The real plot twist of Episode 3 is that the G-Man has a crush on Gordon and that the entirety of the Half-Life series plot is basically him trying to impress Gordon because he's too socially awkward to show direct signals. I mean come on, look at his tidy suit and how edgy and mysterious he's trying to act.
ALSO MARPHY NO
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Is he a yandere then for threatening Gordon in HL's ending?
Ackchyually "this is where I get off" is a quote from the ending of hl2, so it's really one of the only few things in this "game" which are faithful to the canon
https://youtu.be/rHHbv00nR28?t=72
I don't think just repeating lines he already said is particularly faithful to canon, I don't normally hear him repeat himself
I'm kinda tempted to redo most of the gun sounds for HDTF. No disrespect towards the original sound designer, but some of them aren't exactly great.
It’s also at the end of HL1 after he offers Freeman the “job.”
Don't give SFM porn animators ideas!
Mitchell I can explain
"You have my permission to fuck my face."
Hunt Down the Freeman SFM or live action porno when??
You know a joke is bad when you can clearly see its bullshit.
At his point Frank's just bathing in a sea of piss he made.
Some of them border on "pew pew." Particularly that Silenced Mp5 sounding like a plastic spoon hitting another equally lame, and plastic, spoon.
Gee, I sure hope there isn't a clean pirated link for Hunt Down the Freeman! It'd be terrible if I was able to dig into this shitshow without paying a dime. Man, wouldn't that be horrible if somebody had a download link somewhere?
God it was a pain in the arse to find this thread.
Got this through family sharing now, might do a drunkstream in the near future.
Don't do it, Doom, you have so much alcohol to drink in your future!
I'm late but... Child Mitchell with dummied out genitalia in the texture. Who's not to say Sergeant Mitchell was a former child pornstar and was originally born as Michelle?
Of the thousands of people that gave the game tags, only 19 people called it an action game.
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now who would it be 🤔
If Hideo Kojima saw this game, he would be furious.
Marphy Black, do you believe would Hideo Kojima would be disappointed he saw such an insulting, broken mess that is Hunt Down the Freeman?
Kojima would never look at HDTF, because HDTF isn't even a movie.
It would probably be better as an SFM movie instead.
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