE=blueNES;47672970]Though this isn't technically about the game itself (more-or-less about the community), I just want to get this message out
[url]http://tf2freakshow.wikia.com/wiki/TF2_Freaks[/url]
Who thought that this was a good idea? Just my opinion, I think it's fucking stupid[/QUOTE]
What the fuck?! There's even my old freak i've made a long time ago on my old channel and lost interest on it. They even got the information wrong.
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