Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;47942695]everytime i join a team that is doing good they get shitty at the last second and get stomped for the rest of the game fuck that[/QUOTE] How about when all the good players are on one team and the only people on your team are you and gibuses

I need money for summer sale but I can't bring myself to sell any of my items. I'm angry at myself for being attached to digital hats and orange text guns v:v:v

Just when I have free time to play pub MvM, they decided to migrate every single one for that click mash game (or something else, idk).

Maybe they're letting MVM die on purpose to save on server space

1047 new posts hot damn I haven't played that much Payload Race, but matches on attack/defense maps like Dustbowl in pubs look almost fixed even if just a single good player is on a team. It's even worse if that good player goes Soldier.

Can we refund MvM tickets buyed directly from the Mann Co store? I thought "Maybe I will be able to play MvM" but this is ridiculous

The fact that the Holiday Punch sometimes crits and makes you laugh from the front.

[QUOTE=Lolkork;47949375]I bought 30 mann up tickets from the market today because they were cheap, gonna take me a few years to use them at this pace. (10 hours now what the fuck) [editline]13th June 2015[/editline] Wait I just realized something [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/32996602936306275/483C2299D18228D318E9ACDE89504353349F87BA/[/t] There are no players ingame, which means there are no servers to play on.[/QUOTE] What will we do with our lives now that we can't destroy virtual evil robots?

[QUOTE=Inferno564;47948900]The fact that the Holiday Punch sometimes crits and makes you laugh from the front.[/QUOTE] apply pressure to your jump key to fully nullify weapon

A quick search on Google show that exact thing, Lolkork. Well then, at least we are getting the servers back

asteroid flags don't have a HUD compass kind of a bummer for us people that don't use the overwhelmingly disgusting aliased wall glows

[QUOTE=Lolkork;47950144]So I finally got in to a game, 4 of the players were in some mvm team and everything was all and well until they kicked me before the last wave for no good reason.[/QUOTE] online coop games with pubs never work because they do shit like this. I want to pierce the eyes of every shithead that does that with my own two thumbs.

I hate narcissistic spies so damn much. Maybe it's because i'm a spy main myself but when I see someone wearing a Chapeau, Noh Mercy and buds while their names is "God of Spies" or some stupid shit like that I go out of my way to try to dominate them. Usually it works, and 99% of the time they instantly leave after that. Especially since the ones with about 100K strange kills are so bad at spy you can tell they just farmed it in a trade server.

Most of the snarky spy mains I met are all named things like: Pro Spy, Master Spy, Lord of backstabs or some stupid shit like that. And they always look down on other people that are on their team calling them trash and giving them shit for not carrying he's sorry ass. I honestly don't know which is worse Spy mains or Scout mains. Most people that main these two classes have shitty attitude towards others. Surprisingly enough most of the snipers main's I met that can actually hold their own are not that bad personality wise.

All this Spy talk reminds me. Three people huddling around a corner before a sentry, and I'm like, I got this shit, I'm a Spy and they'll just sweep in after I sap. Lolno, 100% of the time I sap, eat shotgun, and not a single one of them had thought to follow me in.

Speaking of spy talk: I hate when there is literally 3 sentries in a good spot so a demo can kill them all. But instead the entire team goes spy and tries to sap them.

This may go above and beyond 'annoyed' into 'downright enraged,' but I gotta vent. So, summer sale rolls around and I get the urge to play mvm. All I wanna do is go mindless brass beast heavy and body-block robots while racking up insane damage numbers. I deposit five bucks into my steam account, grab four tickets and decide to do a Tale of Two Cities tour. As you've probably guessed by now, I got the zero empty gameservers thing. No biggie. I'll just play some CSGO.. for the next couple of days. Finally, mvm is back up and all I wanna do is get through my tour. I don't give a shit what terrible killstreak kit valve decides to throw me as a pittance. I just wanna smash robots and get items worth less than what I paid for them. First mission is in Mannhattan and it goes alright. Somebody else took heavy and I had to engi but hey, can't have your way everytime. Then it goes into nightmare mood. I join a server and am greeted by our engie and scout arguing over mic. [B]Engie:[/B] Hey DrInsano (scout's name), do you wanna get kicked now or later? [B]Scout:[/B] What? [B]Engie:[/B] If you miss more than twenty-five dollars I'm leaving. [B]Scout[/B] Kay. First wave goes okay I guess. Our scout misses $15 and.. [B]Scout:[/B] Told you I wouldn't miss twenty-five. [B]Engie has left the game (Disconnect by user)[/B] Alright, just an engie. No- [B]Solly has left the game (Disconnect by user)[/B] [B]Demo has left the game (Disconnect by user)[/B] Crap. Okay. Surely with mvm being down for so long this server will fill right back up, right? [I]5 minutes later[/I] Right? [I]10 minutes later with only one guy joining, as sniper[/I] Right. [I]Nearly 20 agonizing minutes later[/I] Alright, people have joined! We can finally ready up for wave 2! And we do, making it all the way to the last wave. That's when we got stuck playing the last wave 4 times. Apparently three tanks was just too much for this group of randoms to handle. We only win it by me switching to phlog pyro and focusing down all three tanks with only a tiny amount of help from the solly. Next game goes fine, albeit with a few long as hell wait times because people apparently forget what f4 is on a frequent basis. After that, I decide to finish what I've started and play a full tour in one night. Good God. I join the server and, I shit you not, the Engie from the second mission was there. This time he wasn't taking any bullshit. He saw a pyro, kick. A sniper joined. Kick. Got everything together and soldier takes a little too long to ready. Kick him for 'dancing' (conga). We lose the first wave and he ragequits. After all that, we beat it. Mannhattan has been saved, and Hale is bestowing us loot. Except, the item server was down and I didn't get anything. But hey, at least it didn't consume the ticket! :suicide:

I don't get traders sometimes, why does a simple trade offer have to take more than 24 hours just to complete it? It doesn't take more than 5 mins.

[QUOTE=Smacks;47954301]The worlds saddest mvm story[/QUOTE] I like how some people take MvM ridiculously seriously and yet they still pub it. [sp]Probably because no one wants to actually play with them :([/sp]

[QUOTE=Whyt546;47954786]I like how some people take MvM ridiculously seriously and yet they still pub it. [sp]Probably because no one wants to actually play with them :([/sp][/QUOTE] Or they don't have enough friends that play MvM to have a full party.

[QUOTE=Makzu;47953962]Speaking of spy talk: I hate when there is literally 3 sentries in a good spot so a demo can kill them all. But instead the entire team goes spy and tries to sap them.[/QUOTE] Especially in Dustbowl where RED engineers use all the time the same sentry spots that seem to always work. They once put three sentries together at the B point of the second map and my whole team went Spy just to get dominated by at least 2 enemies each one. I somehow managed to destroy them as a demo before the round ended, though.

A sniper/scout pushing a Heavy out of the way and taking the teleporter to the front lines. WE COULD HAVE SAVED/CAPTURED THAT CONTROL POINT IF YOU LET THE DAMN HEAVY TAKE THE TELEPORT

Ok, I'm fucking sick of valve's pure bullshit. Every non-valve server is fucking shit with ads, watermarks and bots everywhere. But if I play on a valve server I get fucking critted by invisible soldiers and shit. Can't we do something about valve's bullshit? Like a petition or a formal email or something? [editline]15th June 2015[/editline] They're not even accomplishing anything by turning it on, Lmaobox and other such things still work, pure or no pure.

Lmaobox hackers. I mean, I know they've been around for a long time and it does get them vac banned pretty quick, but damn. This past month I've encountered them a few dozen times. Is it just me or are there loads more of them now than there used to be? I just want to enjoy this community without having to deal with all these hacking fuckwits in every other server I happen to join. Is there no permanent solution (since they'll just make a new account and do it again) to this problem?

Better servers.

[QUOTE=IntenseBarney;47966770]Ok, I'm fucking sick of valve's pure bullshit. Every non-valve server is fucking shit with ads, watermarks and bots everywhere. But if I play on a valve server I get fucking critted by invisible soldiers and shit. Can't we do something about valve's bullshit? Like a petition or a formal email or something? [editline]15th June 2015[/editline] They're not even accomplishing anything by turning it on, Lmaobox and other such things still work, pure or no pure.[/QUOTE] pure is pointless, it really only stops crappy ineffective material-based wallhacks, but everyone uses lmaobox instead anyway. I just don't get it. [editline]15th June 2015[/editline] For the record, you can remove the sniper scope and make louder footsteps even with sv_pure on, so it's not stopping those either

[QUOTE=Ticon;47974795]Lmaobox hackers. I mean, I know they've been around for a long time and it does get them vac banned pretty quick, but damn. This past month I've encountered them a few dozen times. Is it just me or are there loads more of them now than there used to be? I just want to enjoy this community without having to deal with all these hacking fuckwits in every other server I happen to join. Is there no permanent solution (since they'll just make a new account and do it again) to this problem?[/QUOTE] I get an average of 2-3 free lmaoboxers a day, they get autobanned when they start spamming the get good get lmaobox

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;47977993]I get an average of 2-3 free lmaoboxers a day, they get autobanned when they start spamming the get good get lmaobox[/QUOTE] Can you give me your servers IPs? And no, I don't give a flying fuck about ping

[QUOTE=EliaMoroes;47978191]Can you give me your servers IPs? And no, I don't give a flying fuck about ping[/QUOTE] [url]http://tf.stylee32.net/bans/index.php?p=server[/url] This is if orange_x3 is your thing, and your ping is fine as the servers are in France

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;47978207][url]http://tf.stylee32.net/bans/index.php?p=server[/url] This is if [B]orange_x3[/B] is your thing, and your ping is fine as the servers are in France[/QUOTE] Shame