Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition

[Drury]

Worst of all - there is no control point. Trust me I've looked everywhere, especially the bottom of the pit.

[Hell-met]

[QUOTE=Lolkork;47757221]Koth nucleus is a fucking terrible map. the spawns are too easy to camp, it's far too easy to flank, and snipers can control the map. It's almost as bad as 2fort. Why are these maps so popular?[/QUOTE]

you just answered it

[Metaru]

Small map, endless corridor, several flanks, few healthpacks and sentries are hard to defend.

What could you posibly hate about nucleous.

[Dragara]

Now I feel bad as a Sniper main that loves Nucleus.

[Oizen]

I'd say Neucleus is more of Scout hell than Sniper hell.

Probably one of his best maps.

[Johnny Joe]

Nucleus is literally a big circle that scouts can patrol on an endless loop picking up ammo and health at regular intervals,
harassing the other team, AND having a quick escape route back to spawn,
while still never having to stop thanks to the infinite qualities of a circle.

Hell, all those scouts running around the place is probably what's powering that huge turbine.

[Oizen]

If you put a Mini sentry on the big hp pack under the control point, you can get a lot of scout kills pretty fast

[KOS-MOS]

[QUOTE=Oizen;47758059]I'd say Neucleus is more of Scout hell than Sniper hell.

Probably one of his best maps.[/QUOTE]

Pocket a Baby face blaster scout with quick fix and you're in for a hell of a ride.

[poptart TF2]

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;47758521]Pocket a Baby face blaster scout with quick fix and you're in for a hell of a ride.[/QUOTE]

I always taunt baby face scouts once I kill them with the regular scattergun, most actually good scouts dont use that broken trash. On the rare instances they do I go baby face to even the odds kill them and than explode immediately after.

[lurker]

[QUOTE=poptart TF2;47758561]I always taunt baby face scouts once I kill them with the regular scattergun, most actually good scouts dont use that broken trash. On the rare instances they do I go baby face to even the odds kill them and than explode immediately after.[/QUOTE]

Since they don't use it, it isn't a broken trash weapon. It's just inferior to the scattergun.

[Capt. Tin]

I don't like playing Baby Face's Blaster Scout because I go way too fast to hit anything.

[AwfulRanger]

Some stupid kid is stalking me and my brother because my brother pretended he was a girl on a Valve server. He's been told multiple times that neither of us care about him, but he continues to join our games and ask us to love him etc.

god why

[phillipbankss]

[QUOTE=AwfulRanger;47759007]Some stupid kid is stalking me and my brother because my brother pretended he was a girl on a Valve server. He's been told multiple times that neither of us care about him, but he continues to join our games and ask us to love him etc.

god why[/QUOTE]

Have you tried loving him?

[AwfulRanger]

[QUOTE=Phillip Banks;47759039]Have you tried loving him?[/QUOTE]

yes but he's like a cat, once you love him once he just wants more.

i don't want to be friends with him anyway, because he is pretty annoying.

[CapitalismHo!]

[QUOTE=Oizen;47758276]If you put a Mini sentry on the big hp pack under the control point, you can get a lot of scout kills pretty fast[/QUOTE]

Put a teleporter on the big HP and people from both teams will votekick you.

[FlyingScotsman]

[QUOTE=Plaffy46;47755771]Speaking of hackers, it's really outrageous when no one wants to votekick the hacker but people try to votekick you for trying to votekick the hacker.
Sometimes, I just wish I were an admin so I would punish the hacker in every possible way before actually perma ban him, like cancelling aevery damage he would do and instead reflect it to himself, and double his general damage taken.

Meanwhile, I got permabanned from 2 servers for "SMAC eye violation" because I accidentaly, uh... conga'd :suicide:[/QUOTE]

There was a video I remember seeing ages back about a server plugin someone created that if it detected hacks, it would make the hacker slowly go insane. By that I mean, they did no damage, falling from a small height like a step killed them and other things.

Can't for the life of me remember what it was called but I do remember the 'example' of it being used was by an aimbotter who started to shout on the mic about how he kept dying.

[epiclolwut]

[QUOTE=Anderan;47753298]On the flip side it's fun breaking out the Vaccinator against hacking snipers.[/QUOTE]

GAGH! Why the hell didn't I do that... -_-"

[DrVincentWolf]

[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;47758244]Nucleus is literally a big circle that scouts can patrol on an endless loop picking up ammo and health at regular intervals,
harassing the other team, AND having a quick escape route back to spawn,
while still never having to stop thanks to the infinite qualities of a circle.

Hell, all those scouts running around the place is probably what's powering that huge turbine.[/QUOTE]

And Demoknights, to a lesser extent (but for the same reasons).

[DatWut?]

I am wondering something: why does the Souther Hospitality change its prefix based on actual kills rather than Sentrykills while the Gunslinger uses Sentrykills and counts punches as a secondary stat? My Gunslinger will probably never change its prefix:
[T]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6525472/Bilder/TF2/Punchslinger.png[/T]

I like using the Gunslinger for the additional +25HP so I can go around in the field killing people (while still having a Teleporter and a Dispenser up, mind you), but I despise using Minis (almost as much as I hate playing against them). I wish Valve gave us a tool that lets us flip primary and secondary stats and adds a "Modified" to the weapon's prefix, for example "Strange Modified Medi Gun". Heck, would be even better if we could add our own parts and then choose which of those should be the primary stat (a sniper rifle ranking up only by headshots would be awesome). But that'd require effort by Valve I guess.

[Trekintosh]

I hate it when a high tour MvM player comes in but is a moron and uses terrible strategies yet is talking the talk like he's king of the jungle and you can't kick him because he's got 2 friends with him. You end up carrying his sorry ass through the mission and at the end of the mission he gets a professional rocket launcher fabricator and you get a specialized killstreak big kill fabricator. It's just not fair.

[Punchy]

I've got a female friend who yells and groans at me whenever we lobby, and 10 minutes into a lobby we find out there's another girl in the mumble who has the same interests

I then spent the rest of the lobby listening to 2 girls refusing to heal me and complaining that they wanted to switch classes

[Rajikaru]

[QUOTE=Punchy;47767587]I've got a female friend who yells and groans at me whenever we lobby, and 10 minutes into a lobby we find out there's another girl in the mumble who has the same interests

I then spent the rest of the lobby listening to 2 girls refusing to heal me and complaining that they wanted to switch classes[/QUOTE]

Then why bother playing with said female friend?

[Punchy]

[QUOTE=Rajikaru;47767635]Then why bother playing with said female friend?[/QUOTE]

I'm a masochist

[poptart TF2]

[QUOTE=Punchy;47767587]I've got a female friend who yells and groans at me whenever we lobby, and 10 minutes into a lobby we find out there's another girl in the mumble who has the same interests

I then spent the rest of the lobby listening to 2 girls refusing to heal me and complaining that they wanted to switch classes[/QUOTE]

Is she the one in your videos?

[Drury]

[QUOTE=Punchy;47767587]I've got a female friend who yells and groans at me whenever we lobby, and 10 minutes into a lobby we find out there's another girl in the mumble who has the same interests

I then spent the rest of the lobby listening to 2 girls refusing to heal me and complaining that they wanted to switch classes[/QUOTE]

So this is what polygamy is like...

[Hell-met]

yeah well that's because it's a passive item

[Spectre1406]

[QUOTE=Punchy;47767587]I've got a female friend who yells and groans at me whenever we lobby, and 10 minutes into a lobby we find out there's another girl in the mumble who has the same interests

I then spent the rest of the lobby listening to 2 girls refusing to heal me and complaining that they wanted to switch classes[/QUOTE]

Just like my japanese animes

[The Comedian]

[QUOTE=Punchy;47767642]I'm a masochist[/QUOTE]

I don't know man I'm almost sure is another reason entirely. If you know what I mean...

[Oizen]

This game hasnt had an update for almost 6 months now

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=Oizen;47779334]This game hasnt had an update for almost 6 months now[/QUOTE]

A major update you mean.