Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition

[Supreveio]

[QUOTE=blueNES;47672970]Though this isn't technically about the game itself (more-or-less about the community), I just want to get this message out

[url]http://tf2freakshow.wikia.com/wiki/TF2_Freaks[/url]

Who thought that this was a good idea? Just my opinion, I think it's fucking stupid[/QUOTE]

Saxton Hale turned into a meme. So people decided that because Saxton Hale was a meme that they should add other player-bosses based on fan-made meme characters. So yeah, it's fucking stupid.

Unless you mean the stupid meme characters in general and not the game mode, in which case I blame people trying to emulate Rubberfruit's stuff. Took one look at them, said "I can do that too!" and then ran the concept into the ground. You know, standard meme stuff. Or you're talking about the fact there is a wikia about them, which is also fucking stupid.

Have I said 'meme' enough in this post?

[NettleBranches]

To make matters worse, there's a TF2 Freak that goes round raping people. I'm not making this up

[editline]6th May 2015[/editline]

[url]http://tf2freakshow.wikia.com/wiki/Scoutit[/url]

[FiveEyes]

[QUOTE=kibbleknight;47672605]The workshop is bad for my sanity. This guy has been harassing the workshop submission page for the Berlin Brain Bowl, for like 4-5 days and he's finally caused me to go insane.
[t]http://puu.sh/hDQoF.png[/t][/QUOTE]

Oh jesus, I've seen that exact guy shit post on other submissions and I think a few times on my own stuff.

Literally block him and delete all of his posts. He's a huge piece of shit.

[Kibbleknight]

[QUOTE=FiveEyes;47673379]Oh jesus, I've seen that exact guy shit post on other submissions and I think a few times on my own stuff.

Literally block him and delete all of his posts. He's a huge piece of shit.[/QUOTE]

one last thing before i block him:
[img]http://puu.sh/hDZ5z.jpg[/img]

[Cody_Ciel]

[QUOTE=kibbleknight;47672605]The workshop is bad for my sanity. This guy has been harassing the workshop submission page for the Berlin Brain Bowl, for like 4-5 days and he's finally caused me to go insane.
[t]http://puu.sh/hDQoF.png[/t][/QUOTE]

Looking through your other workshop files is making me sad. That many well designed cosmetics, and they've added like, 3 of them.

[Blackavar]

[QUOTE=Cosmic feel;47672901]But what if your fetish is hot heavy on scout action?[/QUOTE]

I remember seeing some furry porn of that

don't ask

[Metaru]

[QUOTE=Blackavar;47674385]I remember seeing some furry porn of that

don't ask[/QUOTE]

no please, elaborate.

[Trekintosh]

How about the fact that switching classes while inside the spawn corridor on Hightower MAKES YOU SUICIDE

[Metaru]

The spawn is the área where you spawn. That corridor is blocked solely so you can not be spawn camped.

Same as frontier's 1st blu spawn.

[Punchy]

I leave servers the second i get a 20 second respawn. 2 seconds can decide a game alone, so sitting for what feels like a damn century is unbearably unfun.

[Drury]

[QUOTE=Metaru;47676967]The spawn is the área where you spawn. That corridor is blocked solely so you can not be spawn camped.

Same as frontier's 1st blu spawn.[/QUOTE]

Yes we know.

What we don't know is why it can't be like most payload maps where the spawn also counts as the corridors.

[vnc]

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;47676626]How about the fact that switching classes while inside the spawn corridor on Hightower MAKES YOU SUICIDE[/QUOTE]

Also the area right outside BLU spawn on Steel

[godzirra]

Micspamming on a server that allows micspam, then proceeding to be told to shut up by some 11 year old Indian kid with an accent.

Whenver I try to tell them how to mute me, they simply tell me to "esc" myself.

[UpgradeTech]

[QUOTE=Metaru;47676967]The spawn is the área where you spawn. That corridor is blocked solely so you can not be spawn camped.

Same as frontier's 1st blu spawn.[/QUOTE]

It would be great if mappers could be more consistent with providing anti-spawn camping boundaries to prevent direct attacks when the doors are opened.

Dustbowl and 2fort provide the worst examples of this where the spawn is a box with one opaque door that the enemy can get up close.

Other maps with poorly designed spawns that are camp friendly are turbine, doublecross, nucleus, and harvest because they allow direct line of sight to spawning players.

[_charon]

[QUOTE=Upgrade;47678440]It would be great if mappers could be more consistent with providing anti-spawn camping boundaries to prevent direct attacks when the doors are opened.

Dustbowl and 2fort provide the worst examples of this where the spawn is a box with one opaque door that the enemy can get up close.

Other maps with poorly designed spawns that are camp friendly are turbine, doublecross, nucleus, and harvest because they allow direct line of sight to spawning players.[/QUOTE]

Why is that one door inside the 2fort spawn near the courtyard one-way only? It would be really helpful if you could hide in there.

[poptart TF2]

[QUOTE=Upgrade;47678440]It would be great if mappers could be more consistent with providing anti-spawn camping boundaries to prevent direct attacks when the doors are opened.

Dustbowl and 2fort provide the worst examples of this where the spawn is a box with one opaque door that the enemy can get up close.

Other maps with poorly designed spawns that are camp friendly are turbine, doublecross, nucleus, and harvest because they allow direct line of sight to spawning players.[/QUOTE]

Mappers do, its just a large portion of the tf2 community insists on playing god awful disgusting maps like gold rush, dustbowl, 2fort, turbine, and harvest

[Metaru]

i cant be the only one that doesnt hate any of these maps

[The Comedian]

[QUOTE=Metaru;47679345]i cant be the only one that doesnt hate any of these maps[/QUOTE]

I don't dislike Dustbowl I just think it's boring to play. The corridors and doorways are so cramped that all you need to do to get a kill is plant as many stickies as possible or just shoot a couple of rockets on them and BAM! 5 kills killstreak.

[vnc]

"Fun" and "designed poorly" aren't mutually exclusive

[Brobattington]

20 seconds respawn times

[poptart TF2]

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47680024]"Fun" and "designed poorly" aren't mutually exclusive[/QUOTE]

I will admit sometimes it is fun to completely turn off your brain and play dustbowl knowing that you will do well with absolutely zero effort or skill just by spamming chokes as demo or soldier

[FlyingScotsman]

[QUOTE=Brobattington;47680886]20 seconds respawn times[/QUOTE]

Especially if the timer decides to add a further 15-20 seconds onto your respawn timer if the enemy team captures the point/objective (the worst situation in payload - if half your team is dead, it's punishment enough having half a team trying to defend the objective, let alone the other half being in constant purgatory).

[CapitalismHo!]

[QUOTE=Brobattington;47680886]20 seconds respawn times[/QUOTE]

In addition: Tacked on to your respawn time due to the enemy capturing a point in cp or payload

edit: is there no god

[Dekania]

[QUOTE=Brobattington;47680886]20 seconds respawn times[/QUOTE]

the reason i play in koth instant respawn.

[Blackavar]

[QUOTE=Metaru;47675412]no please, elaborate.[/QUOTE]

it's by the same two people that made these three amazing sfw tf2 furry images:

[t]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/293/1/8/spy_fox_by_screwbald-d5id8hf.jpg[/t] [t]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/263/c/a/pyroo_by_screwbald-d5fdwen.jpg[/t] [t]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/031/3/d/medic_by_screwbald-d5tdibw.jpg[/t]

look for it yourself, I'm not getting banned for porn lol

[UpgradeTech]

[QUOTE=Zenamez;47681274]Especially if the timer decides to add a further 15-20 seconds onto your respawn timer if the enemy team captures the point/objective (the worst situation in payload - if half your team is dead, it's punishment enough having half a team trying to defend the objective, let alone the other half being in constant purgatory).[/QUOTE]

Sadly, it's a feature to prevent stalemates and is unlikely to be changed anytime soon.

[Quote]Ideally matches should end in a victory for one team and a loss for the other. Stalemates are essentially a loss for both teams. To avoid stalemates, our map design considers two key variables: team respawn times and travel time from the respawn point to the front line. The team that's winning gets slightly faster respawn times and more forward respawn points, a positive reinforcement loop that increases the chances for them to push forward and win the game.[/quote]

[Metaru]

[QUOTE=Blackavar;47681464]it's by the same two people that made these three amazing sfw tf2 furry images:

[t]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/263/c/a/pyroo_by_screwbald-d5fdwen.jpg[/t]

look for it yourself, I'm not getting banned for porn lol[/QUOTE]
unsure whats worst on this picture, the artist not having a clue of how anatomy works, or the artist not having a clue how the flametrower works.

[Trekintosh]

Why does the rabbit have a lizard tail?

[Blackavar]

[QUOTE=Metaru;47682259]unsure whats worst on this picture, the artist[B]S[/B] not having a clue of how anatomy works, or the artist[B]S[/B] not having a clue how the flametrower works.[/QUOTE]

personally I prefer the medic one

[UpgradeTech]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;47682349]it's a kangaroo[/QUOTE]

I guess the Winnie the Pooh crossover used shorter ears.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/xR9j7.jpg[/t]