Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=100undead;47417130]You should totally change the word "Trade" to word "Love" for some funsies.[/QUOTE]
even better, "trade" to "make love with" and "trading" to "making love with"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/6FyJOJq.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=gigazelle;47418397]even better, "trade" to "make love with" and "trading" to "making love with"[/QUOTE]
"I'm looking to make love with all my weapons for other weapons.
Please make love with me if you are interested!"
[QUOTE=Scruffel;47419050]"I'm looking to make love with all my weapons for other weapons.
Please make love with me if you are interested!"[/QUOTE]
Remember to do the abbreviations, too! Like WTT and WTS.
"Want to make love with unusual team captain!"
[QUOTE=Scruffel;47419050]"I'm looking to make love with all my weapons for other weapons.
Please make love with me if you are interested!"[/QUOTE]
"Hey baby, if you trade me I'll show you why they call it "Your eternal reward"."
(Does this count as derailing btw?)
[QUOTE=gigazelle;47416137][img]http://i.imgur.com/SW5kTQd.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I disagree. Sholder is a very slow class. Snper can kill people when you click on their heads.
[QUOTE=ILLUMM;47420233]I disagree. Sholder is a very slow class. Snper can kill people when you click on their heads.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://ipcedu.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Shoulder-Pain.jpg[/t]
Probably because he doesn't have legs.
[QUOTE=_charon;47420532][t]http://ipcedu.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Shoulder-Pain.jpg[/t]
Probably because he doesn't have legs.[/QUOTE]
Probably.
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;47417006]I'm a bit of a fun adjuster when it comes to trading! It blocks their text and kicks them if they say the words once more. Granted, they try to bypass it and I just permaban their ass for breaking the rule of no bypassing the filter.[/QUOTE]
If I'm not mistaken though, couldn't that cause other problems? I mean, saying "trade" or "trading" doesn't always mean people are trying to trade. They could be talking about something else a lot of the time.
[QUOTE=Dr. Ocsid;47424647]If I'm not mistaken though, couldn't that cause other problems? I mean, saying "trade" or "trading" doesn't always mean people are trying to trade. They could be talking about something else a lot of the time.[/QUOTE]
I've yet to see another use for the word 'trade' in a game centred around trading.
[QUOTE=Scruffel;47419050]"I'm looking to make love with all my weapons for other weapons.
Please make love with me if you are interested!"[/QUOTE]
okay ive gotta say ever since this, I've had to physically stop playing the game a few times because I'm laughing so hard imagining what the text would have said.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/avdBkaQ.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hGNuJAz.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mark Twain1;47426432][img]http://i.imgur.com/hGNuJAz.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Shouldn't he be dead, engulfed in flames by now?
[QUOTE=gigazelle;47424859]okay ive gotta say ever since this, I've had to physically stop playing the game a few times because I'm laughing so hard imagining what the text would have said.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/avdBkaQ.png[/img][/QUOTE]
This is way funnier than it should have been, holy shit.
[QUOTE=Mark Twain1;47426432][img]http://i.imgur.com/hGNuJAz.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
He's just having a happy father & son moment
until they get burned ofcourse
Happy mildly late april fools. As some of you may remember, last year I set it up so if people typed !freeunusual it would say they've donated $50 out of their steam wallet. I'm back for another round.
[t]http://s.stylee32.net/2014-06-30_00001.jpg[/t]
I'll be posting their reactions
[editline]1st April 2015[/editline]
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'Yes.'
[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-04-01_18-07-13.png[/img]
[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-04-01_18-07-25.png[/img]
[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-04-01_18-08-17.png[/img]
[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-04-01_18-08-46.png[/img]
[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-04-01_18-09-05.png[/img]
'Uh, no'
[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-04-01_18-10-56.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;47437437]
[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-04-01_18-08-46.png[/img]
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"oh fuck we're gonna be poor"
[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-04-01_22-11-09.png[/img]
the sudden realisation
JAJA
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;47438971][img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-04-01_22-11-09.png[/img]
the sudden realisation[/QUOTE]
what's up with these chatlogs though
[QUOTE=erkor;47439276]what's up with these chatlogs though[/QUOTE]
They're from the program I use to monitor my servers.
