Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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Gordin Freeman and John Freeman in Team-Life: Full Fortress Consequences
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random crits while being ubered. Or kritz uber + normal uber.
Edit: me having 1,500 posts is now a thing
I was not expecting this
Ooooh boy, I found that flare gun pyro at it again. This time with the scorch shot, using the taunt.
I finally decided to explain to him you SHOOT people with it.
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i don't get it
[QUOTE=Crash15;40228264]i don't get it[/QUOTE]
I think he is referring to the Kritzkrieg.
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broom bomber
new halloween demoman weapon
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No, do not make a picture for this one.
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[i]"Gotta trade fast!"[/i][/QUOTE]
Gotta go fast pls
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5 gives you 10 he pressed ALT+SHIFT. That changes the keyboard layout from QWERTZ to QWERTY. At least for germans.
Still no excuse for his shitty spelling. :v:
[QUOTE=DatWut?;40236241]5 gives you 10 he pressed ALT+SHIFT. That changes the keyboard layout from QWERTZ to QWERTY. At least for germans.
Still no excuse for his shitty spelling. :v:[/QUOTE]
Well, im not sure because shortly after that he posted this:
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Not really fresh meat, but the [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Wall_of_Shame"]Trivia Wall of Shame[/URL] from the wiki is pretty hilarious. Some highlights:
* Meet the Sandvich - "the class that the scout heavy and soldier is unknown"
* Holy Mackerel - "The term 'fish kill' means the localized extinction of fish populations."
* Back Scratcher - "It is said that the pyro is in fact a female and the backscratcher is a rake where women usually attend their gardens and plants in their free time."
* Familiar Fez - "The fez may exist from Turkish countries."
[QUOTE=teddthebucfan;40245305]Not really fresh meat, but the [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Wall_of_Shame"]Trivia Wall of Shame[/URL] from the wiki is pretty hilarious.[/QUOTE]
I wrote one of those. Good (?) times.
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I think I'll call my dick The Vaginator from now on.
[QUOTE=teddthebucfan;40245305]Not really fresh meat, but the [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Wall_of_Shame"]Trivia Wall of Shame[/URL] from the wiki is pretty hilarious. Some highlights:
* Meet the Sandvich - "the class that the scout heavy and soldier is unknown"
* Holy Mackerel - "The term 'fish kill' means the localized extinction of fish populations."
* Back Scratcher - "It is said that the pyro is in fact a female and the backscratcher is a rake where women usually attend their gardens and plants in their free time."
* Familiar Fez - "The fez may exist from Turkish countries."[/QUOTE]
More from there
Half-Zatoichi - "The Half Zatoichi is further proof that the Demoman is a time-traveling wizard. Although versions of the blade come in "Genuine" quality, the blade appears to be brand new. Obviously, the Demoman must have acquired it from the past."
Sentry Gun - "Sentry gun is a turent called sentry gun and u can upgade it."
Master's Yellow Belt - "Painting it sort of defeats its purpose."
[quote]Engineer - "The Engineer is the only class to mention a Combine in Team Fortress 2."[/quote]
Pick up that beef.
[QUOTE=teddthebucfan;40245305]Not really fresh meat, but the [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Wall_of_Shame"]Trivia Wall of Shame[/URL] from the wiki is pretty hilarious. Some highlights:
* Meet the Sandvich - "the class that the scout heavy and soldier is unknown"
* Holy Mackerel - "The term 'fish kill' means the localized extinction of fish populations."
* Back Scratcher - "It is said that the pyro is in fact a female and the backscratcher is a rake where women usually attend their gardens and plants in their free time."
* Familiar Fez - "The fez may exist from Turkish countries."[/QUOTE]
Top Notch - "The Illuminati is a fictional secret society that is claimed finance various governments and secretly rule the world. Costco, on the other hand, is the third largest retailer in the United States."
yeah ok i think i understand now
Fucking loved all the stupid trivia that appeared on the old wiki. Like I'm pretty sure at one point it used to take up at least half the page in its sheer pointless size.
Holy Mackerel - "Yet another reference is that according to studies about evolution, all life on Earth started in the oceans and by evolving slowly went on land."
Meet the Medic - "In the meet the medic outakes, in the part Making Gods, the spy has nails in his mouth that was a scraped bulliet hole for the scraped scout gun, the nail gun."
Scout - "The Scout's right eye is at the position 1.337 on the X-axis."
Scout - "According to what the Soldier says in "A Smissmas Story", the scouts first name is Judas"
And this gold:
Ullapool Caber -"While most likely a coincidence, 'Ullapool Caber' bears certain verbal similarities to the Arabic phrase 'Allahu Akbar', also known as the Takbīr. A common Islamic Arabic phrase, literally translating as 'God is Greater', the phrase has, following the September 11 attacks, come to be associated with Islamic Extremism; in particular suicide bombing."
What the fuck
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Connoisseur's Cap - "The description is grammatically incorrect, using "You're" instead of "Your"."
Submachine Gun - "The machine gun is a uknown gun because of this, The gun is a fictional gun"
Wiki Cap - "This hat was given to the members of the tf2wiki that have added text to the tf2wiki."
Don't think we don't know what your doing.
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[QUOTE]Item sets - "The name One Thousand and One Demoknights is a refence to the 300 battle because there were a thousand Persains fighting 300 Spartens." [/QUOTE]
Are you kidding me?
Shit, that page made me go check all my wiki contributions to see if they were on there.
Wasn't that hard because there's like, five :v:
Another rocket-jumper
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