Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition - Games

[IMG]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/514882136056520575/D4DD40134C3CD4032A9885BC0BA4337CA302AFF1/[/IMG] It's been like 6 months The "NEW!" tag is still on them. I just want to test the QL, dammit.

I can never detonator jump high enough to do things.

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[QUOTE=IntenseBarney;47966770]Ok, I'm fucking sick of valve's pure bullshit. Every non-valve server is fucking shit with ads, watermarks and bots everywhere. But if I play on a valve server I get fucking critted by invisible soldiers and shit. Can't we do something about valve's bullshit? Like a petition or a formal email or something? [editline]15th June 2015[/editline] They're not even accomplishing anything by turning it on, Lmaobox and other such things still work, pure or no pure.[/QUOTE] Find better servers? I play on a combination of critsandvich and no heroes, good communities with no ads/bots.

i always wonder how do you people manage tpo get on the shitty servers.

Quickplay.

[QUOTE=TheEyes;47982265]Another half-assed update from Valve.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/imJ4o3A.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PnRw76x.png[/IMG] [editline]16th June 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Whyt546;47982389]Find better servers? I play on a combination of critsandvich and no heroes, good communities with no ads/bots.[/QUOTE] At least valve servers have a full rotation. Most community servers tend to play the same 5 maps over and over. I await the "but why would you want to play bad maps anyway" argument

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VURZP7H.png[/IMG] WHY

[QUOTE=Snowshoe;47986326][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/imJ4o3A.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PnRw76x.png[/IMG] [editline]16th June 2015[/editline] At least valve servers have a full rotation. Most community servers tend to play the same 5 maps over and over. I await the "but why would you want to play bad maps anyway" argument[/QUOTE] Critsandvich does all stock maps besides hydro and doomsday whereas valve servers only do 1 game mode

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;47977993]I get an average of 2-3 free lmaoboxers a day, they get autobanned when they start spamming the get good get lmaobox[/QUOTE] "GET GOOD, GET LMAOBOX!" I laughed so hard the times that someone with lmaobox spammed that and got banned. Thankfully I haven't come across any lmaobox hackers in some time, despite the fact that lmaobox's premium version got cracked.

Oh my goodness, if you're still hooked on lmaobox, you're going to LOVE ponybox. Don't ask.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LjbZGU6.png[/IMG] I love it.

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47986634][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VURZP7H.png[/IMG] WHY[/QUOTE] Seems like it's a trend for new players to build stuff at last. And here's me, that dude who in his first round as an engie pushed all the way to the mid point of Granary at the very start, built sentry in the most obvious and insecure place possible and then got top score he wasn't able to break for the next 5 years. Go figure :v:

engie is very shitty on 5cp, i find myself building at last or second all the time. If we captured the other team's second then I move up.

[QUOTE=Snowshoe;47986326][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/imJ4o3A.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PnRw76x.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE] Just because somethings in beta doesn't shield it from critism. I mean, just how long as asteroid been in beta now?

[QUOTE=Oizen;47987451]Just because somethings in beta doesn't shield it from critism. I mean, just how long as asteroid been in beta now?[/QUOTE] who said it was shielded from criticism? the point is, it's not finished.

Worked fine on my old server. I upgrade it? Segfaults. I don't care how much beta something is, having it break when the hardware changes is not justifiable.

It's broken for me too, but what do you expect when it's not done.

[QUOTE=Snowshoe;47986326][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/imJ4o3A.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PnRw76x.png[/IMG] [editline]16th June 2015[/editline][/QUOTE] Beta has pretty much become an excuse for not shipping a fully complete product [t]http://assets.amuniversal.com/ab17dfa09f8f012f2fe600163e41dd5b[/t]

[QUOTE=Stiffy360;47989232]Beta has pretty much become an excuse for not shipping a fully complete product [t]http://assets.amuniversal.com/ab17dfa09f8f012f2fe600163e41dd5b[/t][/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/6ABfjLy.jpg[/t] this comic is very relevant, too

[QUOTE=Whyt546;47982389]Find better servers? I play on a combination of critsandvich and no heroes, good communities with no ads/bots.[/QUOTE] For those of use that play TF2 at weird hours most community servers are dead except skial quick respawn servers and nightteam servers. It's literally either play on a shitty server or play on a server that works well but is full of thai children because they flock to NA servers for some goddamn reason.

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47987157][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LjbZGU6.png[/IMG] I love it.[/QUOTE] Apparently there's juicy drama surrounding that site. [URL="https://www.facebook.com/TPBFraudAlert"]https://www.facebook.com/TPBFraudAlert[/URL] Who knew a horse website could get that serious?

[QUOTE=Brobattington;47987137]Oh my goodness, if you're still hooked on lmaobox, you're going to LOVE ponybox. Don't ask.[/QUOTE] "Get good get ponies" ?

[QUOTE=Stiffy360;47989232]Beta has pretty much become an excuse for not shipping a fully complete product [t]http://assets.amuniversal.com/ab17dfa09f8f012f2fe600163e41dd5b[/t][/QUOTE] and when Valve doesn't release what they're working on everyone complains about how they don't communicate with the community or how they're doing nothing. Your point?

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;47993121]"Get good get ponies" ?[/QUOTE] Literally +100% chance of getting insta-kicked.

[QUOTE=Snowshoe;47994904]and when Valve doesn't release what they're working on everyone complains about how they don't communicate with the community or how they're doing nothing. Your point?[/QUOTE] The thing with Valve is they don't say ANYTHING. Nobody had any idea that the maps workshop was coming, it was just all of a sudden there. In beta. And buggy. Valve could go, "Hey we're working on the maps workshop but it will be a bit before it's ready." and people would be content. Like with the taunts workshop thing.

[QUOTE=Stiffy360;47996293]The thing with Valve is they don't say ANYTHING. Nobody had any idea that the maps workshop was coming, it was just all of a sudden there. In beta. And buggy. Valve could go, "Hey we're working on the maps workshop but it will be a bit before it's ready." and people would be content. Like with the taunts workshop thing.[/QUOTE] I think most people would be happy enough with a "WE'RE NOT DEAD YET GUYS" message every now and then.

Servers at either kick you or won't let you play (I'M LOOKING AT YOU DEGREE GAMING) because you have HTLM MOTDs off.

When the team I'm on looses the round because 90% of the team is mucking about at some part of the map that no one on the opposing team has trekked on the entire match

I really hate Valve. Don't get me wrong, I fucking love TF2 but Valve as a video game company is shit to me now.