Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition

[OfficerLamarr]

I love it when admins resize heavys so they are no no longer visible, then switch the entire enemy team to medic all while no-clipping around in god mode.

And if you try to complain the regulars say it's just a little fun and I should stop being such a try-hard. I have to agree, it is fun being killed over and over again by a enemy you can't see!

[Anderan]

Never really realized how reliant on splash damage I was until I equipped the direct hit and couldn't hit people literally 3 feet away.

[Clener74]

[QUOTE=Anderan;48016253]Never really realized how reliant on splash damage I was until I equipped the direct hit and couldn't hit people literally 3 feet away.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Most if not all of the other rocket launchers (I'm looking at you, Beggar's) get you really used to shooting anywhere near your enemy without actually hitting him. It's sorta sad to see that some soldiers intentionally use splash damage instead of getting a clean hit.

It's a rather nice weapon, though.

[Oizen]

But the Direct hit is the only salvation towards the Gunslinger menace.

[Ona]

[QUOTE=Oizen;48017925]But the Direct hit is the only salvation towards the Gunslinger menace.[/QUOTE]

The easiest way to destroy gunslingers is with sniper.

[KOS-MOS]

[QUOTE=Zadrave;48014521]I really hate Valve. Don't get me wrong, I fucking love TF2 but Valve as a video game company is shit to me now.[/QUOTE]

Valve seems to get worse every year.

[Metaru]

they're more focused on R&D aparently, wich means the software development gets way behind and its relied almost entirely to the community.

[Clener74]

[QUOTE=Ona;48018208]The easiest way to destroy gunslingers is with sniper.[/QUOTE]

This. Also, any decent Soldier can take on any of them with any rocket launcher other than the direct hit and air strike.

[_Pai]

[QUOTE=Clener74;48016846]Yeah. Most if not all of the other rocket launchers (I'm looking at you, Beggar's) get you really used to shooting anywhere near your enemy without actually hitting him. It's sorta sad to see that some soldiers intentionally use splash damage instead of getting a clean hit.

It's a rather nice weapon, though.[/QUOTE]

Splash damage is a legitimate strategy and a feature, not a crutch. While generally you should get direct hits, it is better to go for splash damage when the enemy is rapidly strafing (such as a scout going adadad) such that you wouldn't hit him if you tried to hit him directly and so you have to shoot as his feet. As well as shooting at the feet of ubers to knock them up or at a sentry or enemy around a corner.

The lack of splash damage on the direct hit is more severe of a penalty than commonly thought.

[Crash155]

domination through assists

ie dominated by a guy who actually killed you once

[Cornish]

[QUOTE=Crash155;48028680]domination through assists

ie dominated by a guy who actually killed you once[/QUOTE]

the best is being dominated by a medic on the server and nobody else, because he just happened to be pocketing random people and running away

[Johnny Joe]

Being dominated by someone who then for the rest of the game will refuse to show his face and will instead remain cloistered up in his fort behind seven sentries.

[Mr. Jelly]

[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;48029178]Being dominated by someone who then for the rest of the game will refuse to show his face and will instead remain cloistered up in his fort behind seven sentries.[/QUOTE]

aka any sniper

[godzirra]

[QUOTE=Clener74;48019810]This. Also, any decent Soldier can take on any of them with any rocket launcher other than the direct hit and air strike.[/QUOTE]

then you'll be killed by a stray gibus scout or newbie heavy. gg

what makes the gunslinger annoying is the fact you lose a good chunk of health which makes you much more vulnerable to enemies.

[GEquals]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RuMtOQ9.png[/IMG]
ya see what i did there

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[vnc]

no I don't understand the clever pun :(

[GEquals]

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;48029463]no I don't understand the clever pun :([/QUOTE]

TF2(T,F,to)damn high

[Botspan]

I still don't get it. It's too clever for me to see, and that annoys me.

[poptart TF2]

[QUOTE=G=4//\/\3!2;48029403][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RuMtOQ9.png[/IMG]
ya see what i did there[/QUOTE]

Or are there too many mercenaries with the ponies?

[XNiggerHunter88X]

[QUOTE=Cornish;48028801]the best is being dominated by a medic on the server and nobody else, because he just happened to be pocketing random people and running away[/QUOTE]

Actually Medic should be the only class that gets doms through assists since you're not expected to get many kills.

[Plaffy46]

[QUOTE=Crash155;48028680]domination through assists

ie dominated by a guy who actually killed you once[/QUOTE]

I once saw a f2p scout get 2 dominations by standing still near his spawn and sniping people with his scatter for a constant 3 damage and get loads of assists.

[ApertureXS200]

[IMG]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/mini_sentry_gun_large.png[/IMG]

THIS.

FUCK THIS FUCKING THING.

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=ApertureXS200;48032008][IMG]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/mini_sentry_gun_large.png[/IMG]

THIS.

FUCK THIS FUCKING THING.[/QUOTE]

Try shooting it. That should work. It even breaks from three hits from the bat.

[Plaffy46]

[QUOTE=ApertureXS200;48032008][IMG]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/mini_sentry_gun_large.png[/IMG]

THIS.

FUCK THIS FUCKING THING.[/QUOTE]

Use [t]instead of [img] because right now, it's everything but "mini".

[ApertureXS200]

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48032023]Try shooting it. That should work. It even breaks from three hits from the bat.[/QUOTE]

Is it a joke XD cause in TF2 you will never be full health,everyfuckingtime i fall on a gunslinger and everytime i die because of him defending him + his sentry,double firepower !

AND i mostly play soldier and demoman !
If only valve could just remove the knockback of the mini sentry ._.

[Halflight]

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48032023]Try shooting it. That should work. It even breaks from three hits from the bat.[/QUOTE]

Because a scout can totally reach it without dying (on normal circumstances)

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=EliaMoroes;48032077]Because a scout can totally reach it without dying (on normal circumstances)[/QUOTE]

Never did I say a scout. But if a minisentry is in such a place where a scout at full health can't go without flanking or simply going around it, calling for some help should suffice. Even on valve servers someone will almost always go around to break it if you just bother saying "minisentry at x".

[editline]23rd June 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=ApertureXS200;48032037]Is it a joke XD cause in TF2 you will never be full health,everyfuckingtime i fall on a gunslinger and everytime i die because of him defending him + his sentry,double firepower !

AND i mostly play soldier and demoman !
If only valve could just remove the knockback of the mini sentry ._.[/QUOTE]

You, try using splash damage because you have fucking explosives, for fuck's sake.

[editline]23rd June 2015[/editline]

They can't be repaired either, so you have a severe case of git gud.

[katt]

[QUOTE=ApertureXS200;48032008][IMG]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/mini_sentry_gun_large.png[/IMG]

THIS.

FUCK THIS FUCKING THING.[/QUOTE]
Sentry Down! Buidling a sentry! Sentry Down! Buidling a sentry! Sentry Down! Buidling a sentry!
and so on, all the time.

[NeoDement]

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48032163]Never did I say a scout. But if a minisentry is in such a place where a scout at full health can't go without flanking or simply going around it, calling for some help should suffice. Even on valve servers someone will almost always go around to break it if you just bother saying "minisentry at x".[/QUOTE]in the time it takes to type "minisentry at x" he could already have built another one

[Fuyukai]

The mini itself isn't the problem.

It's the spammery.