Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"

[Guntherr]

[QUOTE=Bynine;45421585]Why would you use mini sentries on a KOTH server though[/QUOTE]

would it make you feel better if i said i was using the pomson too

[Bynine]

[QUOTE=Guntherr;45421651]would it make you feel better if i said i was using the pomson too[/QUOTE]

If I met you in a server I would tunnel vision you to the ends of the earth and upon every kill brutally laugh at your dessicated corpse

I hope that sums up my feelings nicely

[patches]

[QUOTE=Guntherr;45421520]i joined a valve koth server and this one dude was really obnoxiously complaining about minisentries

so of course i switched classes to engineer and

[IMG]http://puu.sh/afMVx/70080cb419.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/afMX1/0ddb19972a.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/afMYK/e1f4aca474.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/afN0T/721f3d142c.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/afN24/398606da05.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/afN3T/075a5cc2f8.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/afN5S/1ea16e4e30.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

is that wolf532?

[reywilnc]

[QUOTE=Bynine;45421929]If I met you in a server I would tunnel vision you to the ends of the earth and upon every kill brutally laugh at your dessicated corpse

I hope that sums up my feelings nicely[/QUOTE]

How do you laugh brutally?

[Nameisthis]

[QUOTE=reywilnc;45425250]How do you laugh brutally?[/QUOTE]

A really terrible dry laugh?

[Capt. Tin]

[QUOTE=reywilnc;45425250]How do you laugh brutally?[/QUOTE]

[url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/21/Engineer_laughlong01.wav?t=20100709022637[/url]

[KyoukoSakura]

[QUOTE=reywilnc;45425250]How do you laugh brutally?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45425374][url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/21/Engineer_laughlong01.wav?t=20100709022637[/url][/QUOTE]

[url]http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/c/cd/AxeMurderer_Ability_4.ogg[/url]

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=KyoukoSakura;45425447][url]http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/c/cd/AxeMurderer_Ability_4.ogg[/url][/QUOTE]

"AxeMurderer"

...Chaac? I don't recognize the VA

[NyxCrab]

[QUOTE=KyoukoSakura;45425447][url]http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/c/cd/AxeMurderer_Ability_4.ogg[/url][/QUOTE]
[url]http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/60/Shadow_demon_laugh_05.mp3[/url]

[Balblair]

[QUOTE=lavacano;45425463]"AxeMurderer"

...Chaac? I don't recognize the VA[/QUOTE]

It's actually a fairly new skin for him. Where he's a classic horror film axe murderer guy.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/jt3aphm.png[/t]

[TheMooseman]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/aicxY/03ed1f4125.jpg[/IMG]

[Capt. Tin]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6zprkgU.png[/IMG]

Fresh meat on Asteroid

[suttles]

It might not be fresh meat, b and n are right next to eachother on the keyboard and I honestly have made that mistake in the past.

[Mort Stroodle]

[QUOTE=Suttles;45447507]It might not be fresh meat, b and n are right next to eachother on the keyboard and I honestly have made that mistake in the past.[/QUOTE]

Dunno, Squidbear looked pretty squarely in the Fresh Meat department.

[Capt. Tin]

[QUOTE=Suttles;45447507]It might not be fresh meat, b and n are right next to eachother on the keyboard and I honestly have made that mistake in the past.[/QUOTE]

I was referring to SquidBear, but had the rest of chat to show context

[Blazyd]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uNYkLAQ.jpg[/IMG]

[VintageCat]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PwoaGqT.png[/IMG]

[xNickston]

[QUOTE=VintageCat;45454571][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PwoaGqT.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/exDBa1A.png[/t]

[Blazyd]

[QUOTE=Blazyd;45449227][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uNYkLAQ.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I just realized the back scatter is an actual weapon.

thought he was trying to spell backscratcher

[xNickston]

[QUOTE=Blazyd;45458953]I just realized the back scatter is an actual weapon.

thought he was trying to spell backscratcher[/QUOTE]

They should've given it a more original name in my opinion, right now it's literally "a scattergun you shoot somebody in the back with".

Maybe something like "the Spine Splatter" would've fitted it more. I don't know, it's still a stupid name, but I like it more than the back scatter.

[KleinerHl]

-snipiguess-

[zekrom3112]

That's just a typo. Check your keyboard, D is very close to the R.
And there are also voice changer spells.

[Capt. Tin]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vskolFz.png[/IMG]

[gongi]

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45468725][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vskolFz.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Do they sell Mc-Fuckers in Canadian Mc-Donalds or only American ones?

[Dukov Traboski]

[QUOTE=Spydurr117;45468754]Do they sell Mc-Fuckers in Canadian Mc-Donalds or only American ones?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/mcgangbang/[/url] close enough

[Capt. Tin]

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;45468826][url]http://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/mcgangbang/[/url] close enough[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]What’s The Secret?

A McChicken Sandwich inside of a McDouble[/QUOTE]

DON'T TELL ANYONE

IT'S SECRET

[Pyraax]

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45469021]DON'T TELL ANYONE

IT'S SECRET[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090930144719/zelda/images/9/99/Secret_Moblin.png[/IMG]

[KleinerHl]

[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/n6u2KZ.jpg[/IMG]

[Vincentor]

[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/65113316/screenies/freshmeat/11.jpg[/IMG]

[gary spivey]

[QUOTE=Vincentor;45470422][IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/65113316/screenies/freshmeat/11.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] No mistake, he's talking about a Slav and a Romanian, Mr. Declač and Mr. Dăcloac