Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

[QUOTE=David9413;40186432][T]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/053/1/2/master_of_magnet_by_georgegant-d3a6vq8.png[/T] ?[/QUOTE] "WELCOME TO DIE!" EDIT: Why are people rating this dumb, it's an actual Magneto reference. [video=youtube;IdAmkx8eAos]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdAmkx8eAos[/video]

[IMG]http://gyazo.com/d5a51963bf029b0147f4ceda8029f99c.png?1365286520[/IMG] And this one... I dunno. [IMG]http://gyazo.com/da8f430fd9d62d7cc0c56f3fa2443ff9.png?1365286560[/IMG]

Met a spy that kept on asking how to sap buildings. We told him to equip it and run up to a building. Went over to the intel and saw him standing next to a sentry with his sapper out.

Reposted from general chat, but today I played some zombie fortress with our own moderator, Max! (I'm pretty sure most of you have probably played a match with him, but this was my first time.) [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/846950070853785088/CFD1D933064093A3D29FA53F5986259A1D323FD0/[/t] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/846950070853786131/4D27E3F16FF8C8DC7ECF026452CDE41A4E62869A/[/t] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/846950070853788266/932C36932DAB97D21CC67CB043A422D0D186B907/[/t] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/846950070853787246/BD8B2A9A88ECAE2B797F2482CEB5A21C1DCBA264/[/t] (Wait this is fresh meat? Dam! Posted in the wrong thread! I thought it was general chat, darn.)

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[T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/846950070853788266/932C36932DAB97D21CC67CB043A422D0D186B907/[/T] Soldier on the left seems to be having trouble with his Black Box.

[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/846950070853785088/CFD1D933064093A3D29FA53F5986259A1D323FD0/[/t] There were better comedies at 2012 saxxy's Just my opinion. Soz Max!

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;40192124]When did this become a max fan thread? :v:[/QUOTE] Max has fans?

[QUOTE=makaronas21;40191647][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/846950070853785088/CFD1D933064093A3D29FA53F5986259A1D323FD0/[/t] There were better comedies at 2012 saxxy's Just my opinion. Soz Max![/QUOTE] Not to mention the replay winner was pretty damn awful and there were much better ones.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp2ilV1wevg[/media] [img]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/icon19-help.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;40201275][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp2ilV1wevg[/media] [img]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/icon19-help.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I love the bugle as it zooms in on the poster.

The dramatic angles made me laugh way harder than I should've.

[QUOTE=Everything;40203112]The dramatic angles made me laugh way harder than I should've.[/QUOTE] The sudden zooms on the Engie's head were both meant to incite a "seriously?" feel for the viewer.

Why do I get the feeling posting this will grant me boxes seeing as it's very similar to the title, and has already been ran down to bedrock ages ago. [img]http://i1296.photobucket.com/albums/ag9/lightflock2/meh_zpsa8aea1c8.jpg[/img]

So there I was playing on a Valve server, I dominate some spy, la di da. We win the game, teams get scrambled, I'm put on the same team as him. I now understand why I got an easy domination on him: The very first thing he types into team chat is "HOW DO I CLOCK"

[QUOTE=lavacano;40209988]So there I was playing on a Valve server, I dominate some spy, la di da. We win the game, teams get scrambled, I'm put on the same team as him. I now understand why I got an easy domination on him: The very first thing he types into team chat is "HOW DO I CLOCK"[/QUOTE] bam thats how you clock

[QUOTE=El Fonz0;40210799]bam thats how you clock[/QUOTE] saw it coming aways off still funny

[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/73mfqg.png[/img]

[QUOTE=KenjiKusanagi;40215837][img]http://i48.tinypic.com/73mfqg.png[/img][/QUOTE] Well, spies often charge at opponent's backs at a brisk pace without a thought for consequences...

[QUOTE=KenjiKusanagi;40215837][img]http://i48.tinypic.com/73mfqg.png[/img][/QUOTE] Did you just photoshop 2 pictures together?

[QUOTE=Liquid-Fire;40218082]Did you just photoshop 2 pictures together?[/QUOTE] more like used MSPaint. But yea i've connected two together but still it's two different people. Edit: Here are the full screen ones: [t]http://i50.tinypic.com/11ta4qh.png[/t] [t]http://i49.tinypic.com/2yziqma.png[/t]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gSYGnpd.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;40218675][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gSYGnpd.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I don't get it.

[QUOTE=Lium;40219291]I don't get it.[/QUOTE] I think they're referring to the fact 2 people who could probably do the same trade are completely, stubbornly ignoring eachother. Unless you were being sarcastic and saying "It's not funny".

"The enemy has taken our intelligence!" "No mic-spam pls!" :v:

Not sure if it's really fresh meat stuff, but today I was playing on this server, and one medic just kept on healing a single heavy. Nothing special but the heavy had been afk for at least 10 minutes and hadn't left spawn the entire match. Medic simply refused to heal others and just stood there healing the afk heavy

[QUOTE=Bapaul;40223130]Not sure if it's really fresh meat stuff, but today I was playing on this server, and one medic just kept on healing a single heavy. Nothing special but the heavy had been afk for at least 10 minutes and hadn't left spawn the entire match. Medic simply refused to heal others and just stood there healing the afk heavy[/QUOTE] Nothing wrong with being loyal.

[QUOTE=Bapaul;40223130]Not sure if it's really fresh meat stuff, but today I was playing on this server, and one medic just kept on healing a single heavy. Nothing special but the heavy had been afk for at least 10 minutes and hadn't left spawn the entire match. Medic simply refused to heal others and just stood there healing the afk heavy[/QUOTE] Why can't I get the image of a Medic wearing only Pyrovision goggles healing a Heavy with a Ghastly Gibus and Pyrovision goggles out of my head?

[QUOTE=Radu RD;40223351]Why can't I get the image of a Medic wearing only Pyrovision goggles healing a Heavy with a Ghastly Gibus and Pyrovision goggles out of my head?[/QUOTE] Because it happened. Too much times.

[IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-04-09_00006wns5g.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-03-10_00001d7s9d.jpg[/IMG] I just found this funny, too: [IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-03-10_00003mzsr7.jpg[/IMG]