Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: bind m1 say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" edition
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The Black Box needs to get a nerf that makes it so that only direct hits get the user +15 health instead of having it be like "aim at the ground and win the game".
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48032023]Try shooting it. That should work. It even breaks from three hits from the bat.[/QUOTE]
yeah, and guess what happens? He gets a new one up and running right after you destroy it
[QUOTE=MrBond;47788124]So I made [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry16m-BbHDQ]a video tutorial on how to apply fully colored decals to Objectors and Flairs[/url], it's been out a few years but just recently I've been getting friend requests from people that saw my video and are asking for help, alright that's fine, no problem.
Today, another friend request, asking for help. I try my best to help him but he seems a little confused, not so good with computers I'm guessing. Well, it took 20 minutes, but he finally said he got it working thanks to my help. I'm a curious fellow, so I went to tf2b.com, looked up his profile and...
[url=http://puu.sh/hXSbY.png]semi-nsfw[/url]
Why do people do this? Do they not realize that it's just going to get removed after a certain number of reports? And after all that effort of getting him to know about directories... worst part is he has another empty objector and decal tool, I'm scared help pls.
In short, people who put porn on their decal-items.[/QUOTE]
following up on this, just managed to help yet another person, he has a generic furry avatar and profile, this is our chat afterwards:
[quote]16:46 - ♥Miramu♥: :L
16:46 - ♥Miramu♥: I am about to go color a few more
16:46 - MrBalrog: Haha alright, have fun with that
16:46 - ♥Miramu♥: Is there any way you can look at my decals?
16:46 - ♥Miramu♥: I am really proud of them :3
16:46 - MrBalrog: I could yeah
16:47 - MrBalrog: But your backpack is private, so I can't view them online
16:46 - ♥Miramu♥: Oh
16:46 - ♥Miramu♥: How do I change that
16:47 - MrBalrog: Think you gotta go to your Steam's profile page, click Edit Profile, and on the right there should be "My Privacy Settings"
16:47 - ♥Miramu♥: Ah
16:47 - ♥Miramu♥: 1 sec
16:48 - ♥Miramu♥: There
16:48 - ♥Miramu♥: :3
16:48 - MrBalrog: Alright sweet it works now
16:49 - MrBalrog: Actually, TF2B is just showing me broken images
16:49 - MrBalrog: [url]http://puu.sh/izSfb.png[/url]
16:49 - ♥Miramu♥: :L
16:49 - ♥Miramu♥: They all work for people
16:49 - ♥Miramu♥: To see
16:49 - ♥Miramu♥: :3
16:49 - MrBalrog: Yeah probably in-game
16:49 - MrBalrog: God damn it tf2b
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..to say I only saw broken images was a lie, i did not call him out on the horrors this man made me witness
he had 10 decal items, here's one of them:
[t]http://puu.sh/izSYs.png[/t]
*shudder*
just how can you be so proud of something like that?
[QUOTE=MrBond;48033914]following up on this, just managed to help yet another person, he has a generic furry avatar and profile, this is our chat afterwards:
..to say I only saw broken images was a lie, i did not call him out on the horrors this man made me witness
he had 10 decal items, here's one of them:
-hhnn-
*shudder*
just how can you be so proud of something like that?[/QUOTE]
Why does valve not remove these decals? Valve removed some of mine for some reason (and they weren't even NSFW).
Black Box is an interesting case. In pubs it's considered OP but in competitive it's not run very often
In pubs with the lack of coordination and teamwork you're going to have a lot of players spread out across the map or just doing their own thing wherever. Anyway it's FAR easier to have a Black Box Soldier succeed in a pub because he can easily take down a lone target (and get back 30~45 health for doing so), hit clustered groups (mmm, goldrush hallways!) and actually benefit from idiots bumrushing him
In competitive you're never really going to run it because a lot of the time it's about getting those $sweet directs$, for example you're at mid and you jump to bomb a Medic - you're already one rocket down, well now you have to get the next two rockets DIRECTLY on the Medic to kill him because chances are the rest of your team can't get a clear shot on him atm. Then when you land you're gonna be damaged from the initial jump and have no rockets on enemy territory. Since you're so reliant on health packs, the measly 15 health in exchange for a whole rocket isn't worth it most of the time. The only real time I can see it benefiting is if you're in a 1v1 with another Soldier, if all 3 of your rockets hit you'll have enough health to survive another rocket from him and hopefully that would have killed him already
I really like BB. I think that the on hit benefit just seems a lot better than it is because pubs are... really really easy to get hits on, especially as an explosive class. Seriously, I doubt anyone could join a pub and not be able to get a single hit on anything at all
[QUOTE=Lolkork;48035571]The decal tool was a bad idea.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=usaokay;48035614]It just depends on the people (sometimes idiots) that uses the tool tbh[/QUOTE]
It all depends on the person. For example, I use it to make bad puns:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/1Mxdr8x.png[/img]
[QUOTE=usaokay;48035614]It just depends on the people (sometimes idiots) that uses the tool tbh[/QUOTE]
It really does, I detest NSFW uses of the decal tool and I have enough respect for others not to do this with my growing Flair collection I started recently. Not everybody is indecent.
fnaf fans are way worse then either bronies or furries imo
[QUOTE=_Pai;48036228]fnaf fans are way worse then either bronies or furries imo[/QUOTE]
I find that the people who bitch about fandoms or groups are way more annoying than the actual fandom or group they complain about. Oh boohoo you have to occasionally see something you don't like your life is so terrible
[QUOTE=_Pai;48036228]fnaf fans are way worse then either bronies or furries imo[/QUOTE]
The worst thing is Nazi Medic trying to bash you with his swastika Conscientious Objector.
Bonus points when he called one of his weapons "Blitzkrieg".
I would rather watch some furry porn on a Conscientious Objector than this shit.
Nah, it's all the same horribleness.
[QUOTE=Notsofriendly;48036323]I believe he's referring to the fans who go out of their way to shove what they like deep down everyone's throats.
It's okay to enjoy something, they just need to stop throwing it in the faces of people who aren't interested.[/QUOTE]
those people might be annoying, but you can always leave the server
Or you can just mute those people and stay in the server.
me being the sort of player who gets hit twice for 75+75 damage by stock melee
while my eyelander does 55+60 against that bushwhacka sniper
get outta here spread. leave and never come back.
[QUOTE=Hell-met;48037157]me being the sort of player who gets hit twice for 75+75 damage by stock melee
while my eyelander does 55+60 against that bushwhacka sniper
get outta here spread. leave and never come back.[/QUOTE]
I though stock melee weapons (except scout and spy) always did 65
that's with nospread
[QUOTE=Notsofriendly;48036323]I believe he's referring to the fans who go out of their way to shove what they like deep down everyone's throats.
It's okay to enjoy something, they just need to stop throwing it in the faces of people who aren't interested.[/QUOTE]
And is he not doing the same thing to us with his random hate?
[QUOTE=Trech;48036510]The worst thing is Nazi Medic trying to bash you with his swastika Conscientious Objector.
Bonus points when he called one of his weapons "Blitzkrieg".
I would rather watch some furry porn on a Conscientious Objector than this shit.[/QUOTE]
Why do germans hate themselves?
I don't hate germans nor the medic. I just hate ppl who thing its funny to slap a swastika on everything and call it it "Des Führers pride".
And trust me, I'm usually not that serious. But the grade between somehow acceptable and dumb is very small.
[QUOTE=Hell-met;48037157]me being the sort of player who gets hit twice for 75+75 damage by stock melee
while my eyelander does 55+60 against that bushwhacka sniper
get outta here spread. leave and never come back.[/QUOTE]
I'm the sort of player who "hits" another player for no damage and then gets critted on their first strike.
[QUOTE=Notsofriendly;48043276]Heck, you and I probably hate the same thing: the fact that there are people who think Medic [I]is[/I] a Nazi.
Valve made it quite clear that this isn't the case, so what sort of support do these people have?[/QUOTE]
Come on he's obviously nazi. Look at him when he's raising his hand for a high five. Also his class symbol is a CROSS. And on top of that, you may not have noticed but he's GERMAN!
Heavies that can drain your health from a mile away with their minigun but they aren't hacking because MAD CUZ BAD
[QUOTE=Brobattington;48044721]Heavies that can drain your health from a mile away with their minigun but they aren't hacking because MAD CUZ BAD[/QUOTE]
Well, why didn't you take cover?
[QUOTE=Gentleman Cat;48045170]Well, why didn't you take cover?[/QUOTE]
Because rocket jumping, sniping, or otherwise not noticing that fat Russian man on the other side of the area before your health suddenly vanishes despite him shooting from a distance that damage dropoff should reduce the damage to a tickle.
[QUOTE=Notsofriendly;48043276]Heck, you and I probably hate the same thing: the fact that there are people who think Medic [I]is[/I] a Nazi.
Valve made it quite clear that this isn't the case, so what sort of support do these people have?[/QUOTE]
its almost like medic is in the united states in the 60s/ 70s
not supporting nazis in ww2
alongside a nazi hater
He's just a freelance mad doctor from Germany who happened to find a perfect job for his interests
I never really saw the point of griefing. I was on a Nucleus (KOTH) server and near the end of the first round, there was Heavy doing the old fashioned "High Five an enemy player into your base" to a couple of other players on the other team (Specifically Heavy + Medic). So in the next round, I went down to the spot where they were doing the glitch (the spawn entrance when you go up the stairs) and camped as Spy with C&D. When the enemy team members would high five to get into our spawn, I would backstab them.
After a couple of backstabs, the player on our team started a vote to kick me for "cheating". The vote passed and I got kicked.
People are so strange...
[QUOTE=Cornish;48046463]its almost like medic is in the united states in the 60s/ 70s
not supporting nazis in ww2
alongside a nazi hater[/QUOTE]
The Oscar-nominated 2008 film The Reader does take place in the 60s which focuses on how the contemporary German youth generation comes to terms with the actions of the previous generation.
Demoknights are a blight upon this game
It's the sole reason I never use the quickfix on demomen. I can't heal them for more than 0.5 seconds without them instantly getting a boner and charging (with me) into 3 soldiers, killing me in the process
[URL="http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198164982906"]Hackers.[/URL] [URL="http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/619591538952301061/C06A742657CE4BBF2A847189AC69C1E7FD1764F1/"]I hate them so god damn much.[/URL]
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