Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

man, I should find more of these those two happened within like 5 minutes of each other, on the same server, and I was like "shit, I haven't uploaded here before, so as soon as I'm unbanned I'm posting these"

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gE2vE7k.jpg[/IMG] should i feel bad about this.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Hx7BQNw.png[/IMG] New from CSGO

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47945694][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Hx7BQNw.png[/IMG] New from CSGO[/QUOTE] How much does a "Chrismas" cost?

[QUOTE=bulka96;47946145]How much does a "Chrismas" cost?[/QUOTE] One lump of coal. Your change is two switches.

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/45381685692155950/CE16427DE08222310425624619CEAF6469090F50/[/t] Sorry for the tiny text, I lack dexterity.

[QUOTE=Sym333;47956156][t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/45381685692155950/CE16427DE08222310425624619CEAF6469090F50/[/t][/QUOTE] I wish my computer didn't die because i really want to photoshop the bat and dock ones.

[QUOTE=HiddenShadow;47958384]I wish my computer didn't die because i really want to photoshop the bat and dock ones.[/QUOTE] Oh god french fags ruin my country anyway how much does a scrapinium costs?

[QUOTE=Gentlebear;47964945]Oh god french fags ruin my country anyway how much does a scrapinium costs?[/QUOTE] three reclainiums

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/r6DhLt5.png[/IMG]

[t]http://puu.sh/isaDQ/6478dd77ba.jpg[/t] [t]http://puu.sh/isaMo/f2b6b8d553.jpg[/t]

Didn't take a screenshot but was on blu team and went something like this BLU Spy: How do they know i'm a spy? (asked this about 4 times) RED Guy: They're randomly attacking teammates to see if they're spies, it's called spychecking BLU Spy: What button do I push to spycheck? Then it basically went like this for about 15 minutes before someone was able to get him to understand how spychecking worked.

[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-06-17_16-22-15.png[/img]

I think this gos well with the title of the tread [IMG]http://puu.sh/itE18/7d47418cbe.png[/IMG]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/WPQNnNZ.png[/img] :(

[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-06-19_18-47-54.png[/img] The friendly filter strikes again

[QUOTE=enigma007;47999570][img]http://i.imgur.com/WPQNnNZ.png[/img] :([/QUOTE] Enigmus sounds like Merasmus' puzzle/riddle loving relative.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/FU5cWYg.jpg[/img] skial servers.

[QUOTE=Overwatch 7;48010831]Enigmus sounds like Merasmus' puzzle/riddle loving relative.[/QUOTE] No, it is professor Layton´s secret wizard name.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Uybc9zt.png?1[/IMG] I found this in the comment section of the TF2 first trailer.

[QUOTE=Chicken McFly;48029307][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Uybc9zt.png?1[/IMG] Found this in the comment section of the first trailer of the beta TF2.[/QUOTE] ...what?

[QUOTE=Chicken McFly;48029307][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Uybc9zt.png?1[/IMG] Found this in the comment section of the first trailer of the beta TF2.[/QUOTE] Oh so the sentry would get a literate? Good thing now it can read.

[QUOTE=Scruffel;48029722]Oh so the sentry would get a literate? Good thing now it can read.[/QUOTE] Its dad has eleven science PhDs. You'd think it could read after seven and a half years.

[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/65113316/screenies/freshmeat/20.jpg[/IMG]

There was a guy who said "it isn't a porn spray unless there's semen depicted in the picture* whilst looking at a wall covered in nude girls, dicks, and large bulges in ones underwear

Now that I have mastered the art of capturing the chat in the console (and enlarging it enough to be decipherable), no stupidy shall be forgotten. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/689397570028046689/80EFFFD3445E87E5A94955D2AE61B736401DD19A/[/t]

[QUOTE=Sym333;48072889]Now that I have mastered the art of capturing the chat in the console (and enlarging it enough to be decipherable), no stupidy shall be forgotten. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/689397570028046689/80EFFFD3445E87E5A94955D2AE61B736401DD19A/[/t][/QUOTE] "This is going to be rough" is a perfectly valid sentence

[QUOTE=_charon;48073048]"This is going to be rough" is a perfectly valid sentence[/QUOTE] But doesn't "rough" have a sexual connotation? Or is it just me and my twisted mind?

[QUOTE=Sym333;48073542]But doesn't "rough" have a sexual connotation? Or is it just me and my twisted mind?[/QUOTE] your mind is apparently too twisted for the english language

[QUOTE=_charon;48073657]your mind is apparently too twisted for the english language[/QUOTE] So I'll use a classic excuse: not my mother tongue