Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"

[vnc]

The legend lives on.

[Makzutheamazing]

[QUOTE=_Pai;48182258]Maybe he's French. I wonder what kind of cardboard house he lives in[/QUOTE]

[T]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b1/Taunt_Box_Trot.png?t=20150703152051[/T]
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[Zotobom]

Someone added me. Wanted my Str. Sniper with Headshot Kills part for 4 crates and an Ellis Cap.
Said no, this is how he responded:

[QUOTE]The Saharan Spy™: i be your friend if you tell yes 7:07:44 PM
The Saharan Spy™: and you be my best friend 7:08:05 PM[/QUOTE]

[Gentlebear]

[QUOTE=Zotobom;48195111]Someone added me. Wanted my Str. Sniper with Headshot Kills part for 4 crates and an Ellis Cap.
Said no, this is how he responded:[/QUOTE]

Someone once tried to trade me a genuine soldier bucket for my Balaclavas Brotherhood of arms
Me: Do you have anything else?
Him:Nah, but come on m8 everyone likes genuine
Me: I Dont
:v:

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Gentlebear;48196812]Someone once tried to trade me a genuine soldier bucket for my Balaclavas Brotherhood of arms
Me: Do you have anything else?
Him:Nah, but come on m8 everyone likes genuine
Me: I Dont
:v:[/QUOTE]

Hipster

[penguinsfan]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/iYpPB/95549809a2.jpg[/IMG]

i guess i very suck :v:

[Blackavar]

[QUOTE=penguinsfan;48200174][IMG]http://puu.sh/iYpPB/95549809a2.jpg[/IMG]

i guess i very suck :v:[/QUOTE]

nice first post

[Godzillan]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FTSyc70.png[/IMG]

[Whyt546]

-snip wrong thread-

[Gentlebear]

[QUOTE=Godzillan;48211113][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FTSyc70.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Is he a box too?

[Snowshoe]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/i3aTI1Y.png[/IMG]

[butilka4]

[QUOTE=Snowshoe;48216649][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/i3aTI1Y.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/cso/images/f/f1/Doctora.png/revision/latest?cb=20120405100909[/IMG]

[B](Probably only a few people will get this)[/B]

[Trekintosh]

[QUOTE=butilka4;48218231][IMG]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/cso/images/f/f1/Doctora.png/revision/latest?cb=20120405100909[/IMG]

[B](Probably only a few people will get this)[/B][/QUOTE]

[img]http://static01.nyt.com/images/2012/06/17/magazine/17wmt/17wmt-articleLarge.jpg[/img]

:eng101s:

[Botspan]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JXZxTtg.jpg[/IMG]

It takes a century to tell the Engi where to place it I guess.

[Gentlebear]

[QUOTE=ThePro1234;48218543][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JXZxTtg.jpg[/IMG]

It takes a century to tell the Engi where to place it I guess.[/QUOTE]

This Mispelling is everywhere

[vnc]

[QUOTE=Gentlebear;48219363]Mispelling[/QUOTE]

[Gentlebear]

"Drop Force a Naturer"

[Benedox]

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Gregoravich sure is a wise fellow.

[Fluff]

[t]http://s9.postimg.org/uit9m662n/almost.jpg[/t]

[I][B]Almost[/B][/I]

[Pyraax]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/JmpbnkM.png[/img]

[Suomimies55]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MChXx8e.jpg[/IMG]

[Gentlebear]

I was on my favorite server , i dominate some kid as spy
He's a sniper
He starts yelling in his mic : STOP KILLING ME IM TRYING TO QUICKSCOPE

[source]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4tRZ3MI.png[/IMG]

well thats a new one

[butilka4]

[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;48272922][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4tRZ3MI.png[/IMG]

well thats a new one[/QUOTE]

[quote]Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v4: "CENTINELA IN THE VENTS!"[/quote]

?

[source]

[QUOTE=butilka4;48273269]?[/QUOTE]

lets do it

just 600 more posts to go

[Clener74]

I should really go to Valve servers more frequently. I just play on them because there are no good, very regularly active 24/7 Gravelpit servers anywhere, at least none with human players, so I have to content myself with a 40 min game (and that's only if I'm lucky; you can never consistently catch the map just when it starts) or just play on an inactive 24/7 Gpit server with bots.

But I haven't done a full run through their servers in a long time. Not a real fan of Egypt, Steel, or Junction which are half of the map rotation, but it should be fun.

[Gentlebear]

So i was boxing , and this kid says: Anyone who wants to fist me go to ring
The whole server laughed

[source]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7OV9FBk.png[/IMG]

Edit: Here's another gem from today

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UQBbiu5.png[/IMG]

[Johnny Joe]

[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;48285676][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7OV9FBk.png[/IMG]

Edit: Here's another gem from today

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UQBbiu5.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I fear for this generation.

[Anderan]

For context, there were 3 or 4 "engie fam" people on the server basically roleplaying as a family of engies while rauncho relaxing somewhere doing nothing, Lobo kept killing them
[t]http://puu.sh/jc0oO/46f696bf2d.jpg[/t]
[t]http://puu.sh/jc0sq/4a7137581c.jpg[/t]

There was literally no context to this, he would just start saying it at the end of a round.
[t]http://puu.sh/jc0uN/de5e184286.jpg[/t]