Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

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[QUOTE=Pyraax;45642994][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/n2r5p3g.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/I9qWXdF.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Jgke4uW.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QwICobX.png[/IMG] Valve servers are magical. [sp]None of them were taken on Valve servers...[/sp][/QUOTE] oh god that last one

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;45641092]So a person was on a server called "The Girl ;)" and I jokingly asked if she (or he, you don't know) was a guy. Person ranted in chat for about 3 minutes because I was being a "sexst ashole". Yes. That's what she wrote.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=zekrom3112;45641194]Same happened to me when I used "he" on a girl. I told her there was no way to tell and that her voice could easily just be a kid. She got offended and called me sexist and shit like that.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Sir Mullich;45642084]Strange cosmetics are great, yeah. I like them way more than strange weapons to be quite frank.[/QUOTE] holy shit lmao the faces, perfect [IMG]http://puu.sh/aMhw3.png[/IMG]

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[QUOTE=KyoukoSakura;45646936]holy shit lmao the faces, perfect [IMG]http://puu.sh/aMhw3.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] and it doesn't include the rest [img]http://i.imgur.com/aOxlthJ.png[/img]

[QUOTE=KleinerHl;45630585] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/eUyjnz.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] Looks like the human trafficking business has started spreading to TF2

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lsHF3mJ.jpg[/IMG] id scoot away from mad milfs too

[QUOTE=Jesp;45624547]Even though those things were killed faster than the "arrow to the knee" meme, some of them still get me when they come out of nowhere. Demonstration man and "how to go seethrough as tuxedo terrorist" are my guilty pleasures whenever they appear.[/QUOTE] i can't remember, did "how do i surrender as frenchman" get added to that script ever

dumping a pile of quotes from valve servers [img]http://i.imgur.com/O1LVs1b.png[/img]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DLmcXWJ.jpg[/IMG] this is mann up btw, i got like 5 0 tour pyros in a row. What happened to Mann up? These guys are toddlers

[QUOTE=Cornish;45659628][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DLmcXWJ.jpg[/IMG] this is mann up btw, i got like 5 0 tour pyros in a row. What happened to Mann up? These guys are toddlers[/QUOTE] wow all dese good players wit golden weapons maybe i can playh my favrit class pyro and win a golden flamthrower i will go use my free ticket i got last christmas rather than go to bootcamp how hard could mvm be

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;45659579]dumping a pile of quotes from valve servers [img]http://i.imgur.com/O1LVs1b.png[/img][/QUOTE] Wow, acting like metal disorders are an actual problem. What a jerk, my sister has a metal disorder and she can live a perfectly fine life. [editline]11th August 2014[/editline] Stop the discrimination

[QUOTE=Wolf532;45660010]Wow, acting like metal disorders are an actual problem. What a jerk, my sister has a metal disorder and she can live a perfectly fine life. [editline]11th August 2014[/editline] Stop the discrimination[/QUOTE] Must be hard for her I hope she won't go crazy and steel something

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;45659579]dumping a pile of quotes from valve servers *pile of quotes*[/QUOTE] "Inspector Spacetime: we need technic in here" [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK5Kz5_qCtg[/media] Would save metal if you could manage to build a sentry out of that, admitedly.

[QUOTE=Bynine;45660092]Must be hard for her I hope she won't go crazy and steel something[/QUOTE] She used to be like that, the coppers got a lead on her and she got put in an institution. They managed to iron out her problems though, and now she's golden.

... I'd retort but my pun making skills are a bit rusty

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[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;45659579]dumping a pile of quotes from valve servers [Snipped][/QUOTE] To be fair, the first one knows his stuff.

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[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;45662087][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rSeL0z3.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] This wasn't in TF2, but I was once asked what an allergy was.

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;45662087][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rSeL0z3.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] The singular form of knifes, obviously

[QUOTE=Cornish;45659628][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DLmcXWJ.jpg[/IMG] this is mann up btw, i got like 5 0 tour pyros in a row. What happened to Mann up? These guys are toddlers[/QUOTE] That heavy in the background.

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I don't get what's funny about iJayyy's question.

Nothing really. Dunno why I put it there.

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;45662087][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rSeL0z3.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQrLPtr_ikE&t=0m30s"]This should explain it.[/URL] [sp]How am I the first one to mention this?[/sp]

What servers do you guys play on??

[QUOTE=noitsyou;45676953][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VwQwt1u.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] i knew this would end up here

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;45702065][IMG]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/36346933481334352/BF437198655472FD0BC389D6B70631E764CD6B0A/[/IMG] Uber breaks teh gaem.[/QUOTE] B-but... T-that's his right :c