Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

[QUOTE=bull_power;45514954]Maybe strange sniper with headshots.[/QUOTE] The person said that they can ONLY play sniper

Didn't have space for the best stuff. Will probably post the next one early. [QUOTE]thankful comment[/QUOTE] Thanks for liking it. I like making people smile. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/br8cLZr.png[/IMG]

I was playing TF2 with people from Tumblr last night [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/585784102407666296/3C5465D34C443E0B3D6122052144E64DEDCF7E12/[/t] [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/585784102405989091/5D3B345A5FB0ED086173ABF2469F1501C37E6ED4/[/t] Pretty much exactly what you'd expect.

massive medic orgy? yeah, that sounds like tumblr indeed.

[QUOTE=Metaru;45518124]massive medic orgy? yeah, that sounds like tumblr indeed.[/QUOTE] nah they're just playing on hydro

[IMG]http://puu.sh/atJLV/adcb682856.png[/IMG] I said no. But at the end of the round he seemed to be pretty disappointed and left the server. :v:

[QUOTE=Metaru;45518124]massive medic orgy? yeah, that sounds like tumblr indeed.[/QUOTE] The entire red team was Medic. And nearly every round of Hydro was "ok EVERYBODY be <insert class>" because only like two people even knew how the fuck Hydro was supposed to work

[img]http://puu.sh/atOVo/1be2abc4f7.jpg[/img] [img]http://puu.sh/atOYo/284e7f3d62.jpg[/img] [img]http://puu.sh/atP46/815f9de89a.jpg[/img] [img]http://puu.sh/atP9p/2869fe96c9.jpg[/img]

Sorry in advance for console dump, I was too lazy to go back and screenshot every part of this conversation because it was a bit spaced out and I was too lazy to edit out all the shit. [t]http://puu.sh/atY2d/7da6076e6d.png[/t] [t]http://puu.sh/atZ37/ec7064b2a3.png[/t] I checked later and the guy had a total of 30 hours in TF2. tl;dr bad spy tries to claim I'm not supposed to stay near my sentry nest after I dominate him.

This quote below had me and my friend fucking crying when we saw it. This is was also my loadout at the time. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GTbS0h5.png[/IMG] Also this for a bonus [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pzBMRjz.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=VietRooster2;45520840]This quote below had me and my friend fucking crying when we saw it. This is was also my loadout at the time. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GTbS0h5.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE] This is one of the few things in this thread that made me audibly laugh

These collages are generally unfunny. Why is the sentence "mero is hacking" considered humorous? Why is "stupid haclr" funny? There are some funny ones but there's way too much filler content that's just misspellings.

[img]http://puu.sh/auwzd/e0f44cefd3.png[/img] :v:

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[IMG]http://abload.de/img/unbenanntdoc0p.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/unbenannt330c0p.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/w1t1c4q.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/w2jicic.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/w3zbebs.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/w4beeej.png[/IMG] And this is just [I]weird[/I] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/unbenannt2voce7.png[/IMG]

I got pocketed as sniper last night. I wish he used crits, but uber + smg is also fun

This guy got really salty. Everything in the red part is from one discussion. I dislike this game - let's go and hack in it because I think it is stupid and then complain about my VAC. People on this make me sick. By the way I think these posts are starting to become boring as you said. I will begin posting only 2 or 3 times a week because really no one finds typos or rage that funny. If there is nothing interesting there is no point of wasting time and effort. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IxfAjGI.png[/IMG]

specialnate23 : wow i MASICURD the snipers on that podium i'm 2pac and biggie smalls : masicurd? specialnate23 : shut up ur ruining my moment specialnate23 : if u gain enough hype u can my Also, he stole a lvl 1 teleporter from a heavy...he was scout.

[QUOTE=Prollgurke;45523927][IMG]http://abload.de/img/unbenanntdoc0p.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/unbenannt330c0p.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/w1t1c4q.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/w2jicic.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/w3zbebs.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/w4beeej.png[/IMG] And this is just edgy [IMG]http://abload.de/img/unbenannt2voce7.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] You don't really know how that word works

I had a screenshot of someone saying: player: "What's HTML?" Me: "The internet..." Player: "Isn't that a Windows thing?" but I accidentally deleted it via steam cloud before it uploaded :suicide:

[QUOTE=Zenamez;45526701]I had a screenshot of someone saying: player: "What's HTML?" Me: "The internet..." Player: "Isn't that a Windows thing?" but I accidentally deleted it via steam cloud before it uploaded :suicide:[/QUOTE] well it's not the internet either

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;45526729]well it's not the internet either[/QUOTE] Well, what I was aiming for was - the backbone of the internet (among PHP and SQL and their derivatives - including TCP/UDP, IPs etc) but being on a surf server, didn't have much time to type while on the surf.

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[QUOTE=Punchy;45526286]You don't really know how that word works[/QUOTE] I thought people use it to describe something as obnoxious, embarassing, childish, clumsy and just weird and so on. Looks like I got it wrong then, well I'm not a native speaker. You could have explained it for me though [editline]29th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Zenamez;45526925]Well, what I was aiming for was - the backbone of the internet (among PHP and SQL and their derivatives - including TCP/UDP, IPs etc) but being on a surf server, didn't have much time to type while on the surf.[/QUOTE] You just could have gone for "coding language to create websites"

[QUOTE=Prollgurke;45531417]I thought people use it to describe something as obnoxious, embarassing, childish, clumsy and just weird and so on. Looks like I got it wrong then, well I'm not a native speaker. You could have explained it for me though [/QUOTE] Edgy is just general hard-ass obnoxiousness. Like Shadow the Edgehog or me in pubs.

[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;45532588]Edgy is just general hard-ass obnoxiousness. Like Shadow the Edgehog or me in pubs.[/QUOTE] I always thought it meant "someone who lives in such a way that it becomes dangerous for him/her, physically or mentally". The whole thing about Shadow being edgy would then come from his famous Gamecube title which is nothing like the Sonic universe. But I'm most likely wrong about this.

[URL="http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198131665194"]This guy[/URL] kept taunting after every kill and I did it to him twice. Then this happened. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9gruN5X.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45537287][URL="http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198131665194"]This guy[/URL] kept taunting after every kill and I did it to him twice. Then this happened. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9gruN5X.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Is that a common name? I think I've encountered that name before, but he wasn't a jerk like that.

[QUOTE=Darth_Toast;45538715]Is that a common name? I think I've encountered that name before, but he wasn't a jerk like that.[/QUOTE] At the time, he was in the same game with [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198131646477"]I'm A U.S Army Soldier[/URL] They're both friends and change names as often as me

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45537287][URL="http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198131665194"]This guy[/URL] kept taunting after every kill and I did it to him twice. Then this happened. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9gruN5X.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Its strangely fitting he has only played half an hour of tribes ascend total.