Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

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[QUOTE=bull_power;45319515][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gFb9CFT.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] "Which TF2 class would you bang?" Are you serious?

[QUOTE=bull_power;45319515][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gFb9CFT.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] The racist barn name is due to a way a My Little Pony song was misheard, FYI.

[QUOTE=Kierany9;45319670]"Which TF2 class would you bang?" Are you serious?[/QUOTE] pyro i've always wanted to fuck a monkeynaut in an asbestos suit

[QUOTE=xNickston;45315402][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/89804823/2014-07-05_23-21-35.jpg[/t] Is this a secret new MvM mission that builds on top of Two Cities?[/QUOTE] Should've asked him what happened to Frodo.

Not a quote but Flamethrower muzzles sticking from behind corners, twitching slightly. Almost makes you feel bad killing them, it's like telling a kid that he's not invisible when he covers his eyes.

[QUOTE=Drury;45326403]Not a quote but Flamethrower muzzles sticking from behind corners, twitching slightly. Almost makes you feel bad killing them, it's like telling a kid that he's not invisible when he covers his eyes.[/QUOTE] Its honestly surprising to me when there isn't a red default pyro on the right side of Barnblitz first spawn [t]http://puu.sh/a25CA/b492ced7b8.jpg[/t]

-snip, wrong thread-

[QUOTE=Kierany9;45319670]"Which TF2 class would you bang?" Are you serious?[/QUOTE] Well, maybe it was a thread directed to ladies. It's canon that all the gurls would bang Spy and Sniper.

[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;45327390]Well, maybe it was a thread directed to ladies. It's canon that all the gurls would bang Spy and Sniper.[/QUOTE] You're telling me you wouldn't bang this guy right here? He's got a bucket of chicken. [t]http://i.imgur.com/V3T2SIt.png[/t]

[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;45327390]Well, maybe it was a thread directed to ladies. It's canon that all the gurls would bang Spy and Sniper.[/QUOTE] This isn't the time, nor the place but I feel medic has a spot up there, personally.

[QUOTE=LightFlock;45327470]This isn't the time, nor the place but I feel medic has a spot up there, personally.[/QUOTE] No! Wait...don't say th---! Too late. You've doomed us. Do you hear them? Their steps, their voices? It's the Medic Fandom. [I]They're coming.[/I]

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[QUOTE=Blazyd;45329452][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/g5IAmbo.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] He's not a killing Machine he's just misunderstood.

[QUOTE=bull_power;45319515][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gFb9CFT.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I'm friends with that racistbarn guy should I be ashamed

Random Add: MikEyyy The Monkey#': or Hungarian? Kibble: what MikEyyy The Monkey#': magyar vagy ? Kibble: what MikEyyy The Monkey#': English or Kibble: english Kibble: what is this about MikEyyy The Monkey#': I do not know an acquaintance told to nominate five marks on it not having an affair Seeking MikEyyy The Monkey#' is now Offline.

[QUOTE=kibbleknight;45329928]Random Add: MikEyyy The Monkey#': or Hungarian? Kibble: what MikEyyy The Monkey#': magyar vagy ? Kibble: what MikEyyy The Monkey#': English or Kibble: english Kibble: what is this about MikEyyy The Monkey#': I do not know an acquaintance told to nominate five marks on it not having an affair Seeking MikEyyy The Monkey#' is now Offline.[/QUOTE] His friend wanted him to rate one of your items but he thought he had to add you, and became confused himself, it seems

hey look! more random adds: Kibble: who are you BACON ATTACK!!!: hi BACON ATTACK!!!: i luv your ideas BACON ATTACK!!!: ╔═══╗─────────────────╔═══╗ ║╔═╗║─────────────────║╔═╗║ ║║─║╠╗╔╦══╦═══╦╦═╗╔══╗║╚═╝╠══╦═╦══╦══╦═╗ ║╚═╝║╚╝║╔╗╠══║╠╣╔╗╣╔╗║║╔══╣║═╣╔╣══╣╔╗║╔╗╗ ║╔═╗║║║║╔╗║║══╣║║║║╚╝║║║──║║═╣║╠══║╚╝║║║║ ╚╝─╚╩╩╩╩╝╚╩═══╩╩╝╚╩═╗║╚╝──╚══╩╝╚══╩══╩╝╚╝ ──────────────────╔═╝║ ──────────────────╚══╝ BACON ATTACK!!!: amazing person Kibble: i hate to sound rude and all BACON ATTACK!!!: your an amazing person Kibble: but could you not have simply posted the thumb in the comments section, and not randomly added me? BACON ATTACK!!!: nobody can type anything on someones profile if theyre not your frined Kibble: ah BACON ATTACK!!!: ik your going to say no abot this so why should i ask Kibble: hm BACON ATTACK!!!: about* Kibble: what might that be then BACON ATTACK!!!: if i could get some stuff for free you dont like because i suck at playing tf2 BACON ATTACK!!!: :( BACON ATTACK!!!: please dont delete Kibble: i dont do free stuff BACON ATTACK!!!: ok BACON ATTACK!!!: you have cool stuff BACON ATTACK!!!: buy a life classic BACON ATTACK!!!: hey dude how do you make your own key? Kibble: self-made keys are given to people who get items in game that are distributed in crates BACON ATTACK!!!: conga is the best BACON ATTACK!!!: ohhh BACON ATTACK!!!: idk how to make a shit at all BACON ATTACK!!!: so i really suck BACON ATTACK!!!: thats one reason i wanted stuff for free BACON ATTACK!!!: i bet your backpack is worth 1 billion keys BACON ATTACK!!!: ohh BACON ATTACK!!!: brb BACON ATTACK!!!: back BACON ATTACK!!!: the bready bite? BACON ATTACK!!!: howd you get those BACON ATTACK!!!: and how much is it worth BACON ATTACK!!!: heavys my fav class BACON ATTACK!!!: belive it or not BACON ATTACK!!!: hey dude wanna play db together BACON ATTACK!!! is now Offline.

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[QUOTE=kibbleknight;45330599]hey look! more random adds: Kibble: who are you BACON ATTACK!!!: hi BACON ATTACK!!!: i luv your ideas BACON ATTACK!!!: ╔═══╗─────────────────╔═══╗ ║╔═╗║─────────────────║╔═╗║ ║║─║╠╗╔╦══╦═══╦╦═╗╔══╗║╚═╝╠══╦═╦══╦══╦═╗ ║╚═╝║╚╝║╔╗╠══║╠╣╔╗╣╔╗║║╔══╣║═╣╔╣══╣╔╗║╔╗╗ ║╔═╗║║║║╔╗║║══╣║║║║╚╝║║║──║║═╣║╠══║╚╝║║║║ ╚╝─╚╩╩╩╩╝╚╩═══╩╩╝╚╩═╗║╚╝──╚══╩╝╚══╩══╩╝╚╝ ──────────────────╔═╝║ ──────────────────╚══╝ BACON ATTACK!!!: amazing person Kibble: i hate to sound rude and all BACON ATTACK!!!: your an amazing person Kibble: but could you not have simply posted the thumb in the comments section, and not randomly added me? BACON ATTACK!!!: nobody can type anything on someones profile if theyre not your frined Kibble: ah BACON ATTACK!!!: ik your going to say no abot this so why should i ask Kibble: hm BACON ATTACK!!!: about* Kibble: what might that be then BACON ATTACK!!!: if i could get some stuff for free you dont like because i suck at playing tf2 BACON ATTACK!!!: :( BACON ATTACK!!!: please dont delete Kibble: i dont do free stuff BACON ATTACK!!!: ok BACON ATTACK!!!: you have cool stuff BACON ATTACK!!!: buy a life classic BACON ATTACK!!!: hey dude how do you make your own key? Kibble: self-made keys are given to people who get items in game that are distributed in crates BACON ATTACK!!!: conga is the best BACON ATTACK!!!: ohhh BACON ATTACK!!!: idk how to make a shit at all BACON ATTACK!!!: so i really suck BACON ATTACK!!!: thats one reason i wanted stuff for free BACON ATTACK!!!: i bet your backpack is worth 1 billion keys BACON ATTACK!!!: ohh BACON ATTACK!!!: brb BACON ATTACK!!!: back BACON ATTACK!!!: the bready bite? BACON ATTACK!!!: howd you get those BACON ATTACK!!!: and how much is it worth BACON ATTACK!!!: heavys my fav class BACON ATTACK!!!: belive it or not BACON ATTACK!!!: hey dude wanna play db together BACON ATTACK!!! is now Offline.[/QUOTE] I've gotten some adds from GMOD workshop, too. Don't have any logs of them though.

[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;45327812]No! Wait...don't say th---! Too late. You've doomed us. Do you hear them? Their steps, their voices? It's the Medic Fandom. [I]They're coming.[/I][/QUOTE] Medic is no joke the sexiest merc i dont think you need to be gay to see that

[QUOTE=Wolf532;45331743]Medic is no joke the sexiest merc i dont think you need to be gay to see that[/QUOTE] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1137416433025524001/F47142DE68B9BF91DA83BD32B34EC3D2B2A13A79/268x268.resizedimage[/t]

[QUOTE=kibbleknight;45330599]-large text quote-[/QUOTE] Fun fact: If you don't want steam screwing over your pasted ASCII art or you want a paragraphed rant, Control + enter creates a new line in the chat window. That would have prevented the disjointed ASCII art. -Back to normal professions-

I think that I posted this before, but I think that it's worth mentioning. When I was new to the game I had the game set in Spanish, the 'Jag' is called 'El Manitas' in the Spanish version. 'El Manitas' traduced means "The Handyman". So one day I was trying to trade for a strange Jag on a trade server, I translated the name and typed on the chat: "Looking for a strange handyman". Everyone was speechless, what the hell is that. "Buying Strange Handyman" "Anyone got a strange handyman?" Time later, when I decided to use TF2 on English, I realized that the correct name was "Jag".

Obviously these dashing rogues are the sexiest mercs [IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/bbb7075f8702831ec9214d335f1f7165.png[/IMG]

My biology teacher looks a lot like the sniper. He could be the sexiest merc.

One of my biology teachers looks like the Engineer with the Macho Mann on.

I had some fps problems. Mostly SPUD today. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/v5uLF99.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Zenamez;45332894]Fun fact: If you don't want steam screwing over your pasted ASCII art or you want a paragraphed rant, Control + enter creates a new line in the chat window. That would have prevented the disjointed ASCII art. -Back to normal professions-[/QUOTE] i keep thinking it's shift+enter because it's shift+enter on Facebook comments

[QUOTE=lavacano;45335661]i keep thinking it's shift+enter because it's shift+enter on Facebook comments[/QUOTE] It is shift enter everywhere but steam.