Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;46468858]Does your friend happen to be a descendant of Kim Jong Il.[/QUOTE]
You deal with 200+ tours worth of morons and see how fast you get tired of telling people why their getting kicked. And they just have to argue that upgrading their gun first is the most important thing on the planet, when they've gone scout/medic/engineer, and not what they should do. Also, these morons have a gigantic fucking retard-on for hitting the highest tour person in the server with their fucking pans, nonstop, whenever people are waiting on others to buy their upgrades.
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[QUOTE]You deal with 200+ tours worth of morons and see how fast you get tired of telling people why their getting kicked.[/QUOTE]
I cannot see why this is an excuse to be a radical authoritarian.
This game evolved into something that (second to moneymaking) lets you be creative with your loadouts and your appearance. I don't see why this can't extend into MVM when your friend is denying someone to be a different class, have different weapons, or different upgrades. I'm sure everybody enjoys following the same used up meta that has already been proven countless times to succeed, why fix what isn't broken, right? I understand that, but what isn't broken gets old, tired, and boring, why not stray into using something new that has a chance to be broken? If it is, fix it. If you can't fix it, then by all means, go back to your meta, or you can make something new and roll with that instead.
I don't frequent MVM seriously because I have other things I can waste my money on, like the newest virtual fedora for my favorite class of the week until I find out somebody is betetr than me at that class and I find another.
[QUOTE]Also, these morons have a gigantic fucking retard-on for hitting the highest tour person in the server with their fucking pans, nonstop, whenever people are waiting on others to buy their upgrades.[/QUOTE]
You have volume control for your computer for a reason or you can just ignore it, but by all means I'm sure a kick is the most reasonable option if you ask them to stop.
I'm terrified of what your friend might do if he ever has a fucking kid.
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Apparently it's a thing now.
I can understand why people are like that, with an unaware team I find Mann Up to be incredibly difficult and sometimes head-to-wall frustrating. But I only do that when I can't get my usual group together. If you care enough to do 200+ tours, why would you play with pubbies and not a dedicated group where you can fuck around with whatever loadout and have fun?
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;46471777]I cannot see why this is an excuse to be a radical authoritarian.
This game evolved into something that (second to moneymaking) lets you be creative with your loadouts and your appearance. I don't see why this can't extend into MVM when your friend is denying someone to be a different class, have different weapons, or different upgrades. I'm sure everybody enjoys following the same used up meta that has already been proven countless times to succeed, why fix what isn't broken, right? I understand that, but what isn't broken gets old, tired, and boring, why not stray into using something new that has a chance to be broken? If it is, fix it. If you can't fix it, then by all means, go back to your meta, or you can make something new and roll with that instead.
I don't frequent MVM seriously because I have other things I can waste my money on, like the newest virtual fedora for my favorite class of the week until I find out somebody is betetr than me at that class and I find another. [/QUOTE]
I really wanna know what you people actually think he means with that bind. How do you know that "incorrect class" refers to going double soldier/demo or pyro/spy, when the important roles have been covered, and doesn't refer to going medic when they need a engi?
How do you know that "wrong weapons" is about running another banner instead of buff and doesn't refer to running rocket jumper + shotgun?
What about "wrong upgrades"? There is a difference between upgrading a bit different but still having a pretty effective upgrade route and maxing out afterburn damage and duration right away. How do you know he will kick for the former one?
I doubt anyone have a problem with kicking someone for poor play, since joining mecha, 2shitty and expert without being able to pull your own weight is a total dickmove towards everyone else on the team. Kicking because pan is dumb and the "ready up too fast/slow" is weird but you people always jump to the extremes and act like the guy will kick you for the tiniest goddamn thing.
Ofcourse, you might have played with him and know he will actually kick you for the tiniest thing but come on. Mvm isn't some place where you are forced to play with the same team setup, weapons or upgrade route every single time. Only low tour and/or shit players want to enforce that.
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;46471777]I'm sure everybody enjoys following the same used up meta that has already been proven countless times to succeed, why fix what isn't broken, right? I understand that, but what isn't broken gets old, tired, and boring, why not stray into using something new that has a chance to be broken?[/QUOTE]
Having played MvM with Lobo and the individual in the screenshot, most of the contention I've seen comes due to the fact that he actually DOESN'T play within the generally accepted meta. Using QF over Kritz, playing pyro over soldier, ect. More than once has some ~50-60 tour person joined, gone demo, and told the 200 tour individual to change from sniper "because sniper is bad".
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is that the medieval filter
Not in TF2 but still
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my friend told me he saw this
"first scaut hat is for 5 next 6 next 7 next(first all for ref) 1 key next is for 6 ref scaut pinc is for 5 ref pyreo green in 6 scaut boy... team spirt is for 6 ref"
This guy was asking what was the End of the Line update.
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[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;46506089][IMG]http://33.media.tumblr.com/61cd4546e2ceec6fefcf0e07b8b10300/tumblr_neam6uX4La1s3uinro1_1280.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Man, prison life is tough.
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Note that his name is a rifle pointed at a star of david.
And after spamming this a couple hundred times he proceeded to spout muslim/anti-semitic propaganda.
thats some really cool ascii rifle there
I'm not really sure if this is the place to post this, but I was just playing when I got a random trade request.
[QUOTE][FL] YogPoz: - yes?
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: - hi
[FL] YogPoz: hello
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: hello!
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: i need
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: THE GUNSLINGER!
[FL] YogPoz: only have 1 im afried
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: 1 BEFORE 2?
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! added The Pomson 6000
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! added The Fists of Steel
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: OK?
[FL] YogPoz: i only have one gunslinger
[FL] YogPoz: and thats non tradable sorry
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! removed The Pomson 6000
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! added The Pomson 6000
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! removed The Fists of Steel
[FL] YogPoz: anything else
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: OK RANGEL
You added The Rescue Ranger
[FL] YogPoz: this?
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! added The Rescue Ranger
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: NO
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! removed The Rescue Ranger
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: ummm
You removed The Rescue Ranger
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: RANGEL???
[FL] YogPoz: what do you mean by rangel?
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: IT`S A VEAPON!!!!
[FL] YogPoz: what for?
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! added The Flare Gun
[FL] YogPoz: What class?
[FL] YogPoz: is the "rangel" for?
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: ENGINEER
[FL] YogPoz: OH
You added The Wrangler
[FL] YogPoz: Wrangler
[FL] YogPoz: got it
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! added The Wrangler
You removed The Wrangler
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! removed The Wrangler
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! removed The Flare Gu
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: SOMFING
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: ON ENGINEER
You added Frontier Justice
[FL] YogPoz: that?
You added The Widowmaker
[FL] YogPoz: this?
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: ON SPY
You removed Frontier Justice
You removed The Widowmaker
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: ON SPY?
[FL] YogPoz: what is it?
[FL] YogPoz: slot wise
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: SOMFING ON SPY!
You added The Big Earner
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: SORRY ON SCOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You removed The Big Earner
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: PLEASE
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: ON SCOUT
You added The Holy Mackerel
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: A GUN
You removed The Holy Mackerel
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: SHOTGUN
You added The Soda Popper
You added The Force-A-Nature
You added The Back Scatter
You added The Winger
[FL] YogPoz: Winger?
[FL] YogPoz: was that it?
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! added The Winger
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! removed The Winger
You removed The Winger
!HARRY-THE-POTTER!: FORGE-A-NATURE
[FL] YogPoz: Are you still looking for whatever the RANGEL is?
You removed The Soda Popper
You removed The Back Scatter
!HARRY-THE-POTTER! is ready [/QUOTE]
I still don't know what a RANGEL is.
[QUOTE=YogPoz;46527496]I'm not really sure if this is the place to post this, but I was just playing when I got a random trade request.
I still don't know what a RANGEL is.[/QUOTE]
dead ringer, maybe?
Plant a machineee
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[QUOTE=stormcrowx;46534594][IMG]http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah113/nutto666/dumb_zpsf07a5a17.png[/IMG]
[sp]he just wanted to be my fwend[/sp][/QUOTE]
Man, you are one stone cold being. Someone turn on the heating.
This happened right as I was opening this thread, waiting to respawn.
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[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;46536382]Man, you are one stone cold being. Someone turn on the heating.[/QUOTE]
a damn good thing too. turns out the guy is a scammer.
[QUOTE=YogPoz;46527496]I still don't know what a RANGEL is.[/QUOTE]
The long lost brother of the bleiberman axe.
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[IMG]http://33.media.tumblr.com/3f527b01d1bcab15cf3ef774c4deadce/tumblr_nesm7jB2gh1s3uinro1_400.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Really, you can never have too many.
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