Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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Mostly playing the new maps, Luxembourg Valve servers. I had tons of fun.
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bull_power you've inspired me to repost this
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[QUOTE=lavacano;45335661]i keep thinking it's shift+enter because it's shift+enter on Facebook comments[/QUOTE]
I get both mixed up at times as well so you're not the only one (surprisingly, a lot of people don't realise that you can use control/Shift + enter in Steam or Facebook).
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[QUOTE=Hell-met;45339711]bull_power you've inspired me to repost this
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Pro tip: If you don't like playing with someone that is better than you, leave instead of bitching about it
[QUOTE]I don't care if that is DH, it doesn't do over 125. Ever.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TF2 Wiki ]Maximum ramp-up 140[/QUOTE]
Not over 125
[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45343729]Pro tip: If you don't like playing with someone that is better than you, leave instead of bitching about it[/QUOTE]
Or uninstall your game and leave society since you don't know how to properly compete with others.
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Some people just don't learn, my server actually tells them 'this server doesn't have TP' when they do it.
So far 15 people have took the easy way out
[QUOTE=Hell-met;45339711]bull_power you've inspired me to repost this
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did any of them ever actually spectate you first or did they just call aimbot right away
[QUOTE=Hell-met;45339711]bull_power you've inspired me to repost this
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You have been lying to us! You're not a fish! You're an helmet!
I wonder what Helmet-persons look like. Is the upper body an helmet and the lower body human, or the other way around?
[QUOTE=Hell-met;45339711]bull_power you've inspired me to repost this
[thumb]http://www.sourceop.com/hell-met/TF2/whiners.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE]
Dude did you use to play on the HK Newbies only servers? I swear to god I've played often with you there.
[editline]10th July 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=lavacano;45346032]did any of them ever actually spectate you first or did they just call aimbot right away[/QUOTE]
99,99% certain they just called aimbot right away.
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Fuck a Stranger sounds like a great game.
[QUOTE=Drury;45356147]Fuck a Stranger sounds like a great game.[/QUOTE]
Meet n' Fuck the Medic
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Is that a combination of [url="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Beta_Pocket_Rocket_Launcher"]this[/url] and the Rocket Jumper?
[QUOTE=Pyraax;45357063]Is that a combination of [url="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Beta_Pocket_Rocket_Launcher"]this[/url] and the Rocket Jumper?[/QUOTE]
You know, Pocket Jumper doesn't sound like a bad idea if you use it with a skilled Quick-Fix pocket.
[QUOTE=VintageCat;45357812]You know, Pocket Jumper doesn't sound like a bad idea if you use it with a skilled Quick-Fix pocket.[/QUOTE]
I should name my quickfix that.
-snip apparently it was an old joke-
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[QUOTE=Metal Engie;45359028]So I was looking through my friend activity and found this
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how make old unfunny joke into funny?
I couldn't get a picture.
I was on this Robot Destroy server, and there was a guy with an [o.W.n] tag saying "If you don't like conga I'll vote kick you".
Eventually he calls a vote kick on some guy, but the votekick failed, he kept saying stuff like: "Guys, but he hates conga, vote kick him".
Soon after someone calls a vote kick, this time on the [o.W.n] guy, then he got kicked.
Valve server justice I guess.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45359437]I couldn't get a picture.
I was on this Robot Destroy server, and there was a guy with an [o.W.n] tag saying "If you don't like conga I'll vote kick you".
Eventually he calls a vote kick on some guy, but the votekick failed, he kept saying stuff like: "Guys, but he hates conga, vote kick him".
Soon after someone calls a vote kick, this time on the [o.W.n] guy, then he got kicked.
Valve server justice I guess.[/QUOTE]
I was on Thunder Mountain(Valve server) not long ago where there were 2 squeakers who just wouldn't shut up. After 5 minutes I client muted one and then I wondered if the vote would pass if I votekicked.
It passed. 13 or so in favour, 1 against.
I don't have the exact quotes, but this morning someone told me that:
* Pyro is an Assault class, not support (what's an Assault class?)
* Pyro has got the best DPS in the game.
* The only way to play pyro is by using the Axtinguisher.
* The Powerjack is useless.
He also said that played the game "before I did", for about "2 years" (I started 2 years ago...), but only had 346 hours logged in.
[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;45360990]I don't have the exact quotes, but this morning someone told me that:
* Pyro is an Assault class, not support (what's an Assault class?)
* Pyro has got the best DPS in the game.
* The only way to play pyro is by using the Axtinguisher.
* The Powerjack is useless.
He also said that played the game "before I did", for about "2 years" (I started 2 years ago...), but only had 346 hours logged in.[/QUOTE]
346 isn't that almost a year?
[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;45360990]I don't have the exact quotes, but this morning someone told me that:
* Pyro is an Assault class, not support (what's an Assault class?)
* Pyro has got the best DPS in the game.
* The only way to play pyro is by using the Axtinguisher.
* The Powerjack is useless.
He also said that played the game "before I did", for about "2 years" (I started 2 years ago...), but only had 346 hours logged in.[/QUOTE]
He probably called it an assault class because pyro is under the "offense" section on the class selection screen.
[QUOTE=Nystical;45361267]346 isn't that almost a year?[/QUOTE]
346/24=14.42 so just over two weeks.
