Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

Not a quote but I found this guy had an apt name [IMG]http://puu.sh/ghaDr/cdae199c71.png[/IMG]

Had a little kid talking in voice chat about how much Call of Duty he plays.

[quote][RTM] x3quaL : fuk you all and your hacker's family jesp, your mom and your sis (yu make sx with your sis, i know >.<) [/quote] First time I've had incest accusations included with hackusations :v:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/UE0OcV5.png[/img]

[QUOTE=LNKFAN;47242730][img]http://i.imgur.com/UE0OcV5.png[/img][/QUOTE] "I have floats before my eyes" [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vGdx9s5.jpg[/IMG] done in two weeks pls rate

Some little kid was playing as spy on the server I was on and he kept mumbling something about us looking so dumb on the bottom of the scoreboard. Funny part is that he had 0 points and no kills at all. Just kept dying over and over again and telling me to go fuck myself even thought I said nothing the whole time.

Following a suggestion from another facepunch user; changing rekt to kittens [img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-03-03_22-03-51.png[/img]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/gle4a/5d2cef5177.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;47252255]Following a suggestion from another facepunch user; changing rekt to kittens [img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-03-03_22-03-51.png[/img][/QUOTE] Change "scrub" to "lad"?

Change "rekt" to "in my ass" and "scrub" to "sexy"

[IMG]http://puu.sh/glua3/9229f09539.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;47252255]Following a suggestion from another facepunch user; changing rekt to kittens [img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-03-03_22-03-51.png[/img][/QUOTE] More servers need these I wish we could see the look on their faces when they fail like that

[IMG]http://puu.sh/glFJt/7c0e7557e4.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/glFKv/1ff7a70b78.png[/IMG] HardCORE

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47254587][IMG]http://puu.sh/glFJt/7c0e7557e4.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/glFKv/1ff7a70b78.png[/IMG] HardCORE[/QUOTE] we need more people like justin

[t]http://i.imgur.com/0lsIBQn.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/PkBSzO9.png[/t] Just a regular game of badwater

[IMG]http://puu.sh/gmQgP/3944d5c96b.png[/IMG] Later in the match, from the same guy [IMG]http://puu.sh/gmQif/55aac7cc43.png[/IMG]

I looked at it. It says "Casey Cumz - Bang Bang"

[t]http://puu.sh/gng02/2404754ffb.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47260230][IMG]http://puu.sh/gmQgP/3944d5c96b.png[/IMG] Later in the match, from the same guy [IMG]http://puu.sh/gmQif/55aac7cc43.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Unrelated to TF2 but it reminds me of this image I took from a random comment thread (think it was on a post by Gamerheadlines). [img]http://i.imgur.com/yjGiXEH.png[/img] In short, those weird kids who think they're "kewl" (or are ignorant on how to act in the real world) by acting like a stereotype of a sitcom kid on Nickelodeon ("You beat me. You're good...for a girl" drama) and for the link? He managed to figure out what a proxy is and bypass his parents web filter because he obviously can't be trusted around real people.

[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/65113316/screenies/freshmeat/19.jpg[/IMG] I should probably keep track of all the mispelled versions of my name.

[QUOTE=Vincentor;47264070][IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/65113316/screenies/freshmeat/19.jpg[/IMG] I should probably keep track of all the mispelled versions of my name.[/QUOTE] For whatever reason so many people can't say/type Anderan. I'm often called Anderson but I've even been called things like Anderman, Alderaan, and even Aderal.

[QUOTE=Anderan;47265308]For whatever reason so many people can't say/type Anderan. I'm often called Anderson but I've even been called things like Anderman, Alderaan, and even Aderal.[/QUOTE] Same here. It's not even hard to spell my name and yet the very intelligent community manages to misspell it every time. Hell, I was even called "paprika" once!

I can't understand how people screw mine up. lava. cano. lava and volcanoes. c'mon i came up with this shit in elementary school and yet i've gotten "lovocono", "lavanco", "lavcona", some kid on the mic came up with "livercan"... closest I ever got from the general public was "lavacanoe"

I would probably call you livercan too

[QUOTE=lovocono;47265377]I can't understand how people screw mine up. lava. cano. lava and volcanoes. c'mon i came up with this shit in elementary school and yet i've gotten "lovocono", "lavanco", "lavcona", some kid on the mic came up with "livercan"... closest I ever got from the general public was "lavacanoe"[/QUOTE] My steam name is Waffles Mgee. I misspelt it when I first made the name on a website and was unable to change it. Now if someone spells it "Waffles McGee" it just feels wrong to me. It's a hole I dug myself into. And more often than not I have had kids singing various waffle songs over mics. It is not enjoyable.

It's not an obvious pronunciation so I don't really blame anyone for it, but I feel a secret thrill of intellectual superiority everytime someone calls me Sharon. [sp]when I chose the username I was hoping people would call me blank because nothing is my fetish, but I guess it makes sense that no one would do that[/sp]

people always get my name wrong sometimes they call me punky, funky, punfunky, punko, dunko, snacko, whacko and puncho [editline]5th March 2015[/editline] wait nevermind i change my name a lot

I was VinceD for a while until some twelve year old told me "go suck a D, VinceD" I dropped the D shortly after :(

People just call me Fancy. But my friend calls me Nancy.

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47266087]I was VinceD for a while until some twelve year old told me "go suck a D, VinceD" I dropped the D shortly after :([/QUOTE] So you're saying you haven't picked up any D since?