Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/89/Item_icon_Pomson_6000.png/100px-Item_icon_Pomson_6000.png?t=20120630232550[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/36/Item_icon_Short_Circuit.png/100px-Item_icon_Short_Circuit.png?t=20120630232307[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/ca/Item_icon_Gunslinger.png/100px-Item_icon_Gunslinger.png?t=20120701001211[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/6e/Backpack_Schadenfreude.png/90px-Backpack_Schadenfreude.png?t=20140611230524[/IMG] = [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Q7HE8sT.png[/IMG] EDIT: Originally, I was going to use names like "Asshole" or "No fun"

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45594249][IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/89/Item_icon_Pomson_6000.png/100px-Item_icon_Pomson_6000.png?t=20120630232550[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/36/Item_icon_Short_Circuit.png/100px-Item_icon_Short_Circuit.png?t=20120630232307[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/ca/Item_icon_Gunslinger.png/100px-Item_icon_Gunslinger.png?t=20120701001211[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/6e/Backpack_Schadenfreude.png/90px-Backpack_Schadenfreude.png?t=20140611230524[/IMG] = [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Q7HE8sT.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] you sure trolled him epicly hard by being a giant cunt you got him good lmao

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45594249][IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/89/Item_icon_Pomson_6000.png/100px-Item_icon_Pomson_6000.png?t=20120630232550[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/36/Item_icon_Short_Circuit.png/100px-Item_icon_Short_Circuit.png?t=20120630232307[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/ca/Item_icon_Gunslinger.png/100px-Item_icon_Gunslinger.png?t=20120701001211[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/6e/Backpack_Schadenfreude.png/90px-Backpack_Schadenfreude.png?t=20140611230524[/IMG] = [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Q7HE8sT.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] If you would direct yourself to my latest video... [video=youtube;TfPbitBlyew]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfPbitBlyew[/video]

[QUOTE=Punchy;45594850]you sure trolled him epicly hard by being a giant cunt you got him good lmao[/QUOTE] so everything else in this thread is fair game except for the mini hugboxers? anyone who can't stop themselves from shitting over text chat deserves whatever's coming to them but you're probably the kind of guy who has steam come out of his ears when he gets taunted

[QUOTE=Barbecutie;45596390]so everything else in this thread is fair game except for the mini hugboxers anyone who can't stop themselves from shitting over text chat deserves whatever's coming to them but you're probably the kind of guy who has steam come out of his ears when you get taunted[/QUOTE] If you're obviously fishing for people who get pissed off by taunting, you're no better than the people who you're pissing off.

[QUOTE=Darth_Toast;45595352]If you would direct yourself to my latest video... [video=youtube;TfPbitBlyew]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfPbitBlyew[/video][/QUOTE] It's not worth it unless I delete a strange gunslinger

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;45596406]If you're obviously fishing for people who get pissed off by taunting, you're no better than the people who you're pissing off.[/QUOTE] only when they start it :] i play nice they need to learn to chill anyway, it's tough love baby

[QUOTE=Barbecutie;45596390]so everything else in this thread is fair game except for the mini hugboxers? anyone who can't stop themselves from shitting over text chat deserves whatever's coming to them but you're probably the kind of guy who has steam come out of his ears when he gets taunted[/QUOTE] generally i'm the one taunting but yeah besides he was inciting a flamewar, this thread is for people with bad language and social skills typing in chat, not LOOK HOW ANGRY I AM MAKING THIS GUY PLEASE RATE ME WINNER p.s when someone goes gunslinger on enemy team just roll it yourself until they give up and change class

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45594249][IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/89/Item_icon_Pomson_6000.png/100px-Item_icon_Pomson_6000.png?t=20120630232550[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/36/Item_icon_Short_Circuit.png/100px-Item_icon_Short_Circuit.png?t=20120630232307[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/ca/Item_icon_Gunslinger.png/100px-Item_icon_Gunslinger.png?t=20120701001211[/IMG] + [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/6/6e/Backpack_Schadenfreude.png/90px-Backpack_Schadenfreude.png?t=20140611230524[/IMG] = [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Q7HE8sT.png[/IMG] EDIT: Originally, I was going to use names like "Asshole" or "No fun"[/QUOTE] Sorry but I'm kinda tired of this. All you wanted to achieve with this is pissing people off and ruining their fun by getting cheap and annoying kills. I could [I]never[/I] have fun by just ruining other peoples fun. It's like someone with hacks would join a server and do the same by enabling their aimbot. Using fun loadouts from time to time is totally okay, but all this "I'm so funny because I intentionally planned to ruin the fun for others by using cheap loadouts" is just getting ridiculous and boring. I know a lot of people will disagree with me but that's my opinion.

[QUOTE=Prollgurke;45596715]Sorry but I'm kinda tired of this. All you wanted to achieve with this is pissing people off and ruining their fun by getting cheap and annoying kills. I could [I]never[/I] have fun by just ruining other peoples fun. It's like someone with hacks would join a server and do the same by enabling their aimbot. Using fun loadouts from time to time is totally okay, but all this "I'm so funny because I intentionally planned to ruin the fun for others by using cheap loadouts" is just getting ridiculous and boring. I know a lot of people will disagree with me but that's my opinion.[/QUOTE] There were about 24 people on the server, and only the people I screenshotted were mad and I did really terribly with this loadout. Most soldiers knew how to react to the mini and the short circuit which left me with a not very good primary to kill them or a slow drawing melee. My original intention was to see how well I could do with this loadout and the name and laugh taunt were an added gimmick

[QUOTE=Punchy;45596592]just roll it yourself until they give up and change class[/QUOTE] That's how flamewars happen.

[QUOTE=xNickston;45598560]That's how flamewars happen.[/QUOTE] Not really no

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45596769]There were about 24 people on the server, and only the people I screenshotted were mad and I did really terribly with this loadout. Most soldiers knew how to react to the mini and the short circuit which left me with a not very good primary to kill them or a slow drawing melee. My original intention was to see how well I could do with this loadout and the name and laugh taunt were an added gimmick[/QUOTE] I feel bad for everyone you played with, people like you are why I don't play this game as often anymore

[QUOTE=Punchy;45598730]Not really no[/QUOTE] Either the non-gunslinger is going to go "That's what you get dickface" or the one gunslingering from the start will go "haha lol had to go my loadout to win what a twat"

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;45594249]EDIT: Originally, I was going to use names like "Asshole" or "No fun"[/QUOTE] Your o.W.n tag is enough

Usually when I use a mini sentry I stop when anybody asks because of how unbalanced the weapon is. Its mechanics mean there are many placements where it is simply impossible to remove without a dedicated ubercharge. AN UBERCHARGE. Its best to exercise courtesy when using something that broken, as one will not be laughing when on the receiving end of endless annoyance. I don't have any screenshots of new players being new sorry =/

[QUOTE=mn_chaos;45600675]Usually when I use a mini sentry I stop when anybody asks because of how unbalanced the weapon is. Its mechanics mean there are many placements where it is simply impossible to remove without a dedicated ubercharge. AN UBERCHARGE. Its best to exercise courtesy when using something that broken, as one will not be laughing when on the receiving end of endless annoyance. I don't have any screenshots of new players being new sorry =/[/QUOTE] On elevated positions, a mini [I]might[/I] be too much for a soldier to take down, but I honestly can't think of anywhere in the game where a demo can't deal with it, assuming they're aware of where it is.

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;45600908]On elevated positions, a mini [I]might[/I] be too much for a soldier to take down, but I honestly can't think of anywhere in the game where a demo can't deal with it, assuming they're aware of where it is.[/QUOTE] Elevated positions or behind small cover makes it very difficult to peg with a direct hit grenade, which is kind of essential if you're using Loch-n-Load or the Loose Cannon. A sentry having the potential to be incredibly hard to hit for 66% of the Demoman's potential nade launchers isn't exactly too great. The thing is just too small profile. Same problem with trying to take them out with shotguns, pistols, or miniguns from outside their range. The biggest issue with the mini-sentry that no one pays attention to is that it should have never been mini in the first place.

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[QUOTE=Psychopath12;45601115]Elevated positions or behind small cover makes it very difficult to peg with a direct hit grenade, which is kind of essential if you're using Loch-n-Load or the Loose Cannon. A sentry having the potential to be incredibly hard to hit for 66% of the Demoman's potential nade launchers isn't exactly too great. The thing is just too small profile. Same problem with trying to take them out with shotguns, pistols, or miniguns from outside their range. The biggest issue with the mini-sentry that no one pays attention to is that it should have never been mini in the first place.[/QUOTE] I was referring to stickies. Two of those will take down basically any mini on any location on any map. Takes a little longer, but so long as you haven't overextended and aren't completely isolated from your team that shouldn't be an issue.

I can't pm you for some reason sooo... [quote] An assumption can be made of the mini sentry that its low health allows it to be dealt with very easily. In fact, its incredibly weak when left to itself, and shouldn't really be an issue at all. Experimentally that is never. Mini sentries are almost always seen in the midst of combat, where taking the time and effort to get rid of it will get you killed most of the time. You either divert your effort to take care of the thing fucking with your aim and get shot by the opposition or ignore it and die anyway. Its tiny profile and immunity to critical hits. Being blessed with a small size also makes it harder to use digital controls and circumnavigate it whilst preventing lockon. Another issue is its immediate arrival to the fight, usually via quick placement by engineer trying to make his getaway behind heftier comrades or just through empty space. In which it spawns with full health and regenerates health till it is fully built, and also possesses the range to eat some health off of any class regardless of how fast who is chasing the engineer. May I list another 30 reasons why its terrible to deal with? Yes the mini sentry if used in the same way or similarly to a normal sentry is easy to kill. However, its natural gifts combined with aggressive placement encouraged by the game make it incredibly annoying to both skilled and new players alike. Everything about it makes it a loud and hard to kill distraction, one the engineer definitely shouldn't have.[/quote] -End of Rant-

[QUOTE=Prollgurke;45596715]"I'm so funny because [B]I intentionally planned to ruin the fun for others by using cheap loadouts[/B]"[/QUOTE] you mean playing the game??? is it ever fun to die?? boy you guys are pussified, i think we need a "funniest quotes from seasoned veterans thread"

[QUOTE=Barbecutie;45606214]you mean playing the game??? is it ever fun to die?? boy you guys are pussified, i think we need a "funniest quotes from seasoned veterans thread"[/QUOTE] You might have been able to make that argument if you hadn't already said you were intentionally trying to piss them off

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;45581197][img]http://s.stylee32.net/2014-08-03_18-35-04.png[/img] :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] I wonder if anybody's tried to abuse this by repeatedly setting themself on fire to help medics build uber faster.

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;45606257]Yes, using a cheap loadout is playing the game. No, using a cheap loadout is not fun for others.[/QUOTE] "cheap loadouts" also constitutes the entirety of the soldier, demo, and sniper classes but at least i'm not a pussy about those pomson sc gs isn't even a good loadout i'm nice to people in-game up to the very point where they audibly complain about something, then they're free pickings, as they should be

[QUOTE=Barbecutie;45606450]"cheap loadouts" also constitutes the entirety of the soldier, demo, and sniper classes but at least i'm not a pussy about those pomson sc gs isn't even a good loadout i'm nice to people in-game up to the very point where they audibly complain about something, then they're free pickings, as they should be[/QUOTE] What? Also: [quote]gibus-anyone hav ing bisar gun gibus-*bissar gun me-What? [/quote] And later [quote]gibus-spy has sentrys wtf[/quote]

[QUOTE=Barbecutie;45606214]boy you guys are pussified, i think we need a "funniest quotes from seasoned veterans thread"[/QUOTE] Yes, lets do that. We can put you into the OP: [QUOTE=Barbecutie;45606450]"cheap loadouts" also constitutes the entirety of the soldier, demo, and sniper classes but at least i'm not a pussy about those[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Barbecutie]"cheap loadouts" also constitutes the entirety of the soldier, demo, and sniper classes but at least i'm not a pussy about those[/QUOTE] [I]Those classes are bullshit, but I'm not calling them bullshit.[/I] You are a source of morals and honesty, my friend.

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[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;45608239][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iDXBs7x.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] After reading this I had to pat myself on the back to remind me that this wasn't actually going to happen and that all is still right in the world.