Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

-snip im late again :v:-

It happened again. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IeowFsp.jpg[/IMG] [sp]I am referencing http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250133&p=40148664&viewfull=1#post40148664[/sp]

[QUOTE]Balloonicorn - "The picture of a pan on both sides of the Baloonicorn's hips is a reference to a cutie mark, a term from the My Little Pony franchise, which shows what the pony is best at."[/QUOTE] Don't give the Baloonicorn the pan! [B]Edit:[/B] You know what, give him the pan, he will make you bacon.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;40265161]Don't give the Baloonicorn the pan![/QUOTE] I've never ever seen a pan on the balloonicorn. Do they mean the saddle?

[QUOTE=teddthebucfan;40245305]Not really fresh meat, but the [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Wall_of_Shame"]Trivia Wall of Shame[/URL] from the wiki is pretty hilarious. Some highlights: * Meet the Sandvich - "the class that the scout heavy and soldier is unknown" * Holy Mackerel - "The term 'fish kill' means the localized extinction of fish populations." * Back Scratcher - "It is said that the pyro is in fact a female and the backscratcher is a rake where women usually attend their gardens and plants in their free time." * Familiar Fez - "The fez may exist from Turkish countries."[/QUOTE] Boston Basher - "The Boston Basher is a wooden bat with nails driven through it." Demoman - "The Red Demo man lost his eye when a book possed it." Flipped Trilby - "A trilby is a type of hat." Magnificent Mongolian - "Mongolia is right next to Siberia in Russia and the people at the border have a shared ancestry. Many Siberians in the region have chinky eyes and a number of their Mongolian counterparts have blonde or brown hair." Neon Annihilator - Note that when you taunt it plays a beat Solemn Vow - "The small Plague on the Solemn Vow says "Do No Harm"."

[QUOTE=LightFlock;40265258]I've never ever seen a pan on the balloonicorn. Do they mean the saddle?[/QUOTE] I think so, it really looks like a pan from the right perpective: [t]http://www.tomopop.com/ul/_tomopop/25629-headertf2balloonicorn.jpg[/t] [SUB][SUP][SUB][SUP] But it doesnt look like a cutie mark at all[/SUP][/SUB][/SUP][/SUB]

[img]http://puu.sh/2ze5g[/img]

[QUOTE=Killajax;40265534][img]http://puu.sh/2ze5g[/img][/QUOTE] Other Spys need exercise bikes too.

[QUOTE=Killajax;40265534][img]http://puu.sh/2ze5g[/img][/QUOTE] He's researching the generally used Spy tactics and their tricks, often known as "The Spy Cycle".

[QUOTE=Nitro836;40265902]He's researching the generally used Spy tactics and their tricks, often known as "The Spy Cycle".[/QUOTE] The cycle starts at christmas when a batch of fresh Spies gets into the game from all the christmas cash.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/GSQZmGp.png[/img] There was no one on our team called "gduchataeu" either...

"Discussing" about nocrit servers, made me laugh. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LbPusBW.jpg?1[/IMG]

[QUOTE=nahkakakkone;40269131]"Discussing" about nocrit servers, made me laugh. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LbPusBW.jpg?1[/IMG][/QUOTE] He does have a point, though On nocrit servers, stuff like the market gardener is a direct upgrade with no downsides

[QUOTE=light dasher;40266010][img]http://i.imgur.com/GSQZmGp.png[/img] There was no one on our team called "gduchataeu" either...[/QUOTE] He's French. "Antoine" is a French name, [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Dispenser/fr]distributeur is the dispenser.[/url] and he's referring to "g du Chateau" or "G of the Castle" and I have no idea who that is.

[QUOTE=01271;40272411]He's French. "Antoine" is a French name, [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Dispenser/fr]distributeur is the dispenser.[/url] and he's referring to "g du Chateau" or "G of the Castle" and I have no idea who that is.[/QUOTE] [url=http://puu.sh/2zD1M]While you may have a valid point, I'm not so sure...[/url]

I know that he meant charge, but... [IMG]http://puu.sh/2zUsQ[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2zUvd[/IMG]

Someone asked "how do you sprint as scout" in a server a few days ago.

[QUOTE=account;40276939]Someone asked "how do you sprint as scout" in a server a few days ago.[/QUOTE] In a way doesn't the crit-a-cola make you sprint?

[QUOTE=account;40276939]Someone asked "how do you sprint as scout" in a server a few days ago.[/QUOTE] [t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/77/Backpack_Baby_Face%27s_Blaster.png[/t]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/a6GJgWk.png[/img]

[QUOTE=commandhat;40284733][img]http://i.imgur.com/a6GJgWk.png[/img][/QUOTE] thats what she said

[img]http://i.imgur.com/S8h8whH.png[/img] Shamelessly stolen off the TF2 subreddit. There's a whole thread full of people who are just discovering that F2Pers say nonsense shit. :suicide:

[QUOTE=commandhat;40284733][img]http://i.imgur.com/a6GJgWk.png[/img][/QUOTE] the numbers, itachi what is their point

Well, he makes a good point. Demoman is never called Demolition man...

[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;40290332][img]http://i.imgur.com/S8h8whH.png[/img] Shamelessly stolen off the TF2 subreddit. There's a whole thread full of people who are just discovering that F2Pers say nonsense shit. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Demonstaration Man is an affectionate nickname for Coaches.

[QUOTE=commandhat;40284733][img]http://i.imgur.com/a6GJgWk.png[/img][/QUOTE] Scout Invisibility Drink? OMG OP NERF NAO

[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;40290448]the numbers, itachi what is their point[/QUOTE] Maybe he's counting down. But then it doesn't make any sense to add 15 at the end.

"How to trad"

[IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-04-16_00004tayiw.jpg[/IMG] :yarr: [IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-04-16_00006b2b87.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-04-16_00007shao5.jpg[/IMG] no

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