Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=Jordax;47275191]I keep wondering why people insisted on calling me Jordan. Either they think that Jordan is my actual name or they somehow read the x as a n the entire time.
I wonder why it seems so common in TF2 that people butcher your names so often.[/QUOTE]
Eh, that's at least somewhat close to your nickname.
People usually call me "Judas" in games. I remember someone even made a joke that he'll give me 30 coins if i change teams.
Just for reference "Juodvarnis" is simply the Lithuanian word for "Raven (the bird)"
For some reason, instead of people calling me Styl[B]ee[/B] - they call me style. They normally apologise when i put the extra e as a capital.
[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;47274886]People get "Roo" right most of time thankfully, but for some ungodly reason I sometimes see "ro" too. Three letters is too much to process I suppose.[/QUOTE]
Originally my name was Greenlynx like it is here, but people kept mispronouncing it as things like GreenLinux and Greenlinus, so I just made it Lynx.
I've been called Doe multiple times even after I corrected them. I use my real name and people STILL can't spell two VERY common english names or even one for that matter.
So I was on a Class Warfare server, and it rolled Scout vs. Spy and
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My name is pronounced correctly pretty much 100% of the time, but I do get typos like this:
Snowhoe
[QUOTE=Snowshoe;47280791]My name is pronounced correctly pretty much 100% of the time, but I do get typos like this:
Snowhoe[/QUOTE]
i'm calling you that from now on
"oh tee tee"
:suicide:
i've noticed that people have a really easy time spelling my name
"!votemute/kick capitalism"
The legend lives on
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SpFeTcq.png[/img]
Whatever happened to that picture of the Engineer as God from the Sistine Chapel with the caption "Erecting the Century"
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[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;47287578][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7qgM6LJ.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
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[sp]The bridge's name is Ponte del Diavolo[/sp]
That's a pretty shit location. Snipers and Soldiers will be able to take it out easily.
[QUOTE=Pyraax;47288706][img]http://i.imgur.com/j7x9SpH.jpg[/img]
[sp]The bridge's name is Ponte del Diavolo[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]you couldve picked any random bridge and the joke wouldve still worked
because ponte's the word for bridge in italian[/sp]
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47288731]That's a pretty shit location. Snipers and Soldiers will be able to take it out easily.[/QUOTE]
Wrangler.
[QUOTE=Zenamez;47289825]Wrangler.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't solve the Sniper issue nearly as much as you'd think.
Rescue Wrangler, on the other hand...
[QUOTE=Jesp;47286774]The legend lives on
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SpFeTcq.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Little do you know he's actually a time traveler
[QUOTE=Bynine;47289957]Little do you know he's actually a time traveler[/QUOTE]
Then he would have to ask [i]when[/i] is our century.
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I joined an upward server and this happened.
The Mangle guy voted for team scramble when Blu was on the last point, about to win. The vote passes and I vote to kick him for doing something dumb like that, and he immediately responds with "REPORT THE BITCH"
This happens twice which merits the same response. He also leaves after I headshot him as a Classic sniper.
After multiple scramble votes were called
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[QUOTE=Otterman;47291549]Then he would have to ask [i]when[/i] is our century.[/QUOTE]
Maybe he was just confused with the time machine UI
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[QUOTE=4444;47296580][img]http://imgur.com/gHyVKNY.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Know what is more disappointing than butchering of the english language in that paragraph?
There will be people who will believe it.
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[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;47297260][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tXtvLVE.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I think those are in the wrong order...
